Return to
Even too early. I have tickets for late November.
Where are the tickets?
to home
Where are you happy? O_0
I am in the army.
How is it now in the army?
I sit in a chair with my feet on the table. I drink tea with cake. I listen to music in the army.

Mary: This sad story began with the words “Please cut off five centimeters.”

This is what tax work with people does.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He sits before yesterday, falling into the devil. I hear, the bullshit is interesting... but where does the ordinary man get 50 gold?

I guess I don’t have an iPhone?? to

xxx: Yandex news: "Zenit" paid for Hulk?40 million O_o
yyy: herase strengthening composition

In the gender holiwar:
In men, indoor plants are divided into two types - ficus and cactus. Those with collies are cactuses. The rest of it."
I am not a man, and I have all the flowers of only one kind, the flowers that have been polluted.

If you take a risk once, you can be happy for a lifetime.
You can even lose your leg.

The main thing is not to show the computer that you are in a hurry.

From the hub in the news about unmanned cars:
Hm... And if the drone is cut, how will it behave?
yyy: The number of your car will be dropped into the base and in 5 minutes you will be cut off by another drone.

xxx: this is how you think - in the morning the mistress of the husband should arrange a hysteria or drink coffee with cakes together?
YYYYYYYYYYY Give her a wrapper, a vacuum cleaner and a toilet cleaner. Then show where the pot is and let the borst cook.

Questions from the dating site:
Name: The Hungry Girl
I want to buy a refrigerator immediately.
My heart is sorry =D

Betman without a Robin is a dark knight of the Gotham, with a Rob - two pedicans in a trick.
Except for the part where the role of Robin was played by a girl.

My father was on the light. A new Mercedes S-Class comes in. It is a minute and a half. And suddenly this squad enters his ass, and it's not so hard. Neither of this nor of this. The father comes out of the car, the owner comes out of the square, and begins to rust unstoppably! The father does not understand what causes the driver of the accident to laugh so restlessly, he thinks that the person is bullied. The owner of the squid rattled and with tears in his eyes said:
Sorry, please that happened. This situation was uncomfortable... You understand, I sit, I sit, suddenly, it was so tight that it darkened in my eyes! Well, I got up, the cacao stumbled! The foot from the gas brake landed"

X: My neighbors are slow wifi, I condemn them for it
Y: Are you stealing your neighbor’s wifi?
X: So they have no password!
So I’m not stealing, but taking advantage of their kind offer.
Y: hm) that is, if someone forgets to close the door, will you go in, take a piece of food from the refrigerator and throw the carrier to their socket?

Give the game machines back!
Well, it’s impossible to watch adult uncles with an excitement in their eyes pull out toys from the appliances in the shops!

The website of the Moscow Patriarchate. Serious such a corporate website — everything as it is supposed — news, documents... The most difficult thing was to find a document called the Bible. Symbolically...

H. What are you doing?
W. Hawaii
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Fuck me to eat.

From the discussion of equipment "Cowboy"
"The real trolls are those who name products for the Ministry of Interior. Only they could think of calling the tear gas Sirene, the rubber shovel Argument, the bracelets Tenderness, and the electro-shock device Laska.
Yes, Russian police are the most humane in the world! If you participate in a rally with something disagreeing, OMON will present you with Arguments, will make the Sirene smell, and you will feel tenderness and grace.

Friend, if a girl makes you wait for more than 5 minutes, you’re up to her place. A girl in love will start dating from the very morning, but she will never be late, because she can no longer sit there. This will be confirmed by anyone who has ever had a serious relationship.

What class are you in, Advisor Minor?

Trin1ty: I looked at the old "Niva" 2121 red brick color. I already imagine what arousal among the girls will produce my phrase about the fact that I bought a "ma-aligned crash machine".