I bought a cat for $1,000. He barely survived the night.
Allergy and frog.

Today I’m walking around the city, going to the street, and there is a crowd of hoops.
So, they surround me, and the chief copper, stretching out a paper to me, says:
Take the advertisement!

People, let’s put a slide on the audionarkotics "sleep out" and "I want to work". It is hopeful! 111

Blonde looking for club music on the internet

xxx: I wanted to search for images in Google, well club cuddle, and there is a bunch of cartoons with some unbarred grandfather with a stick, don't you know what?? to

A. the ZLet me guess. Have you searched for "house"?

HH: How do you know?? to

A. the Z: :D
   

A blonde woman calls and says:
I broke the wheel. What should I do?
Is the wheel completely down?
Not just from below.

“Onotole, you won’t believe when you went on vacation to Tunisia, I missed it unreally, just like a wolf. Then on the 25th we somehow fucked your cat and the time before the arrival went much faster...
and!

Search in Google "first мах" (speed of sound)

You may have meant the first

I touched...

Valet2: Once upon a time, there were students standing in the hallways of the academy, shaking before the exams. We decided to remember all the bad signs and go popping them.

There are idiots walking on the floors: two carry a glass that is about to be broken, one with empty vedders shatters, one dissolves salt.

The Author:

The first thing that came to mind this morning:
Fly over me flying flies, sit on their heels, bite their ears.How I want to get out of under the blankets and give this flies at least once on the @ball.And here are two flies in the window flying, washed blades quite ohu@li, I will take the newspaper "protection of nature" and I will fuck you dumb wounds...)"

And it can be so, only bloody, tough, in the style of action - about mosquitoes?!))

We play with a small (10 years) in words, the husband falls out to name the word on "O". It was hot and he thought about something... The son says:
This is the most pleasant moment in a man’s life!
We pull out the rows, a couple of seconds we look at each other, then we start to sneeze stupidly, the husband still gives out something innocent, like a deer, I carefully ask my son:
I am ashamed to ask, what did you mean?
And here the untouched child’s brain gives out: A vacation!!! What are you doing like an unusual?

In the tram he heard the toughest phrase in his life. There was a crowd of people, the grandmother came to the stop and said: every day so many people will die, and in the trams still crowds.

messalina: so here) you know there is our animal feed - an alternative to viscacu - gun there, chamomile, vaska and so on.
Theme: Aaga
Messalina: I have a chuvich at work - Vladimirovna, an elderly woman, who works in the bread department. And around it is a stand with all these foods. But she has no relationship to him and knows nothing there - we have other girls there exhibiting products.
A man approaches her as he asks.
messalina: "Woman, you can't tell me, is the wax still in the refrigerator for a long time after opening?"
Messalina: Poor Vladimirovna

Evetazer: I stood yesterday at home, waited for a girl to come down and watched an interesting picture: I was a little, three or four years old, with my mother on the left side of the parked cars, their order was approximately this: a foreigner, a foreigner, our, a foreigner... The child:"...a car, a car, a tractor, a car..."Truth by the mouth of a baby =)

Cosmopolitan forum, topic "How to diversify sex", one of the answers (the best, I think):
Try to do love for diversity.

I quarreled with a guy...I sent a message in the form of a gently blue rectangle...How do you think he will understand that he is a “pydoras” with a flat sense of humor?and :)

I, for example, fall in love with the code, then everything around changes, and the sun shines differently and the birds sing somewhat especially and Cannibal Corpse sounds somewhat differently.

Q: What do you do with the universe?
WOW: So, there were tails there, where the dean helped, where the dean helped, where the eyes were closed... now they were transferred to the next course.
XHH: Yes, your situation reminded me of a card game.
In other words, what kind of game?
xxx: "Translated fool" is called)

Ashiro: What did she look at you?
Aizelk: How to tell you...
Aizelk: She has two screws-one with a system of 250, the other on the ter
Aizelk: on the system-gent, every little thing and 50 hectares of anime
Aizelk: Who did not enter the second ^_^

Do you also think that when you have enough babies, then you will have a girl?

my unseen with the words "crazy with her, with hot water, we people of the north" in the shower went...
A few minutes later, the song of Santa Claus about the summer (from the cartoon) came from the bathroom:
"Thanks to you!!!! to
This is our summer,
Summer dressed in bright green.
Shut off the water,
This is a good summer!"