– Svetlana Petrovna, you dreamed of me tonight!
And what?
What you did not create! I would be ashamed, Blue.

From the phone discussion:

by Fujo! The phone is smaller than the hand.! to

- Since when do nuclear power plants explode after a fork enters one of the instrument panels?
Like cars with bullets.
In Warcraft, you can use a tail to snatch a railroad.
If they hit the buildings for a long time, they will burn.
In the Crusaders the walls are destroyed with swords. Starting from the top of the wall. Standing on the ground.
People were stronger! Not what the current tribe is, the pants are sitting at the monitors.

I bought a brown shirt and when I walk in it, it slips around the body, touching the nipples, thus exciting me. So, I went for a walk with a long-time acquaintance and after a 2-hour walk we already had sex at her house. She said I looked at her so passionately and excitedly that she couldn’t stand it. I think this shirt will be my favorite.)

At work, a letter from the boss:

Make the window a little wider and higher, but without changing the size.

On the website of Procurement.Gov found orders from the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation:

1st Execution of works for the manufacture of gift handcuffs
The initial (maximum) price of the contract 497 000,00 Russian rubles

2nd Development of the draft Code of Ethics of the Deputy of the State Duma of the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation
The initial (maximum) price of the contract 1 000 000,00 Russian rubles

Per it would be better to order a research project on the topic: "How to waste public funds even faster"?

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

v8xc: Someday I will give up and still allow Adobe Flash Player to download updates automatically

Iren: I am not lucky in this, I am so prone to allergic reactions that I am even allergic to suprastin :(

The bottom of the rule of the foolish troll-lurkobe: there is not enough brains in the matter to get rid of - to fuck up to grammar. They sang in horror from here, ugly loudspeakers!
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You see, dear student. In the Innet, people communicate through bookmakers. Who’s on the other side, we don’t see. We see the text. And when some idiot tells a deliberate nonsense, and still illiterate - we see only the illiterate text of a fool, who in his whole life was unable to master his mother tongue. And all that, you can no longer think. We do not know that there really is a high dignity man there.
You too – you may be a talented artist there, but in your text I see only a minor idiot. So be prepared that you will be treated like a child fool.

snark: what is good in the contest Russia 10, is that 135 million SMSs were checked to Russia. The rub. have returned :)

Discussion of gasoline costs

>>> if the husband does not give the car then two refuels of 30 l. is quite enough for a month. 1700s somewhere.
>> What if I give?
> Well if you give, then the husband will be more kind and will spend more money on gasoline :D

Hello to everyone. I have recently been on this forum. Reading your debates is quite interesting, but still sometimes I want to laugh. Please give me a humorous resource. Thanks in advance.

My son 5 years!

I go to D/S with my husband. The boy stood behind and looked at the car.
You are backward.
I am not backward, I look at the car.
Dad: And how then?
The beautiful...
What about the details?
What can be the details? I didn’t sit in it, I didn’t ride it... just beautiful.

My father (77 years old) was sick. He says he has a “tremor.” Temperature measurement is refused. The ambulances said so. They were taken to the hospital, took tests and photographs. The diagnosis is pneumonia. The doctor is young and stupid. I diagnosed myself with malaria. The doctor confirmed pneumonia. He does not believe again. The “crab” is in him! What to do?
Jutta: Bring him a piece of grass, a frog’s foot, and let him pray every hour. It is from shrimp. Pneumonia in the pharmacy.

Nicholas is nineteen.
Constantine is twenty-two
They would be proud.
This is their Aikido.

That's why rice with fish and vegetables in hot form - "paella", in cold - "crab salad", and wrapped in algae - in general, "dry"? O_O

with "hobot", the branch about anal sex

He doesn’t want it, that’s all. Some women, on the contrary, flatter from this, and mine not.
How to get used to it, of course, not by violent methods.
To be of the soul, with wind and fire.! to
Give a friend and show yourself how great it is!

Vicheslav
Hello, are you friends with Photoshop?
The Roman
Bumped together.

Comment under the article where it is said that Russia used the S300, which was planned to deliver to Iran:
The Pandos ask, “Where are the 50 of your S-300 systems? We know for sure that they were there a month ago!".
The Russians answer: “And we sprinkled them and threw them out for washing, and there the cloves on the metal were communized! Indeed, we will lie to you.
Iranians quietly smile and repaint emblems on launchers.

The driver of the hammer:
One of the defense ministers’ orders is called “Army General Pankov.”