Listen, Steve Jobs is not so funny to joke about - he underwent surgery to remove a cancer tumor, was able to return to the management of the company, brought it to the first place in terms of capitalization in the world by overtaking all the oil giants, while remaining a rather modest person (unlike Billy Gates) and now when he is older. And the sick man went on a well-deserved rest, your Khachikov jokes about Angi are absolutely not appropriate... For example, buy and eliminate this angi for him as I go to the bar for a beer... Well, joke about our notorious tandem – and that is more funny (although no more meaning)

FD: I was going to ask a doctor for a long time, listen, if I sometimes imagine cutting and killing people, cutting my nails out there, cutting my ears off... and getting pleasure from it... am I a bdsmist?
You have to go to a psychiatrist, maniac!
PERS: Whom are you breaking up?
fd: Usually as a telecast I watch, news there is official, advertising, talk show... hanging fucks, I hate, I would cut.
PS: Don’t go out! You’re not a psychopath, it’s your class hatred.

Egor
Thanks to the communal services, we have another holiday-Festival of Hot Water...

Are you going to make 7D movies? Is it how?
YYY: Wearing 3D glasses and a LSD tablet under your tongue, you get 7D.

Two months ago I went to my parents on vacation. Today I wake up and the first thing I see is a travel bag next to my bed. Dad knows how to subtly hint...

10 February 2008 at 23:42

The Princess
My parents went to Murmansk (I was sent to my grandmother again).

9 November 2008 at 20:12

The Princess
I will be giving birth soon.)

Steve Jobs’s departure from Apple was no surprise. This is stated on page 46 of the iTunes license agreement.

This is a pedestrian!!by 111
YYY: What has happened?? to
XXX: Fuck, I approach my window with the thought of removing my mosquito net.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Then I hear straight over my right ear a long whisper.
xxx:Bla, I look into the window, and there a mosquito grid in a semi-broken state hangs, practically on one of the plastic edges and on it the cat clinged to the nails splintered.
Tagged with:DDD
XXX: The Spy

Fuck, when I see vacancies where they offer 7,000 jobs (in Kirov), I always remember one of the stories about Henry:
Who are they? I asked.
“Well, how,” he said, “these are people who hired girls and paid them five or six dollars a week. Are you from their shell?
“No, your immortality,” I replied. I just set fire to an orphan’s shelter and killed a blind man in order to take advantage of his honeymoon.

XXX I sena sberbank angry
XXX Grum client bank does not work any fucking with your pills
XXX is operational.
XXX I gru linuch under wien client sberbank start
XXX I clearly heard the phone hit the wall

My wife comes from yoga:
We were shown this posture today, in which you stand for 5 minutes and the weight in the stomach passes.
I know one too, but there are only two in it.

Advertising banner on the border:
"Crazy discount for travel to Thailand!"
Where is it??? between Iceland and Thailand? Mongolia for everyone!! to

A brother was flying from Munich to Tashkent, transferring to Paris.The plane was delayed 3 hours.The brother tells why:the plane took off in Paris, made a circle over the airport and sat back. It turns out, they forgot to go... and I thought such a shit could only be in Tashkent...

A woman who slips on a man's neck does not suspect that he slipped between her legs.

In Russia: Nurgaliyev announced victory over corruption in the Ministry of Internal Affairs

I live in some other Russia, I need to clarify...

Everyone would be a good girl.
Only the cockroach cuts.

In the pharmacy:
Two girls aged 5-7. ask in the pharmacy:
Do you have candles?
What do you really need?
(Everyone has concerns and concerns)
Those who are burning!! to
(Light laughter and smile at the pharmacist)
There are no such
Another craving.
I told you that there are no such things sold here as the cake we will cut for Daddy!! to
I slowly and quietly grind and slide on the wall,
from the fantasy on the subject, and what if they bought them anyway... A solemn moment, daughter with the words:
Happy Birthday Daddy!! to
a cake decorated with 30 candles from hemorrhoids.
And still burning...

In 40-50 years, there will be no grandmothers on the bench.
Do you believe in the end of the world?
I believe in inets and social networks.

No sheet of paper can be folded more than seven times.
By writing this to everyone, you have just destroyed an entire forest!

Infinity: And I drove the director of my company today...
Sheef is cool! It is :)
Infinity in the elevator :)