by Poltech. The first couple. Theory of materials processing.
The Prep:
- In the process of cutting participate: machine, workpiece and cutting tool.
From the back:
and tokar. You have forgotten, Professor!

You are okay.
Childhood language in winter
Didn’t you touch anything?:DD
Tag: touched
But not in childhood.

With Habra:
The Dirtyest Jobs in Google
I can’t even imagine what an invitation to such a job should look like.
“Hi, we’ve heard that you’re a frozen guy with sick moral values!
–...
We need such people!

The child does not sleep alone.
Mom: I wonder, do you have a button "off"?
R: not
M: Unfortunately, I should have added this option.
Q: But I have a touch indicator "mama". When my mother touches me, I sleep, and when she touches me, I don’t sleep.

xxx: now tasted at work some incomprehensible shit
I found a notepad at the bar.
YYYY :
The Death Notebook?
Don’t just write my name there.
XXX is no. There is a movie script.
written here by handwriting, first class.
XXX is called
XXX: The League of Evil. The first class"
The first lines
XX: Our society is wasted. Thro. Yes, superheroes are just a myth. It’s a pity that the real bad guys are...
xxx: the notebook belongs to Lostochkin Andrew, it is written directly on it.
xxx: scenario for three pages, but in the notebook some other drawings, drawings, descriptions of special effects.
XXX: I am in shock.

I decided somehow to my friend, who recently began to live separately, borst cooking.He was happy for a long time, as a child, planned a list of foods, how many times a day will eat... And then looks so confidently in the eyes and says: "Nothing will work out, I have no pot."
I was hysterical...

Do you have an electrician?
Just an acoustic.

K3 :
(Reference to article "Accident without GIBDD. A computer program will be developed"
Computers will be quickly processed.)

by J4R:
"For the reconstruction of the accident, run the GTA 4 in fuck it exactly the same" :D

If Apple made bicycles...
<chh> free to turn the steering wheel, brake the wheel
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose
<wow> pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable
<ow> the luggage compartment is there, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license
<wow> iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day
The new iVel costs like three regular bikes
“Wow, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
<zzz> Apple will prosecute other cyclists for breach of patents :)
<wow> yes, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

XXX (13:30:28 3/09/2012)
He accidentally got out and asked for a washing machine in the store. What the seller asked: "Men’s shampoo is what?"

From Habr:
Hopefully Half-Life’s third part will happen before the third coming of Christ or the third world war.
YYY: When HL3 comes out, a temporary ceasefire will be declared in World War III.

Reading about what the girls are going to install the screw, I thank my brother and father for being able to put it on their own. For the honour preserved.

X: The demons burned my cottage!! to
Y: ahahhah)))))) trouble))
At first I thought the house was burning. and the cottage (
Y: We should have picked up the most necessary things faster, scream -Fire!! to
X: So I started collecting, first the passport, then the cottage.

(1 of September)
XXX is Hi. How was the City Day celebrated?
YYY: Okay, it was just cold.
Alcohol was not sold anywhere. My friends said I’ve never seen so many sober people in one place ?

The boss calls:
S is allo! Where are you?
I: In the office.
Q: Does the Internet not work?
I: It all works!
Q: There is no agent?
I: I work...

I recently discovered a new way of dating - a man ran after me a quarter to give a visit card, I wept all the street that I was married, he wept that he was very ashamed, but to take the visit card.

Only in Beijing you get in a taxi, the route sounds, and the driver says “Oh, I have something to go there... Maybe, where else?”

We discuss the new law "On the protection of children from harmful information", one of the sentences:

... well, and 18+ write everywhere you can, such as there even on the fence something like: "Attention, the content is strictly 18+: S"

How old are you, baby?
and ten of them.
(I, Ophegev) It cannot be so! What if in truth?
So then six.

He doesn’t exaggerate, he feels so ?
I remember when I was 5 years old, I was very confused about the principle of age determination. I walk under the rain, I think - and I don't understand anything, something is clearly wrong with something.
I refer to the authorities:
Mom, how old am I in fact?
and five
No, I can’t live so little.
How much do you live? How do you think yourself?
20 years?

Kate: In general, it’s funny: women fly into space, drive a car, work as car sliders and towers, pull bags with cement, a huge bunch of screws into the scales – so it’s okay, we’re all used to it, even nothing surprising. But it's just to say that you're playing in some devil, so immediately "Take care of yourself!!and "