What is your face?
- Yesterday with Rita went, two or goops, or alkashi met. There was no time to fight - they were late - I gave them twenty. He said, “I will take your lives in return.” They arrived normally. And in the morning... at seven and forty-five... One of these bodies stands on the threshold, shakes, sweeps a pack of money and asks not to kill.
- O_O
- They after meeting with us knocked, and one fell under the car. As I entered, I was silent with a tough face. Then he said, “Late” and closed the door.
Has he guarded you?
Fuck the two! I turn around - and there RITA, I am a soulless scapegoat, it happened to my face, and she left.
and Mwahaha. Justice has won ?
This is what I came to you. You are a satanist, right? I will soon have two souls in stock - how to call suckubs?
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A church separated from the state. Why do local officials meet the head of the RPC as a state figure? Why Mr. are the institutions obliged to allocate vehicles of the representative class for this meeting? The budget of these institutions does not provide for funding for such purposes. "Not kissing" does work, gentlemen good. Eddy what is going on? Did the imam of all Russia, or the chief rabbi of Russia, want to come to Krasnoyarsk and meet them as well? Let the truly believing people, on their cruisers, in personal time, ride these great men. They sacrifice their personal savings. But not state at all. I have nothing against Kirill.
Arshavin was expelled from the team.
Wow, and what then? This is his problem.
Webinar on Trading. The teacher (grandfather over 60) with the material is all right, but it is not possible to correctly configure the broadcast. There is no sound, but no video. We help all chats to find out. To the question which browser he uses followed the masterpiece answer:
"I’ve been using Mazepa lately. I used to use an Internet Explorer before, but I don’t like it. Same with some"
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The case occurred on June 22:
Hi Ir, you know, today the war has begun.
What war?? to
Fascist Germany attacked the Soviet Union
We still missed that!!! to
c) Rune spaces
xxx: [link to NVIDIA Quadro video card for 172k rub.]
xxx: Graphics processor frequency 574 MHz
Shader block frequency 1148 MHz
H-U-I-T-A
XXX: The only thing that is normal
Frequency of video 3000 MHz
xxx: to build any models or generation of collision galaxy MB and will come down, but I think skyrim on the maximum will not pull
I work as an Internet company and have submitted an application:
Abon himself cut the cable with a knife, in a techary from his wife, he so needed, now our task to restore it, but to pretend that the cable damaged itself. Damage to the apartment will be rewarded.
XXX: There is definitely something in it. Something that I would like to fuck.
xxx (14:47) : I went to my garage
yyy (14:55) : well, this day will be called the Day of Exit from Kabulka (DVK)
yyy (14:57) : The tasks:
1) to carry out their business;
Do not take the phone when your girlfriend calls.
3) Pretend that no one orders you
xxx (14:59) : I’ve been doing that all my life))
yyy (15:00) :correction: No fuck friends that you are not subcable XD
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The most difficult thing was to find a document called the Bible. It is...<
Do you not know that the Orthodox Church does not encourage the independent reading of the Bible, because, in the opinion of the Fathers, this can lead to a misunderstanding of it? The main thing for the Orthodox is to go to church, observe fasting, prayer and so on. Reading the Bible for the Orthodox is not necessary. Ability to read is not necessary for Orthodox.
Eleanor: Who said, “I won’t drink,” “two cups of convention,” and then only “Nalivaayai,” “Another,” and the crown phrase “Wouldn’t there be vodka?” I have a beer"
What happened to the crown? O_O
Elenka: Yes)))) if you exclude your phrase "Put me here",this was the most crowned)))
Money is for those who still believe that the future exists.
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I am amazed by our teachers.
The son in school was given a homework, which, among other things, was the question - "How the letter "A" and the bull are connected." He told him about the Phoenician alphabet, as the first phonetic writing. That there was a letter “aleph,” very similar to our modern “A,” and that the word “aleph” meant “tour.” That may have been called the letter because if you turn it out, it looks like the face of a bull with horns. I was very pleased that the children in the second grade were told such things.
The teacher put the child a pair, saying that he dreamed of homework.
The correct answer: if you add "a" to the word "tour", you will get a birth rate.
I didn’t plan on telling my son at such a young age that half of the people around me were idiots. But probably it will have to.”
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Technical rearming of the country is in full swing - three-quarters of officials have already replaced the third iPhones with the fourth.
XXX: How is your job?
YYY: Okay, I was looking for a new one yesterday.
IamKarlson: a friend came from Moscow yesterday
IamKarlson: says I listened to the battle, thought the poet
IamKarlson: Coming to Rostov
IamKarlson: You really all say that.
In our country, elections resemble the ransom of the bride: everyone knows what they will buy, but customs, traditions... © Sangaji Tarbayev, KVN RUDN, 2003
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I bought the director (man for 40, 2 higher) simple pencil, as he asked, give and ask:
Per you should have bought an automatic with changing graffiti?
Director (disappointing): I, this... I like the process of drawing...
I missed)
I wake up one night in the bathroom. I come back and there as in a dumb joke the bed is filled, the guy dressed stands. I go into the room and he is so surprised: Oh, I forgot about you. I understand everything, of course, but to forget about me when he stayed at my house was too much...
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I woke up next to a friend, the leaflet fell from my legs. I can see how small her feet are compared to mine. Her feet are narrow, the lift is high, her fingers are so close to each other, the pink nails are precisely cut, my next to her are just slats some with fingers in a scratch and mushrooms. The eye slips higher, on what is also not covered with a cushion - the hands. And the same thing with my hands, I have grabbed, she has small palms, thin, fragile wrists, the skin is straight transparent... I lie down and think, and here I am, virtually yeti next to this fairy, I am in her, such a cute and fragile, just recently choked. It became uncomfortable. Not in a human way.