A friend told...
They went on vacation, carried a rat named Misha in a cage. We stayed at the road cafe to eat, a continuator came to us - an Armenian. "What do you want? I glanced at the cage, oh, is it mycha? We’ve all been fooled – yes! Yes to! by Misha! How does she know? The saleswoman continues – "And then I’m scared"...

I agreed to talk with my wife for one day only in English.
After all, the whole day was silent :(

About Nurgaliev and his statement that there is no more corruption in his department:
If Nurgaliyev had the capabilities of Pinocchio, yesterday he would have struck several planets in the solar system.
and Twitter...

Dear users of the resource, when you leave the computer, close this page, or your little children come and write here all the nonsense. Or am I not understanding something?

Oleg, 7 years old

Today in the capital on the street of Obrucheva occurred an accident involving 11 cars. The driver of the "Zhygulei" failed to cope with the steering and alternately struck 3 parked cars and a bus. In turn, he collided with six other cars.

Designman
This is how suddenly for himself the driver of the jigolo became a slave

A smart sister teaches music to children, she gave me a methodical guide to read... The verse is passive, but the brain is not taken.)
He who carries bread in the strip.
with ananas sausage,
Those who go out in the valleys
Walking barefoot under the table.
Manufacturing Macarons
Going to the store,
Those who charge,
Like a square orange.
People who are always serious,
Like a pedal from a cucumbers,
Nothing to read.
That nonsense to the end!
You will not believe, this verse is approved by "Pedagogical Society of Russia".

XX: I have a notebook when it gets into the free wifi area playing the sound of the connected Windows device
The fuck is happy 😉

Hub discussions of GAlaXyTab 10.1

CurlydEviL
A friend bought his 5-year-old daughter on the Ipad2.
I used to be jealous of children with radio-controlled machines.

by pixxxel
I still envy children with radio-controlled machines.

Response to Maile:

xxx: I gave a friend in the DR (he from the southern republics) an inflatable donkey, he was offended, and why?

From the questionnaire:
Favorite Artist: MVC Choir
Favorite foreign artist: Choir of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine
c) Sheeva

You have no long hair.
I want my girlfriend to be like that too.
YYY: So tell her
xxx: I am talking
xxx be my girlfriend

tverse: The wall next to the shopping center, entirely wrapped with polyethylene. For those who have doubts about it, it is written "Remove stress".
funny_undead: The phrase "kill yourself at the wall" suddenly played with new colors!

about the service in the law enforcement agencies: somehow the challenge came - a woman wants to commit suicide, jumping out of the window, because Everything was bad in life... I liked the employee who talked to her. Q: If I jump from the ninth floor, it will hurt. And I will fall on the car under the window...".Employee:"Of course, it will be very painful, and if you do not give God live you will stay, so for the damage to the car will have to pay".

I do my windows once a year, I'm a fucking housewife :(
Do you need to wash them several times a year? and?by :
ZZZ: And what, they need to be washed every year?
Do you need to wash the windows? 0 0 0

patria: "Other world", "Summer" and so on. and hernia. I was bitten out of Kent a couple of months ago in a drunk fight mint in the hand, so that soon also became mint...

I will capture the world!
The hat!
Oh well Maam! and (

Oh, I’m like these monsters in the movies, I don’t sleep at night, I’m afraid. All the zombies climb through the window. And you?
YYY : No. I have a mosquito net.

Snezhkinn: And about my status in contact is a funny story: the second operator was three months in an expedition in Abkhazia. I ask:"Do you know any words in Abkhazian?" He tells us: "We all walked past a huge advertising shield with the inscription "Aimatara umurzyn"(unlimited internet) and still remembered the word "ahira bubuaza"(airport). And on the site they greeted: "Ahaira Bubuaza!" Answer: "Amatara Umurzyn!" The locals thought we were fools: "Airport!" - "Free Internet!"

Today, something unclear happened.
YYY: What happened?
XXX: I still don’t understand how it is.
XXX: I cut off the Mobius shirt

Dear citizens of Borov! My favorite ones! I’ve found a way to get rid of the UFOs that overwhelmed the space of our favorite site! You need to call the guy who posted about Santa Barbara, remember? He saved us from this one!

All Audi-TTs in a Gift! and :)