Electricity was cut off in the open space office.
There are various "songs" of UPS from everywhere. Suddenly removed by them "rules" begin to sound quite harmoniously and fold into a sad and beautiful melody.
The bored employees strangled their ears and excitedly raised their heads, but the UPSs quickly broke down and again scratched differently.
... it turns out, a hundred martyrs accidentally can still print at least a piece of "War and Peace".

* Reference to the test "relation of surname with IQ"*
XHH: Now we will do a test and find a correlation...
YYY: What is Correlation?
zzz: The test is completed.

One day, the men at work puzzled the mystery: “Don’t eat, don’t drink, in the heart lives.”

What do you feel now?
The force of earth attraction.

The programmer and administrator on the neighboring project are in a state of Cold War. On this occasion, the admin regularly complains to the technical director of the third project:
- Some kind of Gandon entered the config and broke everything.
Can I find out what Gandalf was in?
You can, of course. Only I and Gandon have access to the combat server.

Sweets :
On the third day, the boss comes to work with the children.
Two days in a row, we listened to fixics and bullshit.

Sweets :
Last night came the current daughter, and already 15 minutes read a book about structuring databases, because the child has forgotten.

And the boss periodically explains to her what masquerade and clusters are.

to this:
In Russia, it is prohibited to sell alcohol for cash.

> So I see a crowd of hoppers with VISA cards...

With strangers...

Reader: The real commander must arrest a house, arrest a tree, arrest someone’s son.

What did Bob Marley play, rock or rap?
Reggie is like.
Is reggae like rock or rap?
Young man, the music world is much wider, and is not limited to rock and rap.
I know there is still a chance.

Metro is hardcore!
Two dwarf grandmothers came in, each the size of a teranosaure, and the free space in the wagon evaporated... And then I remembered the sandwich rule...
But here the pluses... I was lucky I was caught between two cute and most importantly slim girls))) we rubbed from the garden to al.nevsky)))
And that's not all, the girl who was in front of me, as a result of the tide of the bodies of these bl..their mostodonts, stood to me with the back and stood up, forgive me, gently speaking in the posture of the traveler (because understand what letter I am))))) everything would be nothing but in the pocket of the mobile, and the time came for mailings from all the groups there and other things...
In general, I vibrated her resilient and accountable back...
The whole epic is that when she turned around with the question on her face"what happened to you there";
I have nothing smarter than to say: "Relax, it’s mail)"I didn’t come up with it, deer mla :(((

Commentary on the accident on the railway:
xxx> and thumbnail But this slowly rising shit is not seen at all.
yyy> This absolutely does not cancel the fact that the driver merina fool because he violated p. 15.3 PDT twice
zzz> The driver of merina may be foolish, but it is not visible on the video. The BMW video.

From Habr.

The algorithm of choice will be either random or random.

It is also impossible to rule out the possibility that it will be unpredictable, stochastic or arbitrary.

Evgeniy: Am I that boring? Here I have one friend, so boring, that I am sure that it is because of him that all the trees on the plot are wrapped and the birds in the cage do not settle.
DOJ: Hm, it is interesting, and there is such an article "bringing a tree to suicide"?

YouTube comment on a video with a very fast guitarist:
"I hope this guitar has 18"

I understood how to glue in the inlet of men... we need to put ourselves on an avatar with a borsche on the backdrop of cakes... there will be no rejection...

I broke the wallpaper in the kitchen and found an unregistered roof. You should also replace the battery. Once there was a bombardment, it would have to pull out and do everything at all. fucking

Per women are deprived of pleasure - the honor of the egg, but they can always wash their breasts.

I asked Sakura.
Where is that geisha that broke my heart?
Sakura did not answer.
It is good
Our family is full of psychics who talk to trees and grass.

XXX: I'm stupid too, but I don't like bassist anyway
We don’t need stupid people.
YYY: We have stupid ones.
XXX is more
YYY: We need more peddlers
XXX: No, I'm not going to go to the pitfalls either.
XXX: I don’t go anywhere
XXX: even in the pitards (

You say cat, cat.
A rat came home to me, I saw her, she saw me, she didn't bother me just to eat the wire, nothing to eat at home, to cook a puddle. Once I come down on the table lies a piece of roasted sausage.
I decided to cook the meal, put on his guest, cooked it in the morning, ate it :)
Now I have a wild domestic rat.