Of all the teams at EURO 2012, only Ukrainians, Swedes and French will be based in Ukraine.
The Killer Commentary:
xxx: Well about the Swedes understand... they are interested - they did not go further Poltava...

"Mathematics Kills Creativity!" Judging by the results of the elections, creativity wanted to fuck the laws of mathematics.

Fokker: Are there commercial companies in nature that produce exclusively philosophical products?
Barbo is yes. Factory of toilet paper.

Bush, who is responsible for loading currencies, is irritated by the following: “Stupid programmers can’t make currencies loading a year ahead.”

Good when you are 4 years old. You can take the control of the TV and call Batman.
What is preventing you from doing this now? Try it, will you call me?
XHH: busy...

The poet died. The slave of honour.
by PAL. The blasphemous speech,
But here came Sergey Bezrukov,
Thank you for being alive.

The cat, scuca, yesterday caught out of the cage of the last caras (animal) and brutally insulted him in a rough form, then ate him on the bed, and together with the straw. A hole of 5 to 5 cm (

My ex said he liked to stifle a girl during an orgasm.
During your orgasm?
Not during her orgasm.
Wow, he is a confident guy.

Just just:
The woman comes with a box of pearls. You want a joke?
Fast, delicious and comfortable! Cook for 45 minutes."

The phone almost fell into the water... in front of my eyes all the story of messages in the ash run!

I read on the forum:
"I am looking for a girl 30-35 years old for an intimate relationship, can you"

Talk in the gym. Of the three people, only one came. Two other brothers.
Where are the two lost?
Yyy: One girl in the other hand.
......
xxx: in the sense of broken))

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The smiley topic is closed.

I bought the headphones in the store. I come home, I connect to my Nokia, and the plug goes off slowly and the sound disappears. And then I noticed the inscription on the box "For iPod". All in embarrassment I carry back to the store, I say, say, so and so, my nails do not fit. The Consultant says:
Do you not see what is written here "for iPad"? Did they break from your Nokia?
The connections are the same!
Well very little! If the plug is not inserted in the nest intended for it, then anything can happen.
I rounded my eyes and said:
Something I have not heard that people from anal sex have a penis falling away.
He laughed, returned the money, said to come again.

Let’s play a role-playing game?! to
She is: Give it!
She says: I am a whirlwind, you are a whirlwind!

From the discussion on 4pda:

by Artur_nt.84
I have self-cleaning windows on the roof 😉

Railien
Per his wife is scratching?

I do nothing all day. At first my conscience was a little bit itchy, but after lunch it all passed. It’s not an empty stomach, but an empty stomach. :)

How to make a hole in the cement floor?
Fill the cement
I: no more
You have no fantasy.
I: Okay, put the foam and put the glue.
Where can I get the foam
You have no fantasy.

If you look at the person walking from a certain angle, it may seem that he is walking naked.

ReAlex: These scientists are such dwarfs. They found the Higgs boson, confirmed one theory, disproved another, and a third appeared. They began to look for evidence, to build a new abdolbayder, to look for Tyres' cobson, and so on endlessly. They have fun there.

DoesntMatter: In the meantime, mankind gets different threads like tablets.

ReAlex: tablet - cost, stainless exhaust. I am sure that the laser sword, teleport and antimatter moped have hidden these glasses until the best of times.