XXX: Do you smoke?
Sometimes it happens with a break of 2 to 4 months.
Sometimes I too... the chief chickens!! to
YYY: Yes, I’m trying at 50 years.
XXX: And I am pleased...
YYY: Kent-Jest, Glamour Fu...Pell Mall and Assembly of Nothing.
XXX: yes..."vox" still cool..
YYY: Oh yeah
YYY is fucking!!! What Mother and Daughter Talk About!!!! to

in contact
Renat Air joined the group "I want to have sex!!!!!!". by 19:31
Renat Air left the group "I want to have sex!!!!!!". by 19:32

You are quick, man.

I decided to joke with my friends, they made a cacao from construction foam.
It was great, I need to paint it.
Yes to Brown
I: I have to do something to make it smell.
He: Yeah, go up from the top.

The New Year 2008. Strong as steel.

As reliable as Chinese condoms
Technology as accounts
Simple as a synchrophasotron

Chel tells how he went to treat his teeth the day before:

4to-to_tam (19:46:19 6/07/2008)
It was fucking yesterday ?
Insane18 (19:46:25 6/07/2008)
? to
4to-to_tam (19:46:28 6/07/2008)
Old woman 60 to 70 years old
4to-to_tam (19:46:53 6/07/2008)
I tell her - you say make me teeth, and I will turn on the music - it will be easier for me)
4to-to_tam (19:47:05 6/07/2008)
Enrolled at maximum)
Insane18 (19:47:13 6/07/2008)
HY is
4to-to_tam (19:47:25 6/07/2008)
I have one ear, and the second one is there to hear what she says.
Insane18 (19:47:34 6/07/2008)
and?
4to-to_tam (19:47:51 6/07/2008)
And she says to her sister, "Light, here I listen to what is being heard from the headphones and I remember how a year ago Rammstein listened to 0_O.

xxx> Girls, and you know you just need to see "My bookmarks" at your guy....

Shit shit shit....

XHH: Listen, and what is called the championship in search in the internet. Yandex conducts it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XHH: It sounds acutely. "Internet search championship Yandex.Sclerosis"

at work :
vtoroe_s4astje
My cheek is scratching. What to do? It is somewhat ugly.

sister
Go to the toilet.

vtoroe_s4astje
and far away. by the law of wickedness she will stop itching until I come.

sister
Go into the closet and get rid of it.

vtoroe_s4astje
That is, it’s okay if I get up, go to the closet of the coupe, open it, go down and after 30 seconds I’ll go out happy?))

sister
Well yes, and what? ?

sister
You can scream! and show in the window, and myself scratch quickly ))) Then you say it seemed to have seen a unicorn )))

in Electricity
Dialogue between father and daughter aged 8-9
by p. We caught the duck in the nest, there were eggs, we took the eggs and roasted them.
D is “You imagine the duck sitting down and tearing, and you came and took the eggs!

I bought a car in Ashan yesterday. Small from the smoker.
The literal instructions:

Compact air compressor "For CAR"
The product is NOT intended for pumping car tires (For CAR!!!!!)
No gabarit lights, not used as a vehicle.

That’s why I love Wikipedia.
dmg: I sit reading articles about all kinds of exotic things, I sit with a serious face, I try to understand something.
dmg: read to the article "Krotovina...
dmg: A passing intra-world crochet hole gives a hypothetical possibility of time travel if, for example, one of its entrances moves relative to the other, or if it is in a strong gravitational field where the course of time slows. The entire population of the Nizhny Novgorod region is waiting for the Volga Telecom office to get into such a ass."

A call to the hotel. Client, C-Customer is accepted:
c: good morning, hotel """""""""" I listen to you...
Responding with such a voice
Q: Is this a zoo?
C is no. This is the hotel """""".
Q: Are you sure?
Q: How do you tell...

We have 4 people in the family.
On the other day "take" came two more people.
Dialogue in the room:
Grandma: I can cook some mushrooms for tomorrow... Mom: in the sense of some? we have become too many, you want to break the rows?and :)

studently
Well, it’s hard... But let’s meet a bunch of jumping elephants.
Bloody
How much is a box, say you?

The situation is vital. My younger sister has a birthday. Quiet family dinner at the restaurant. At first, the conversation did not carry a semantic load, and then a dispute began who the first fate will punish by marriage. After a long quarrel, the sister issued a sentence:
I am the youngest, the ugly one to go to hell!
The father looks sadly out the window, smokes a cigarette and quietly cries:
Dad, you’ve been in hell for 28 years.

I seem to be getting older...I begin to understand why the Mermaid so wanted her legs...

Dogge: When you grow up, you will understand why you wanted to scare Moscow

Dialogue in the bus, 2 girls:
Do you know what applause means?! to
and Nea. What about CHO?
When my husband ends up, he says so.

Provocator
The first time I had sex with three - you, me and the cat bite the leg
ice
How about the group? :D
Provocator
OK, but the cat is still unskilled.
ice
I am upset :D

[23-02] HHHH: to twimate... what is this!!...
[23-05] I knew it would end.
[23-06] xxxh: took a deep breath... started again...
[23-16] WOW: The lac has broken up?
Q: Do you understand the language of women?

Dacia is a marketing manager.

0:47:29 daria: grinding, I set the route
0:47:29 daria: routing prescribe
0:48:10 daria: nod download updates can not
0:47:41 saltanov: o_O
0:48:50 daria: well a hole, life forced
0:49:17 daria: so interesting
0:50:46 daria: I want to be technical
0:50:59 daria: will you take to your trainees?
0:54:13 saltanov: if you can throw through SSH local proxy - I will take
1:32:31 daria: putty.exe -L 8080:127.0.1:80 daria@<domainnamewashere>.ru
1:33:11 saltanov: yeee... jump you want money?