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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101874
 20.08.2014
And the most important thing: did the job - you can also drink water!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101873
 20.08.2014
This is:
Klepto: Here you say that every home has a package package, well in general I agree. But now, comrades and colleagues, we honestly admit, who has a computer iron box at home? and ;)

and...
I’m just ridding with your naivety. Workers have an apartment under the computer iron. It is not always enough.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101872
 20.08.2014
My husband and I are in nature in the hills. On two cars, both are inserted together in Osago insurance. I take the second driver’s car over to see how it runs. I can’t cope with driving (without intention) and I encounter my own parked nearby car. Thus e. I am the culprit. But as the owner of my car, I am at the same time a victim. Will I be paid for damage to my car?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101871
 20.08.2014
Discussion in the forum:
Why remove the message? I did not write Matthew, except that the word GOVNO was written wrong (link to the dictionary). In other words, it is a constructive, quite condemned response without insults.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101870
 20.08.2014
by designer (17:00:20 19/08/2014)
Write to me, a technician:
When interacting with elements of corporate style, a person should have a sense of thoroughness, stability, reliability and confidence (building style).
by designer (17:00:36 19/08/2014)
Have you heard of building style?and :)
by artdirector (17:01:47 19/08/2014)
I haven’t even heard of how you can feel stable and thorough looking at something. Unless it's not a 1.5 meter hert between the legs.
by designer (17:02:31 19/08/2014)
I’m thinking about writing this to the client.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101869
 20.08.2014
The taxpayer asked Oleg
Brotherly hugging my shoulder.
So Quiet So Insightful
Is there CH?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101868
 19.08.2014
AlexanderS: And here I will share my own.
I was sitting with a friend. He is the director of a company that sells goods. They bought, transported, sold and took away. Nothing of the same. And then I struggled with his comp, and a girl came to him to work to arrange. Well, 18-19 year old girl, school man has already finished. She ended up asking, “How many centimeters in a meter?” I asked him later – is there a lot of people like that? He says that yes, to put a person for sale on the site to find a problem. I was in shock that day. You are talking about a diode bridge.
Darthslider: Why exactly 76? 0 - O
AlexanderS: Unfortunately, I was embarrassed at the time to ask :)
3dtim: Yes, it is strange. 42 could be explained.
Alexander : Yes. 42 is the same (76+8)/2.
Darthslider: That explains everything! All of it!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101867
 19.08.2014
Mole understands cultural space exclusively as the space of the communicative process, ensuring the transfer of knowledge from the collective to the individual.

What only pictures did not see until I realized that "Mole" was a surname.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101866
 19.08.2014
and curious.

How to combine maternity leave with abroad?

Try in reverse order.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101865
 19.08.2014
From the backpack - "Thank you for the pills do not say" - what idiot invented this??? How many years I’ve lived, I’ve never heard anything like this from anyone!! to

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101864
 19.08.2014
Russia has three allies. Army, Navy and Russian Winter

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101863
 19.08.2014
Looking at his rating in the morning, Vladimir Vladimirovich quietly whispered:"Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101862
 19.08.2014
A pregnant woman says:
xxx: What do you think, to get a meeting with a gynecologist by the name of Rukosev is a good sign or not?))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101861
 19.08.2014
I woke up this morning, took a stand and it was cold.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101860
 19.08.2014
I will retire, I will grow my beard and I will be happy!!!! to
Is this one that is under the P.Z.Domorдика?
XH: th th th th? to
WOW: Well, with such a beard, the mouth is like a 90 degree twisted mouth.
Oh, you are the fucking one!! I don’t know why I should retire.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101859
 19.08.2014
If you want to be single, you can also remain single.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №101858
 19.08.2014
The Canaries. When I entered Limopark, I noticed that the treasurer spoke many languages. They are trying to identify nationalities. He said, “Russia is a tourist!”

The answer is: “In the form of morality?”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101857
 19.08.2014
All over the world, having hacked the account of some politician, they begin to write all kinds of nonsense there, and only in Russia - the truth that everyone has been waiting for so long.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101856
 19.08.2014
You will not believe! There are posters in Moscow:
Crimea liberated, now Moscow will be liberated!
At the bottom of it is: from the block!
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What are the results of liberation?
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In Crimea traffic jams dohuakilometers appeared)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101855
 19.08.2014
From the Fire:
Why is it cheap in Siberia? When answering - payroll consideration, yes)
Den26: Apartments and rent are cheaper. Products are cheaper. Transportation is cheaper.
Gasoline is cheaper.
to continue?
Yaginya: P*****i can be swallowed for free.

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