The night. The phone rings. The tube is taken by the husband of the factory. From there the scream "We urgently need a cat on the cage!!!!!and "
The husband asks with a bad voice: “All cats sleep.” He puts the phone.

Commentary on the article "North Korea offered Russia its programmers"
xxx: It’s probably not that easy to program on wooden bills.
yyy: is it by chance not those who made that "super Mega" game? There are some races there.
zzz:In North Korea of races only "Catch the Dog" and "Cross the Border"

The Ukrainian flag was hanged on a Stalinist highlight in Moscow.

Activists hanged a Palestinian flag on the Manhattan Bridge in New York.

1 to 1 shield.

X is Hi!
Y: We have been healed today.
X: I do not remember.
Y: And I took a course of pills and my memory improved.
What are the names of the pills?
and : blin

Program recognition of sleep phases:
xxx: Two in one bed - in any way does not work normally - there is no way to recognize the affiliation of movements
YYY:...and if a murmuring cat falls on him in bed, the program will just destroy itself, ahah!

xxx is. The modern luster served for two years, and the bullet collapsed. And the modern refrigerator worked for several years and required repair, at a cost comparable to a new refrigerator. And then, the master said that a good refrigerator, now such no longer do. And the previous - the Soviet - served for several decades without any repair.
YYYYY I was dealing with the dust dust. Lovely called it Sasha Graysal on Hur.

On the border of the clouds walk clouds,
The end of horror.
Along the high shores of Amur
Pandas walk and eat people.

Pandas wear butterflies and hats.
Pandas wash their feet at the stream.
Ready Wipes and Wipes
You can only find it in the grass.

A man in a cottage burns a cloud,
With him mushrooms, garlic and celery...
Along the high shores of Amur
Pandas cook and eat people.

A girl goes with a guy under the pen and asks where she found cellulite. He replied: "Rejoice that you are not on your forehead! Imagine it would be on the forefront!"
She, after a second pause: “Then I would be a Klingon!”

In my opinion, the hunt should be short. As a team, as the enemy’s life.
We are in Russia. In Russia, humming is only sized from large to absolute.

- But if we and the children tried to install a toy at home, and we got a message "Out of video memory", then we need to pay some money or, maybe, you can pick up a box in the bios?
No, we need to buy. What kind of toy? Any of the dancers?
Do not believe. The Goat Simulator.

About children, sexual education and repair.

I did not explain anything, my sister and I bought a children's book, like a comic book. By the way, I was probably 10, my sister was four years younger. Nothing, I read, I learned. Then, watching movies and series where a uncle and a uncle just kiss, and then the aunt says I’m pregnant, I still doubted the full truthfulness of that educational book for a long time. The doubts dissipated, when at 12-13 years I also stumbled on a video cassette, then everything came to its place.

I am for what? Anyone who does, all their time.

PS: I had a colleague, she closed off from her 15-16 year old daughter, because in the weekend evening there erotic shows. and UGU. The daughter has a computer with inertia from 10 years old, the parents are older, in the compass generally no go-go. Fuck you shit :D

So why so? When in the American film turn on the TV after the phrase "This is said on all channels!", important news starts from the very beginning, and we - wherever you go, everywhere there is advertising, then the weather forecast...

letm3: yeah, you haven’t even seen him to say he’s bored
Thank you, I have enough of it.
aplombb: go to him in the audio recording
aplombb: he has over two hundred audio records
aplombb: and all are arranged by alphabet

Have you done repairs for several years?
Draw the flag of Ukraine on the wall - and in an hour you will not know your entrance!

She: my favorite doctors are dentists and gynecologists)))))))

He: So you don’t just love to show your teeth.

Wait, you love her.
%bk%: love usually not just so, but for some qualities
%bc%: and even more married
For example, if you have sex
%bc%: what is sex?
Light: She wants and you don’t do your actions?
%bc%: so why am I not? O_O

(The story of a girlfriend’s nephew)

XXX is
I think it looks like a lion, right? Not for Max.

YYY
Oh I don’t know.)

YYY
She’s fat, so everyone says she’s a grandmother.

We cut the prize again! Soon in the column of the calculation sheet "Total to issue" instead of numbers will be written "Thank you for the work"!

I will probably answer:

I am an honorary retiree of the Japanese automotive industry in 1987. I drive carefully, I do not break anything, all the documents are okay. Is this how the hookers feel? When I approach, they always turn my back to me. Are they disgusted by a car brand or a woman driving? The husband did not believe it for a long time, then he sat down, and exactly - we passed the post, the guy came out, saw our car, turned away and left.

and----
What to take from you?

Depending on which buildings. I traveled with a rather unique batin of an apartment six months ago, it had 150 square meters (a corner building, an apartment just at the corner), and it was slightly intestinal stretched and it was peaceful not to hear each other’s cries from different ends of the apartment. I was there with the Yandex cards and the jeeps showed me everything. About the destination unless I say, I did not try.
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This is like an anecdote:
The apartment should be such that the aquarium with a begemot in the living room does not get in the eye.