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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101914
 21.08.2014
The xxx:
Call and call.
YYYY :
I can’t, my mom is sitting behind her back.
The xxx:
Listen to X)
YYYY :
Nine is
He will say
That there is for you.
to introduce
It will force you to come
married
Children will have
No is
– – – –

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101913
 21.08.2014
U.S: We are without a doubt
There are adventures –
We do not like to miss.
p.k: We confuse the port,
We break the patchwork.
We love to turn off food.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101912
 21.08.2014
There were two aunts in the bus, one immediately got the cosmetic and started to fake the cosmetics, the other used the pile and began to squeeze the nail.
The worst thing is that it was us.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101911
 21.08.2014
It is not a solder, but an ultra-sensitive device for connecting to the human neural network and direct access to all information.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101910
 21.08.2014
Hamsterhouse: Before you disassemble anything, put the camera and turn on the recording. Then you play the video and collect.

Chisayna: I was so trying to divorce - the wedding video turned backwards - nothing went (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101909
 21.08.2014

You are still so stupid, so you are still a virgin.
You are so stupid, so you are no longer a virgin.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101908
 21.08.2014
here here :

Everyone wants small kittens, puppies, and I want a penguin! They don’t need anything but fish, and they won’t bother you when you’re sitting behind a compass. It will be stupid to stand quietly somewhere and stick to one point. and other pets.

The movie "The Penguins of Mr. Popper" you will need to familiarize with the question

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101907
 21.08.2014
Ikar: Here we are in the area!
Ikar is girl! by WRX-STi The Black! The Young! It is beautiful! With a pen!
Pascal: And what?
Ikar: I am getting married!
Ikar: Although... maybe it is she who is getting married to me.
Pascal: That is for sure! :D
Ikar: But I agree anyway!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101906
 21.08.2014
You're playing racing or an air simulator and someone asks you: are you busy?

And you answer: no type, I play as a passenger.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101905
 21.08.2014
I have two deputy ministers, four of whom have been in the Cabinet for a month, who cannot be appointed, I don’t know why – the mayor of Kiev and the boxer Klitschko.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101904
 21.08.2014
Friend: I have a friend who is in America, so he has a fantasy of Belarusian sex, so that the girl during shouting or whispering in Belarusian.
I had Russian-Ukrainian sex. Also well
My friend: I want Polish) There is such a beautiful language
Friend: well-no - that's the terraz bandede cebe, fucking, in the ass of perdelic ))))) - what's beautiful and exciting here?????? to
You killed my fantasy)) No, well, his naphyg) and Ukrainian how?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101903
 21.08.2014
They could not take them by force, they could not by deceit, but they could by deceit.
YYY :?? to
My wife tried to wash my dirty pants for two days. I took it while I slept (

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101902
 21.08.2014
From Habr, a discussion of the identification of a person by how he collects text:

The xxx:
And what if I’m right and my right hand is occupied and I’m tapping on the left? Or will it suddenly be in the plaster, in gloves, and so on? Yes, banally after a couple of bottles of beer) Something tells me that I will not be able to use my banking app.

YYYY :
> Yes, banally after a couple of bottles of beer) Something tells me I won’t be able to use my banking app.

Maybe even for the better?

and ZZZ:
It is not only alcohol that affects behavior. Exercise, stress and endorphins I fell in love and my bank account was blocked.

and TTT:
But this fit in general must have, with automatic removal in two months.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101901
 20.08.2014
A very fat cat came to us today.
very much
When his grandmother approached him, he didn’t run like everyone else.
He just turned and slowly left.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101900
 20.08.2014
to this:
Why are the majority of shops called "Our Own"?

Because if you name the store "From yourself", the firefighters will stumble.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101899
 20.08.2014
A month went to the gym, lost 6 thousand rubles.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101898
 20.08.2014
UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon called on Ferguson to exercise restraint and respect the rights of the people to peaceful protest and freedom of expression.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101897
 20.08.2014
In Rome, beer was used only as a strengthening agent for the sick, and healthy people were not recommended to drink it.
Yyy: -Dear, I got sick today, go for a half-piece of Zhygulevsky.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101896
 20.08.2014
Listened at the exhibition:
A woman sells a Persian cat.
A man fits, admired the beast, appreciated, says that they like Persians very much...
"But" – says a man – "My friends often come to me! What if I take a cat and they come in costumes?and "
The woman, not long thinking: "Well, in costumes and will go!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101895
 20.08.2014
and Tamara:
Girls who want to catch the bouquet of the bride, approach the bridegroom!

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