Yesterday in Mega. A couple of middle-aged people probably go shopping. A woman clings to a man and asks him to give him another "thousand twenty." The phlegmatic male reacts weakly to all attachments. Then he declares: "You have a bad credit history" "What does a bad history mean?!!!" “All the money I gave you was never returned.”

So, gentlemen customs officers, in the course of today’s class you will learn what type of sanction cheese and what type of sanction wine should be drank in the process of destruction.

and blues:
Lunch at work. In front of me sits our engineer, such a rough uncle of Soviet hardening. He enthusiastically watches the next documentary from the series "Egyptian pyramids built by aliens, and Napoleon was actually a human-like robot from the future." This time we are talking about the Maya tribe, which, according to the creators of the documentary, possessed protective technologies and precisely because of this was extinct. The logic is doubtful, but hell with it.

My resting brain got stuck to the following phrase, pronounced by a well-set voice of the speaker: “And here’s what a world-renowned expert on nuclear energy of ancient tribes says about it: given the radioactive background at the places of burial, one can safely assert that bla-bla-bla...

This is how I learned that in this world there is such a profession as the "nuclear energy specialist of the ancient tribes." Why didn’t I know this seven years ago, when I was just taking my first steps on my boring career ladder?? to

by LAL. That is, this wool was in one case against abortion, and in another for? Did the reaction of the partners not accommodate her?
A disrespectful fool. You don’t want to fuck up?
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Applause to fools! and the detection system of such )))

The Terminator, which is the last, has a rating of 12+.
Oh oh!
Terminator is by definition a warrior. The Fighter! and 12+!! What do you think of 12+?
A warrior without fighting, blood and sex. What could be worse? Just a horror)
Oh oh no horror. "Take a look at it! Only at us! Triller 12+ "Accountants are reporting"!!!and "
_ :-D Our bugs on such would go clean.)
_ Well)) although... If the bugs and reporting are 18+

Speaking calendar with you: do not forget to pay for the internet!

In the bus I heard the conversation of two old grandmothers, both of them already over 80 probably, discussing the third (with admiration): "Yes, she will paint, wear a hat and look like all 70!"

On the weekend we go for a walk with my wife. A mother and a daughter aged 5 to 6 are in front of them. The girl is shaking something on her, apparently asking for something. Mother turns to her and asks: Do you want to eat ice cream? No cats today!

Why am I? To the fact that it is necessary to teach their children not how to use contraceptives, but to learn to understand people and how to find their own person, so that they can be together until old age.
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Why does one exclude the other? Even in marriage with a soul mate, family planning was not cancelled.

<volldark>: All the Irish brothers in the holiday! I wish you a stable connector, smooth ping and adequate usernames! Today, on the occasion, we will go to the polygon of roast powder, mahatso on swords, roast powder, havat shashchiki, roast powder - and so on for three days))) Oh yeah, we will drink more beer)
Sherlock Holmes> will you drink beer?

The Seeker Found:
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And you know, when a husband/wife is selected by parents, it can and should be listened to? The experience of the older generation, worn in the sea of life is not superfluous. In my youth I had a senior class. Not disgusting, not beautiful, not stupid, did not hide any work to work. No, I didn’t like it categorically!Take a walk, drink a drink, sing a song, yes! My mom told me so! We met after 25 years. I have two divorces and he has two. We live in soul. I think, or maybe I should have listened to my mom then, and got married to a good, but such an uninteresting guy? And he says that then he would love to marry me, but I was looking for a brighter, more varied bird.
and...
Everything happened right to you. Do not worry. Then, with a 99% probability, you would run away in another year. Youth, characteristic of youth, maximalism and other...
And now, you are two wise life-experienced people who have really found each other. Understand what you have in each other and why. Knowing how to feel, not conceal it with unnecessary persistence, etc. and etc.
It is right)

All Admins with a professional holiday! Ura to!
First toast to the localhost!

- Dear, I understand that diet and all things, but you can't kiss a person who just ate a sandwich - it's already overwhelming.

Solomon: As these doctors teach now, mother, do not burn. I saw the contributions to the diploma of one gynecologist, so the highest rating is 4, and their little, the other three. And such "spiders" through one.
Disappearing Species: How do the ratings in the diploma of one gynecologist say about the quality of education? This only means that as a student she was crazy. Do you think that if I teach students in the next semester only "excellent", it will improve quality?

The authorities allowed to destroy sanctioned products by any means.
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We are waiting for special vacancies "eaters of sanctions products at the border")))

Friend-gay told me: "He says so to me, you understand, I am a natural person, I have a girlfriend, I generally hate pedics and I am not a pedic, you don't think of it." Well, then I’m taking him home, luckily, he drank a little wine and says he wants to fuck me the following way. He is dressed in a dolly women’s dress, and I fucking him in the ass, right here somewhere in the bushes, I call his whore. But he doesn’t kiss his lips. And so that I don’t think anything about him, of course, he has a girlfriend. It is dangerous to be a pederast. Such, Masha, now the naturals have gone that the pedras are bigger men than they are. He saw him a day ago in our supermarket, with a girl went with his - a cute, nice girl, why does he not sit at home? He saw me and broke straight, broke from there. He is very afraid that someone will find out how he, the mastite natural, was fucked in the car, in the village, though not in the dress. I am a pederast, fuck me his dress".

Tagged anti-yola

Fool, and when will they come up with hormonal pills for men so that their sperm becomes inactive? Let them get drunk/forgot, let them get fat, let them scratch all the side effects in full. Or pumping your girlfriend with some left-wing hormones is simple, not harmful, and generally the best solution is not to use rubber.

I had leukocytes in my blood twice as much as normal.
XXX: The Blood Shed
xxx: the cape
Students even donate blood

She asked her to be treated as a princess. So I married her to strengthen my alliance with France.

I have a bad reputation!
In his diary he recently wrote:
"Crisis and depression
Hank and frustration.
My hand was broken!"

Maybe it’s not how I do something.
I will not understand my friends.
They did not ask: right, mouth?
The Left?
But they asked:
"To whom?"

I deserved a bad fame.
You cannot prove anything:
"I broke my hand!
It is right"
Oh poor man, it is a pity!
And about whom?