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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7665
 10.07.2008
XXX is Hi! How is it? (By the way, I would like to note that the above phrase is not a fucking desire to write a banal shit and get the status of an honorable blonde, as well as not expecting to get in response "normal" and be listed in the list of the blind or simply be a fool, in no way, it is just the first step for the final reduction of our dialogue to the proposal "Do you want to go drink a beer now?")))
YYY: Go to fuck with your spam, we’ve done it!! to
XXX is OK
YYY: Oh no, stand up!! to
YYY: Stay the fuck!! to
YYY: here I am bad ((

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7664
 10.07.2008
I explained to my little sister that eating a single sandwich with raw sausage has a bad effect on the figure. I wanted to show someone fat. In Yandex "the thick aunt" The first reference, titled "RBBW - 3 - 2005 - Totalitarian sect Church of Tolstoy Teti" pleased =)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7663
 10.07.2008
WallaWalla: Hear, and why you were nicknamed Berzerk, you are not a bullshit like they are.

DeeryJubble: Yes, there’s another story. When I rolled with my broken right hand, it was necessary to do a nepheg, just look at the telephone and battle in the net. I learned to use my left hand very well. And I was so accustomed to having two mice at home: one on the right of the key, G5, for toys, and the other - wireless, under my left hand, for work and inite. This is when I come home to whistle - everyone immediately whistles the type of you what, two mice whistle O_o Here is from here and Berzerk went, they are the type of wrestling fighters...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7662
 10.07.2008
xxx: Fuck, just the girl offended me :( I was purely mechanically asked: "Sun, you love me", sitting behind the comp, replied:"Lost"...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7661
 10.07.2008
HHH
A real joke about me.
Yesterday I poured a bit of coffee on my laptop, it wrapped, whipped, I switched it off, so that I could sweat...I think it was probably a pepper comp. Closer to the evening - Working became faster.
WOWU
Woke up...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7660
 10.07.2008
Another super new bag is opened!

Select the 6th quote of the top of the abyss (the exact 6th, not working with the others) and press the reset button!
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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7659
 10.07.2008
From the topic "UFO and all that"

SUSLIK: Who has seen it?Let's share the impressions.I've been in the country, for example, last summer, a kind of hill behind the clouds after midnight all the time shimmered into the sky.

Nekrasich: This is the moon

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7658
 10.07.2008
L (12:11:08 7/07/2008)
I met a guy. The boy was morally dissolved, immediately offered to the mini-hotel to fuck
I insulted him, in retaliation at night from the Pt on the SB walked him through the night town. Photographed the dawn, drowned on the water, pissed in the car. Everything as needed
What do you think? Now offer to meet for coffee, drink, walk.
About the mini-hotel - no goo
L (12:11:50 7/07/2008)
I said to him, “Did you say something about fucking?”
Injured...
V (12:14:24 7/07/2008)
Could he drink coffee for revenge?
Shouldn’t I hurt you? 😉
L (12:14:59 7/07/2008)
I thought the first time we would walk for decency, and then all that.
L (12:15:09 7/07/2008)
And all this has gone into being...
V (12:15:11 7/07/2008)
You remember the story.)
L (12:15:18 7/07/2008)
Which one?
V(12:15:59 7/07/2008)
that a girl goes with a guy to a cinema-café to find out if she should go to bed,
And the guy pulls the girl into bed to find out if it is worth driving her through cafes-theaters-cinemas, etc.
L (12:16:40 7/07/2008)
I made him a girl...
L (12:16:46 7/07/2008)
Forcibly and without drugs.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7657
 10.07.2008
When you look at the scattered files and see
The music is only a chanson and gigabytes of red, then you understand that what you need can lie in that folder called "Huйня".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7656
 10.07.2008
xxx: here we at some time to draw the drawing took 0.5 and 0.7
Is it liters? What is?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The millimeters were like this.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7655
 10.07.2008
You didn’t send me pictures of the beach.
I rarely use soap once a month.
Do you not wash the shell?
I smell like ept.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7654
 10.07.2008
<stream_h> saxofied billing telecom again burned off
<stream_h> what do you think if the rate is 100 rubles a month, and put 500 rubles, how much will remain on the account in three months?
<stream_h> answer on telecom - 199 rubles 99 copies

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7653
 10.07.2008
Issue:......................................................
YYY: Where is Pacman when it is so needed?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7652
 10.07.2008
From the forum:

MashA_91: Fuck, I am sorry for my boyfriend (((

Alex: What about him?

MashA: Parents don’t like it, and they’re gently speaking against our relationship.

Alex: Well, what is the problem?

MashA: They take me to the gynecologist once a week, the KGB controls the extent of the relationship...you know my dad, if anything - the knots to the guy(((

Alex: MDA...

A gynecologist is not a dentist.

MashA: Eth, what are you doing???? to

He does not check his mouth.

Oh sorry, sorry Masha...

Alex: by Patch


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7651
 10.07.2008
Crying...
From Banner:
The New Year 2008. Strong as steel.
Is it just as hard?
Reliable as Chinese condoms.
Technology as accounts

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7650
 10.07.2008
We had a granddaughter in the universe named Cush. It would be nothing, but her name was Galina Vasilievna. It was written on the dean's sign: Dean of G. V.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7649
 10.07.2008
<LoveSex> People Advice A Good Movie Watch
<GekFin> try Takeshi Almadovar's movie titled "Little Letters"
<LoveSex> GekFin: thanks

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7648
 10.07.2008
A girl left a guy.
Are you offended by me?
He is not, I am confused.
She is that?
He is in mindfulness, in misunderstanding, in
She is in connection with what?
The war in Iraq, fucking.

PositiveDork (C)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7647
 10.07.2008
Mr, speaking the queries of the word "businassman" are now breaking records, thanks to the quote from Bash)) so stupid that the search gives news about this event))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7646
 10.07.2008
My favourite child has arrived :)
See also: mrrr
Iroglif: Fuck him?
TFU on you.
Iroglif: What about the thief?
Q: Send you a rubber grandmother, or will you finally find someone alive there?
Is the boy the favorite? Do you like?
He is stupid :) He’s just beautiful :)
I do not offer you a crossword with him!! to

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