>>She: Sweet, I’m eating a happy banana, he’s so long and thick... I miss you!!! and :-*
>>ON: And I stitch the fish hawaiian, it’s salty and smells... don’t call me anymore!!!))
Spoof: Our Orthodox chief decided to help the father of the church (so they bought a computer). He says, download the Windows XP, the 2003 office and Kaspersky... Admin has long been outraged that it is illegal, in the end, on the question of the boss, how he, poor daddy, will buy a licensed software, the administrator asks a meeting question: And how is the commandment "do not steal" :)
The amount on the invoice did not coincide with the amount of the order for 20 copies.
I found the right price – corrected, now it doesn’t go for 16 thousand...
I am in reflection.)
We opened an attraction for foreigners. They bring them, and we are here as if we are playing a real wedding. According to all the customs there... They understand the business, exotic, photograph, souvenirs and so on.
I worked as a bride. Wedding every day. A day of sickness.
The bridegroom resigned because the liver was not exhausted. He worked with us - from the army he cut, - but as he worked, his liver wanted to go to the army.
Now I horrify all the exotics and excursions there.
Okay okay!
I'll be a guide, if I lie, I won't see the holiday!
Tee.Dee: It’s like my teeth are tearing out.
Tea.Dee: before you start splashing in the throat and on the tongue with this anesthesia, they say that the throat is numb.
See also: Uga. The Prism. are pulled out. I go out on the street. and Onemelo.
Max (15:22:27 10/07/2008)
I just jumped out to eat-I ask for the counter churka showing for some cocktails
Max (15:22:38 10/07/2008)
Say it is so.
Max (15:22:53 10/07/2008)
He is grit- yeah, a shit.
Max (15:23:06 10/07/2008)
Meaning of?
Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
Fuck something.
Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
Again, that is
Max (15:24:42 10/07/2008)
He’s already responding slowly – then I discovered that he’s grinding chicken cottage.
Pirate Bay is not responsible for the information distributed by its users, which allows pedophiles and convicted citizens to freely distribute illegal materials. Pressure from the authorities forced the Bay to seek alternative ways of subsistence, up to the purchase of its own state, known as Sealand, which is still not covered by international law.
The Pirate Bay began collecting $138 million needed for the purchase from donations from users. In the first week, they managed to raise only $17,000. Little, but enough to scare RIAA. Copyright defenders have threatened to completely disconnect Sealand from the internet. To which Pirate Bay responded with a willingness to raise several hundred million dollars and launch into orbit its satellite, providing an uninterrupted Internet channel.
Isn’t it a dog?? to
XXX is
I lost the ring.
YYYY
Is that you, Gary? = = )
XXX is
The fourth = (
YYYY
I scream "My Excess!!!" and look for a hobbit named Bilbo Begins... %)
I will tell you the secret - the ring at Medvedev :))))
Vladimir Vladimirovich, well I asked!
The quote:
Postman: You know bored already, let us instead of the word "OK" use our Russian "Good" or "Good". OK is?
The initiator: Ok.
and...
What do you think emerged in the ranking line instead of the questionnaires when I clicked on "+"?))))))
xx is:
Are you tired of H&M?
Make them more informative:
X - 0 to 10 years
X - 11 to 20
XH - 21 to 30
HGH - 31 to 40
and so on) who is for - plush!
Let everyone know the age of the person who speaks.
Intra> fucking, I need a good pencil and a backbone. Yesterday I came to download the movie, so while he was running before the compilation I managed to wash all the dishes, dust drying the floor of the cottage, dust a family of cockroaches, take out the garbage, clean up, wash a bunch of things to cook twice to eat, eat and repair the column for the acoustic system... ppt >8-/
By the way, did the dial-up?
No..just in addition to the mosquitoes there is ischo all Russia where unlimited (64 speed, the outcome is unfair, which is not far from the dialap) the internet costs 1400 rubles(( Dear Moscow providers..remember the Far East. Nietzsche is free. You can raise money from here.
South of Russia! The same situation. The fucking people are terrible. Anything sharper than 64 kbit is not in the pocket of an ordinary user.
Pipet people I thought we in Usinsk all so bad 64kb for 550 re and it is even worse to eat, so they are still chasing that they do not have ports =(
Push out whoever is indifferent
An acquaintance in Ashka says:
We here probably a year ago cleaned a number of offices and a store on the floor at night, entered a window with one foam apparently, opened the first office - and they are just hand-to-hand trading - took another 3 foams and opened a Mercedes auto parts store and broke the revenue by breaking the safe with the tools from the first office.
The man in the forum is named Damir. Email: yesworld@
I have a friend, his name is Aitugan...so here is his i2gun@ soap.
Wowa: Go, it’s time for me to create an InLadaWorld@ box.
Winnie Hoop: Hi
Odecade: Hello to you too.
Winnie Hoop: How is it? There with a girl?
Odecade is OK. I finished yesterday, come and see. How are you doing?
Winnie Hoop: O_O, Nipponil, how did you do it?
Odecade: He’s been free for a long time. Are you still there?
Winnie Hoop: Did you smoke balbes?! to
Odecade: I don't know if I found a better place for myself
Winnie the Hoop:What a shit!! to
Odecade: Well, judging by the crying signs, it’s time to tell you a secret. You have a Cyrillic breakdown, I don’t see that you’re writing.
Blednolizij has not understood
I-Bot Translate does not understand
Blednolizij stupid bot
Yoko-
There should be no rain today.
Shroudly
I hope...
Shroudly
Fuck, if it were a cat, I would know.
Yoko-
Why...
Shroudly
She predicted the weather for me - she slept on the couch and slept when it was raining.
Yoko-
and my cat was a dude so and remained..he ran into the glass balcony door with a towel and wondered why he couldn't go for half an hour....he sucked on the carpet next to his bowl, and in the bowl slept O.o often fell from the kitchen table with a moustache into his bowl with food and in a shock state instead of the door tried to escape through the wall..what weather there to predict =/
Firefox has been able to release a new version of the search from Yandex before the Hadron Collider destroys the earth.
What a crazy nonsense. Why write that shit, O creators?
And in general, the probability of any negative effects is insignificant, even the creation of tiny black holes lasting in nanoseconds - billions of chances.
Generally speaking, such debility reminds the history of the year 2000 and the next promises of the end of the world.
And your constant advertising of this yandex is also z-a-e-b-a-l-a.
I understand that you are being paid for it, but it turns into some kind of rotten laundry, full of paid advertising.
Advertise at least decently.
Whoever agrees, may be listening.
As soon as you start to go out into people, screams are heard from all sides:
“Stand up! Who is coming?”
http://imho.net.ua/2006/03/13/parad_idiotov__6.html
It was told by a familiar video operator. I asked them to film something.
Not officially approved. He took his camera and filmed.
Well, a clear day, the menta has gone. They disperse, that is. Appropriate one such
a person with a camera (the same person who is a familiar video operator) and
says :
Do we film? Have you lost the fear? Eye on the ass and camera.
I will break. Remove the film!
Well, the forces are not equal, the film is removed.
Give it up!
Comrade is not a faulty, he cheats about himself, but not embarrassingly and with a showcase.
The disturbance folds the video cassette side. Showing a film.
The satisfied ment says:
It is free!
A large official shoots two people on a pedestrian crossing, asks
The Judge:
What will be the consequences now?
- Well, to the one who knocked his head, 5 years, for attack and attempt
the robbery, and to the one who flew into the bushes, you can and all 8 - also an attempt
Escape from the scene of the accident.