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xxx: I'm about to be 37, and still, sitting in the barber under this barber, I try to push my hand out of it and scratch my nose, even if I really want to. I am a courageous person in life, but in this simple action lies some monstrous challenge. A challenge to the system. I have seen people stand up for their truth with guns in their hands, die on barricades and overthrow governments, but I have NEVER seen anyone just pull their hand out of this blanket and scratch their nose. It would seem, you can ask a hairdresser, but if someone asks a hairdresser about such things I have never seen either. The last time I was sitting in the barber room, thinking about it and couldn’t force myself to break the System. So I sat.

Bro is! I don't want to upset you, but every time I want to scratch my nose sitting in the hairdresser's chair, I pull out my hand from underneath the balakhon and scratch my nose.

The Zoo.

Goes once a week? A healthy man needs it at least twice a day.

“Daddy, will a tiger eat 100 kg of meat?”
He will eat, and who will give him?

XX: It is good to crack over Klitschko, he has a brother boxer. and #65279;

From the forum of the journal "Psychology": "and not to throw off the shields..."

Roscosmos has launched its Mars spacecraft. His task is to take soil samples... from the American rover.

"Rospotrebnadzor found in Jack Daniel`s substance for insect control"

With cockroaches in the head?

Titanfall 50 gigs weighs.
Yyy: Hero of herself
YYY: What’s so hard there?
The Titans!

What about the accountant?
ZZZ: A slope on the slope.

At the seminar: I told you to finish this topic
Students: Yes, but we don’t know where to take it, there’s no such thing in the textbooks.
The book is so green
The students:? What is the book??? Who is the author??? The name?? to
The Thick Green Book
Students: We don’t understand which book we’re talking about
You don’t read at all and don’t want to read at all.
Students O_O

Kitty of the Kamchatka breed, in excellent physical shape, trained by a mother-cat hunting for a small fur beast and a singing bird are looking for masters. Age of 1.5 months. Instructed to the toilet.

Well, if they are in a month and a half (!) At age, they are able to swallow the sabola, the grace of the mountainous, the white, the nork (which are these rodents and predators referring to the small fur beast), so what was to be modest with the size of a singing bird? It was better to write puddles with puddles.

Today my daughter told me:
Please don’t drink anymore!! to
You may have thought that I am an alchemist...
Just I really sing badly, and my daughter is badly sluggish)))

The relics of St. Mark were stolen by Venetian merchants from Alexandria in a large basket covered on top with pigs. Muslims were not allowed to touch them even during customs inspections.

Comments on Radiation:
The radiation is harmless!!! I have been eating polonium 210 every morning for 475 years. I feel great! I never get sick! I swear by all my brothers!
My kids are healthy! Recently, my wife put off a little caviar. We are expecting another addition soon. and"

I got my soap ?
And I had a lot of it and then tired of it - and the whole family was happy for a long time - because it wasn't necessary to buy and the variety was still....)))
Yyy: The same story, only condoms.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY = – O

Chadelbender: Today, for the first time, I was on the planner instead of the boss.
Chadelbender: But I don’t want to tell you about that.
Chadelbendere: Before the arrival of the general, all the bosses talk about their own. One of the shopkeepers told me that yesterday one came:
How to feed a dog cheaply?
Dog: Can you take your ears?
And the ears? Chicken is it?

Em... that is to say "they go into politics" those who have not developed their minds? That is, those who have developed their minds must live according to laws that have been formulated and adopted by those who have not developed? Per just those who have developed the mind and are able to make RAZUNNY laws will finally engage in politics, will it not be better?
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In politics are those who have developed cunning. Unfortunately. Those who develop their mind are not aggressive enough.

Why are you all laughing at Klitschko? Maybe he sincerely thinks he says what he thinks. After all, he never said that he thought he was saying something wrong.

Cuban poet Julian del Casal, whose poems were profoundly pessimistic, died of laughter. He had dinner with friends, one of whom told an anecdote. The poet had an attack of uncontrolled laughter, which caused aorta layering, bleeding and sudden death.

Writes a friend who has been sitting in the decree for the third year:
- Imagine, I went last Saturday to buy myself a gift for the day of strawberries. She left the tram, decided to cut off the road to the shopping center and walk through the central market. While she went in the rows, she remembered that in the evening she wanted to eat fish, then remembered that the beef at home was over, then remembered about chicken, about cheese... In short, awoke at the tram stop with a full bag of products, spent money and without a gift... Say, it is generally treated, right????? and (

As the couchmaker leaves - call, I'll come, we'll break again.