YYY: Now I went out to call, I come back - all the lunches chew. Without looking at Sisadmin, I say “Good appetite,” he raises his head and looks strangely at me. And then I realize that everyone has food, and he has wires, a solder and a bottle of denature.
YYY: I always suspected they weren’t people.
XXX is it!

Men are so funny. I tell the guy that my friend is gay. The guy immediately frightened:"Bli-i-in, and we agreed with him to go for a beer. We need to call and cancel immediately!!!" I reassure:"Yes, you are not at all in his taste, I assure you are not like him in THIS PLAN"And immediately I hear the offended:"And why do I not like it?and "

I walked with my son in the playground. There are various houses, boats, lawns, etc. While the son was wearing, nothing to do began to read inscriptions on the specified structures... In addition to the usual "I am looking for a guy", what kind of phones and mat was delighted by the deeply thoughtful record "Egor + sausage = Egor";.

Today I was obscured by a brilliant idea of how one sentence can combine the "shelf from the DSP" and the "good.
Here’s how: "A good carpenter won’t make a closet of DSP"

It was painful, offensive, unfair... I gave her millions of lives.
She swallowed them...

Here is a thousand and a half, as you asked.
YYY: Why not two?
In what language did you say thank you?

I was sick yesterday at home: I washed the floors, dishes, laundered the linen, sliced, roasted the cottage, hanged the curtains, hanged the lamp, dryer, wire for the plinths cleaned, book read and burned the screwdriver and scratched the computer ) On him fell the bed disassembled which slipped on the laminate while I scratched the dust from the vacuum cleaner bag and thrown the burnt screwdriver which drilled concrete in the kitchen to clean what I put on to hang the dryer to hang the white to hang the cleaner.

Children are such children...
I am standing by the window, watching an idyllic picture: children are trying to put a yard cat in a box from the TV. Would it seem that it might be wrong? The devil is always in the details :)
The cat is pretty big, the box too, but (!) From a new, flat TV about the thickness of the palm :) The animal clearly realizes the prospect, and concentratedly tries to escape. and :)
Interestingly, cognitive dissonance is not only experienced by children, but also by adults who carefully observe the process - there is a cat, there is a box, everything is normal.

Cot_Begemot: I’m going to throw away the old toilet
Cot_Begemot: I call the elevator, with it comes a woman in her age. He looks at me so unconsciously. Well, I gave - sorry, I have to ask you to leave the elevator, we produce the installation of sorters in the elevators according to European standards.
Cot_Begemot: is out

Sometimes you sit in the car waiting for about an hour for the girl, you call her constantly in a hurry, she throws down! Takes the phone then says it goes and throws the phone again! Wait another 15 minutes! You dig all the anger and anger in you to spit on it for all the wars of the centuries! Fight with all your strength! and this cute creature jumps on the front seat, hugs tightly, kisses, says you missed it... and you can’t say it!!! c) the farce

A strong family is when she is confident and he is a fairy tale.

In my youth I worked on the radio. One day a girl called me and asked for a job. He said he wanted to talk about culture. Well, we laughed, of course: ah, in the Wetlands. about culture. However, the girl was taken to work - the voice seemed like nothing. And during the first broadcast, she that the last Russian tsar was Nicholas the 11th.

A girl was driving around the city. The man who took the exam decided to catch up. He asks to stop, and there is a sign "parking is prohibited". The girl stopped obediently... But! She turned on the emergency signal, went out - put a sign of emergency stop, and with the pharmacy in her hands gently asked the detector:
Are you sick?

No, we won’t go to visit N.
That is why? She seems to be a decent woman...
Then we will talk about the Holy Trinity. She’ll speak Father, Son, and Holy Spirit; I’m Gates, Jobs, and Wozniak; and you’re a chiller, a tank, and a D.D. We’ll all be upset, and then she’ll not talk to us for half a year.

Call for loan application:
I can’t answer you, I’m in jail. and lifelong.

My mother sent me a SMS.
"we night in the der cards floor excavation fried shell"

I would like to answer "s"

<hedgehog> pfexec, you have revealed that you have signed a non-disclosure agreement!
<pfexec> yeah yeah yeah
<hedgehog> now you are tormented by your conscience!
<OE> the agree button is pressed by mom, girlfriend or cat
<OE> then you are not at work
<hedgehog> by the way, it's an idea - to sign a cat license agreement

If you believe them, I am a dead biker lesbian.
The important thing is not how they call you, but how you position yourself.
I position myself as the lord of the world.

Question on answers.mail.ru: And anyone has heard about the videos, after which people cut their eyes off.
Answer: Unfortunately, all the people who could give a link cut their eyes off.

The first September. 8 in the morning. The face. Everything is solemn. The director in the microphone rejoiced:
Good night!