In order to prevent domestic satellites from falling, MPs are going to adopt a number of important amendments to the law of global gravitation.

Spartak flew out of the Europa League, losing the Legion, friends VKontakte status type "I hate Spartak", "Spartak a piss". For the sake of the victory put "Viva Legion". There were 34 people, including my boyfriend and my mother: (((

A community of useless questions.

Question: At the Kiev railway station, a bomber raised an empty bowl from under a beer, put 10 copies under it so that they were visible, and left. What is it? A sign that the bottle is busy and not to touch it?

Answer: "It was he who made a bank transfer of 10 copies to another bomzh"

My brother is a fool!
YYY: What surprised me again?
xxx: He’s listening to the Crazy Frog hits in his headphones... and SINGING THEM!! >_< This is a terrible scene

Killed the title:

How to Avoid Problems with Angelina Jolie

I visited an old acquaintance. I remembered the theory that it is possible to determine who in the house is the master by a chair in the toilet. Heightened is a man. Abandoned is a woman. I went to the toilet. The chair was downed, but heavily squeezed. I thought...

Quisti: This year, in the week’s expedition, there were three sushi Japanese, Reko, a student from my Alma-Mater. Who the hell took her to these galleries - I don't know, I almost didn't cross with her, I saw her for a day and a half. This daughter of the samurai was clearly taught there all the useful and not very, and in those very one and a half days I learned that the favorite word of Roka is now "zaebari".

The news:
In Moscow, police were beaten with beats and tried to rob a bomb.
However, the victim managed to escape.
XXX is terrible. They are still undergoing reassessment...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Even bombs can’t steal enough.

I hope you’re not scared of my area.

The area was not scared. When I was young and beautiful, I had a girl living in this area. familiar in the area. Then she married my friend. Fifteen years later, he claimed that I had ruined his life.

According to a study by British scientists, the leader of a country with significant oil reserves is automatically a dictator.

My last girlfriend is over 😉
You are spending them wrongly.

Commenting on the news "Nurgaliev announced the victory over corruption in the Ministry of Internal Affairs":
This is the news!! The people can now walk boldly into the woods, because all the wolves in the woods have died of laughter.

Open letter to Dmitry Medvedev
Dear Dmitry Anatolyevich, I watched your comment on the recent events in Tripoli... Do you know what, and could you refrain from speaking on the Libyan topic? Well, at least until there everyone who needs to be killed and everything that needs to be expropriated. I very much ask you.

There are so many interesting topics: modernization, innovation, distalinization, re-attestation, shortened time zones, the transition to economic bulbs... Well, cast your invaluable statements, which we all look forward to.

And with Libya you have already done well: where it is necessary, you voted; where it is necessary, you abstained; whoever it is necessary, you fired. Enough is enough, right? Whatever you plan to get for it, it will no longer be added. Why don’t you stop? You love Russia, right? So, I ask you very much: Stop now, shit, deceive our country!

At 23 I was glad that I had so many men’s friends, and I was proud of my “good” character – cool, not hysterical, smart, men have something to talk about with me. At 32 I understood all the excitement of my position - a bunch of men around, and no one to mess up with. So, I’m waiting for this mess around to end and a normal human fight starts!
As a female option.

Admins are necrophils.
As a servaq will die, fly a bunch and let it go with him.

The platform. Electricity comes in. A small Gypsy from the very end looks and carries a train with his hand. A retired woman nearby cries, "Go away from the country, or you will get under the train, and we will not go anywhere." The good old lady...)

Lavins is Cinema. The middle of the session "Destination Point 5" in 3D. A tense moment, another hero dies. From the first row a young man stands up, throws popcorn into the garbage, rushes to the exit and says loudly, “I have a vision!” and goes away. From the back ranks immediately left man 5.

From childhood.
In the first class I taught proverbs. One of them spoke.
Work feeds, and laziness spoils.
So I, for a long time, could not understand what the elephant was about here.

I’ve heard that road cameras can’t register a car driving faster than 220-250 km/h.
WOW: Oh, that is, I can run up to 300 and don’t care about speed limits?
XHH: Yes, you only need to contact the controller and tell them that the take-off has gone well and you are moving into the height set.

Why do I always have tears after your messages?
I am Chipolino.