He was at a wedding, ate like a pig already at 8 p.m., while celebrating began at 6 p.m.
How did you get so wise?
Those who were born in May, we get up and drink, those who were born in June, we get up and drink. In short, I had to drink only in May, but I did not know this, so I drank all 12 months.
WOW, and then what?
HHHH: And then Tamada, what he would, with the microphone approached, what I would say toast.
WOW: What about you?
I congratulated the young man on his birthday.
WOW: I represent it.)
HHHH: So I was also filmed, on the video, I wonder how it is not yet on YouTube)

Red:....and there is another folk fun - "Arab in Argentine". Have tried?

Angry, how is it?

Red: and you fuck like you want a guy, you end up and then you say to her ear "cha-cha-cha!"

Why are you angry? 😉 😉 Why are you angry?

Red: No once. I am sad now.

Angry where? What this.

Red is sad? This posture is so sexy. Truth requires considerable effort and effort.

I wonder if you fuck you and you cry.

Red is no. Posture from the category "partner lies, partner sits". My partner is lying in the garage under the Toyota, I sit with a beer in front of the notebook, I smoke in a pasyance, whoever is fucked up the floor above, and I am sad.

It is time to switch to bicycles, so there will be fewer accidents.

See also: Aha He cut you, and you cut him.

Congratulations on the Day of System Administrator:

One is Uriah! It is Friday!! Echo has coincided!
The last Friday of July usually falls on Friday.

Hetfield (16:53:11 30/07/2009)
But at our wedding we were drunk with him! The first dance of the youth is danced in the banquet hall. Love is like the dream of Pugacheva. I feel like I’m bleeding. Not good, I think, the receiver is a dressed bride. Then my husband whispered to my ear: “Nadush, let’s stop, I can’t have a circle anymore.” I want to bluff. Then I realized how much I loved him.

When it comes to DDoS, children, learn a little bit about technology. Ping is an ICMP package, small and processed quickly enough. In order to do so, it is much more efficient to send the GET / command to the 80th port, which leads to the overload of mysql first, and then the apache. If you really want someone to stumble, you can use telnet, for example, putty. In the settings you specify the address of the server with the site, port 80, type of RAW connection. Write in the GET/ window and press Enter.
I know that this quote will not lead to the top.

Now I go up the stairs, and three guys from our office are going upstairs and one of them is falling and I just catch him. I raise my hands up and say thank God for this gift, you heard my prayers :-D:-The bottom of the third floor rusted no less than me:-D:-D

On the dating site a prostitute (P) writes to me (I) a message:
P is greeting. Interested in intimate with me?
I: Well yes...
P: 2500 rubles per hour. Will you come today?and +
Do you enjoy sex with me?
P: Of course sweet!! to
I: then 1250, to be honest:))

I didn’t write anymore :)

Tell me, is it true that if you find your quote in the abyss and press "+" more than 9000 times it will immediately go to the best? Because I don’t understand how there can be so much shit there.
Cole, 5 years old

and iexx:
I love programming because I can do the same thing in ten different ways.

The Obormotik:
And for eight of them get puzzles from the Higher Progers.

Random
Welcome to Diman! I just wasted today! I am riddled! 😉

Random
Remember my jeans flat hole just below my pockets?

Random
So here: I sit in the bus, opposite my mother and my daughter aged 4-5. I put my cell phone in my left pocket. A pocket with a pad, and she, scuco, went out through the hole (white such) and twisted 10 centimeters.

Random
I knock in the window and I hear by the edge of my ear: “Oh, Mom! See also! It looks like a puppy in the hood!"

Random
Imagine my face and the reaction of neighboring passengers)))))))

I told the girls a strange story. All: oh, wow, and one is "Your mother Cartman!". This is where I fell in love with her.

The wife came and cried out:
I walk in the street, two guys are walking in front of me, pulling something in the box, one on the left, the other on the right. In the face of them falls a cluttered body, not willing to give way to them and began to move their hands and hit. The boys tried to avoid the conflict, but the body did not fit - seeing the box it decided to ask: "What is this?". The guys, looking around, shouted with the choir: "This is Spartaia!" and both synchronously pierced the body from their legs. And they did not deceive - the box was really made of oil "Spartas".

1: I recently went to rest, forgot the eyelid cream, was only for the body. I think the eyes, in fact, also the body, prayed them.
2: And I recently drove, burned my naphyg, and only a cream around my eyes. I think, in fact, everything, starting with the face and ending with the ass, around the eyes is, prayed to them.

My boss on the weekend burned heavily - became even more like a shit

The Masochist Council.
If you are tired of jumping on the grabbels, try jumping on them.
Shut-Nick

2 August

One day, four desant soldiers of the reserve, who were tired of the annual monotonous drunkenness, on the occasion of the day of the Air Force, decided to hold a meeting.
Thematic drunk: In the morning, in the park on the edge of the pond, at the dominant height (sopka) was occupied circular defense - a barrage was cut off, in full height.
At the bottom of the shelter, around the box with the mortar, a warm company was located. Of course, the menu of the festive table was militarily ascetic:
- sausage, canned meat, sushi (seeked for a long time, and the wives turned their fingers at the whisky), well, and vodka (a lot). Everything else was rejected as a foreign element in the diet of the Russian soldier.
Brustver was damaged by the bottle throats. Local alcoholics perceived this as a signal to attack, but were ruthlessly sent in a known direction. Those who were captured on that day were taken prisoner.
(They are
Closer to the evening, the frog walked like a hole with bees in a blue strip, and over it the flag of the Air Force proudly reared. Okop constantly expanded and strengthened, the people had no less company.
Arriving mints with interest observing this picture, shrugged their hand - it is better for them to wave here than to wave around the city.
Crossing through the lying and bypassing the bustling, a desperate lady with a camera broke into the epicenter of the pitch, as a reporter of a local newspaper turned out. Among the crowd she recognized a famous entrepreneur:
Congratulations on the holiday of the Airborne Army! How you came into
Head to come here? Explain – what is it?
Arounding everyone with a dim gaze, the senior replied with a famous saying:
If the mess cannot be stopped, it must be organized and led.

p/s
Of course, it was not written in the newspaper. A local initiative group of support of internationalist warriors, headed by the city administration, organized a cultural and mass event dedicated to etc. and so on.
Someone might even get a prize.

The most influential person after a corporation is the one who has photographs.

If a girl has imagination, then she can safely buy a vibrator for herself!

Sponsor of the show HOUSE 2 - OAO "MegaFon".
The forces of evil unite.