One website survey "Why do you need the iPad".
The first comment killed:
The iPad is the best toilet gadget since the time of the portable Tetris.

He was so weak as a child that he was beaten even in music school.

The news:
The Central Bank of the Russian Federation has begun to take gold in bonds as collateral on loans.

Finally, or before, the population had nothing to pay for the loans.

Inscription on the wall VKontakte:
To be happy a whole day, you need to embrace six people or give one in the mouth.
Comment 1)"I gave it."
Comment 2)" well, also the option". :D

xxx: machine uprising, this is when "Yandex" on the search query will issue:"Huli you click here? You need to find it!"

A real tamada smiling can break the mask of the special forces)))

I came home, collapsed in a chair, wanted to turn on the computer, like a glance fell on the window.First passed by the pants, shoes and shirts, then the rope came down from the top, and a naked man shuttered down on it, picked up things on the ground and washed in an unknown direction, and you are talking about anecdotes about the lover, descending down the water-output-thoughts...

8 years ago I was haunted by the song of Viktor Rybin and Natalia Senchukova. "Under your hands, under your lips is melting..." I thought she was the dumbest of the duets. I wanted the song to be thrown out of the radio.

But recently I heard the brown spring.

Natasha, forgive me for this!

The week of USB spoon is over, the week of testing the sensitivity of the iPhone screen with the help of a member has begun.

The debt growth has doubled. In which city was the Grail built? and :)

Call to the hospital:
Can you do a spermogram of the respiratory tract?

Announcement on the site: Yes, guys, apologize for not updating, summer is still. Soon we move to another address, expand the theme of the site, change the design and title. Wait, it will be soon.
The first comment:
Admin: I don't know

The woman, closing the note, stuck a nipple. The Darwin Prize.

Tell me in two words how you rested.
See also: BIS

YYY: I mean rest on the Black Sea. I walk along the street along the park, people in darkness, like a demonstration. And then one individual takes off the swimsuits and (absolutely naked) in one captain’s cap begins to jump and scream:"Tagiyiyiyil!!!!!and "
And then an elderly man on the left of me surprisedly says, “How a boy loves his homeland...”

The Google Questions.
Q: How to get rid of women’s attention? I am terribly beautiful.I am fucking sexy.when girls see me they lose their heads.I don't get a passage anywhere.And I want so much peace and loneliness I want to be like everyone else.
Rest from attention. What should I do?
A: Do not wash

xxx: Hi here
YYYY: Yes
xxx: I'll tell you one secret now >_>
yyy: <_<
Everything is clean, tell me.

Hello, beautiful interesting dear brother.
You never lie at least once in your life.
I am 😉
Without a burn))
HGH: What is it?

YouTube video "The Scandalous Truth About Apple" The essence of the video is that there are iPhones on the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
The following comment : "It's all a lie, the iPhone in the water is spoiling, I just checked"
In principle, the argument...

If religion is opium for the people, then television is heroin.
Joseph of Egypt

Case of day. The truth of the day?
Corruption is over! Minister of Internal Affairs Nurgaliyev announced
journalists in his office. She was behind my back.
In the meantime, behind his back on the wall hanged photographs of the president and the prime minister.