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[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52352
 26.08.2011
We, unfortunately, are not in an online game where the Diploma artifact adds +5 to wisdom, +10 to mind, +10 to responsibility.

yyy: You need to get an artefact dissertation. +10,000 to salary

xxx: you need to buy an artifact Military ticket - one of the quests for obtaining a passport

Yyy: You cannot buy artifacts. But I heard there was one raid. You go there for a year and at the end of the award - a military ticket.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52351
 26.08.2011
Have you ever tried an omelet with apples?
And I tried it when I forgot to put the flour in the charlotte.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52350
 26.08.2011
The year 2005:
<n0> soon I will not be surprised when on the street you approach a girl to ask how long and she will answer "vypija jadu" - pizza minutes.
<n0> and people on the sidewalk will say: lol chuvag: kill yourself.
<Atrium> and the passing grandmother will think: "the swallow is protected"

I think the comments are superfluous, right?

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52349
 26.08.2011
YYY: I have so many hell records in my diary. This is "squared in the class".

HH: And how did you mess up?

We played who would say the shit louder.
I won short.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №52348
 26.08.2011
There is in Russian girls some kind of glamour that gives them, maybe blonde hair, the shape of the beard, and maybe the look at all.
YYY: And Russian men also have some outfits, knee shirts, socks and sandals)

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52347
 25.08.2011
The iPhone display works even if a member drives it... At the same time, smartphones from HTC refuse to respond to the member.

Check it out, fuck it.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52346
 25.08.2011
Sorry, can I download all the songs of Yuri Antonov in one file?
YYY: A link to the entire Internet with one file will not give you an opportunity?


[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52345
 25.08.2011
yellow5:I came up with a new TV show...the battle of IT extrasensors...the best administrators penetrate the heads of users and guess what they clicked and why "nothing works"...

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52344
 25.08.2011
The younger brother was pleased. The dictionary, I quote written: "The fisherman caught a giant tick."

[ + 61 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52343
 25.08.2011
Unknown G...
2 Orenburg, 5 black kittens running on the street, feed, who can, please take on the street People's House 12, about 4 entrances grandmother made them a box and feeds them. Thank you and happiness and love to all the pleasants! Z is. All the cats are black cats, all the cats are black cats :)
Unknown G...

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №52342
 25.08.2011
Sss: Do you remember Voldemort?
by www:Ugua
sss:I am a foolish idiot through the ural waves.In the race, the long-distance drivers scorned, he took and pissed "All the knots in this chat!"... the long-distance fighters were alertly silenced.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №52341
 25.08.2011
Many people have a password on the phone - the date of birth, and Paul Globa - the date of death.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52340
 25.08.2011
Medvedev invited Kim Jong-il to show everyone that there are heads of state even below =)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52339
 25.08.2011
Advertising is a vantage that helps to push the shit.

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52338
 25.08.2011
Discuss the most terrifying moment in the game Dead Space:

You are all scared of what kind of shit, I was worse. I play in 3D glasses, on the comp are special drivers under these glasses. In itself, so play is much more terrifying, but there was a moment when a necromor jumped on me from the ventilation and at the same time a cat jumped on me in no-game. I barely covered the whole room with bricks.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №52337
 25.08.2011
... and the camera, with fame, "That it was no longer difficult to put on YouTube"...

We pray to all the units - put it out!!! to

[ + 94 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52336
 25.08.2011
Killed the padlu which Russian and English points (.) I put on different keyboards.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №52335
 25.08.2011
painting with oil: on one advertising shield the inscription with huge letters "Give blood - save the life of a completely unfamiliar person", on the next - the advertisement of another vampire series on SciFi, featuring the phrase "We need fresh blood";

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52334
 25.08.2011
CPC group, the discussion is closed. Last post on the topic - from admin group:

"The topic is closed due to excess permissible concentration of shit per word."

c) 414 436 438 43B 43B

[ + 76 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52333
 25.08.2011
YYY: but it is the idea to gather all the bandits, thieves, butters and send them to Siberia, but not to jail, but simply to fence the "naked" land, and let them live as they know. The first time they will probably kill each other, shake, and then the city will begin to build, there the service to launch...
Is there a second Moscow?

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