And it seems to me that in Russia the fashion for raw food appeared at the same time as the availability of loans?

Sex, scratches, rock and roll and union film!

The Russian football team defeated Argentina with 8:0.
This is the result of the Paralympic Games.
Which of the Russian football teams do you think disabled people play in?

The chat operator. Time of Full Night.
Oksana (agent of the operator):
Hello to Julia!
by July (Abonement)
Hi to.
*there is a long conversation on the topic of recovering the phone book from the stolen SIM card, and a general exchange of kindnesses, and advice from the operator to use the service of synchronization of the phone book on the MTS server*
and July:
thank you. It is a pity that it cannot be so.
and Oksana:
Yes, I agree, but if you use this service in the future, you will not have any more such difficulties.
and July:
The fucking! Are you a man too?! to
and Oksana:
The T-S-S! Just don’t tell anyone. and :)

If a blonde is natural, then this is the reason, if painted is an excuse.

Parents are burning in the kitchen. Mom beats the bowl, the beer folder at the table pulls and in the telecock wraps
Natka: mom whistle begins that he doesn't help, then the folder hand up raised
And he solemnly proclaims: Dear, I will give you a star! The light will be bla-bla-bla! In a few seconds, a towel comes into his head.)
Good that it’s not a crap ;)

I lie in bed with a sweet girl. He has already begun to fall asleep and shrink quietly, I look at the telephone.
Her leg was scratched, from a large lazy decided to scratch her on the leg of her beloved.
He, opening one eye, stared at me astonished for 5 seconds and asked:
Kat, what are you doing?
My feet chew.
(Long pause) Katie, this is my leg. And she doesn’t sneeze...

I will never eat avocado, I watched the broadcast that it is the most caloric fruit, and it makes you fat.
Yyy: Oh, and that you eat chewbacks is nothing.
XXX: I haven’t watched the show.

Domodedovo Airport, Adà on arrival passport check.
Tired Customsman and Tired Passenger
So, man, where did you come from?
From the Earth...
out

by Gonzo:
When trying to make fun of a guy with a nick "Norris, Chuck" all the cms fell. Don’t believe in tales after that.

I don't even know what is worse - Disney with his stupid but good series, or the cardinal network with the work of drunken addicts.

Dialogue at the station.
Can you tell me how to go to the platform 9 and 3/4?
The guard – of course! You just need to get in the run to the nearest pillar!

After moving into a new apartment with new furniture, the cat almost died from recycling until everything was wrapped with his face.

Have you ever read the composition of the cat food of the famous brand "delicate rabbit and duck rabbit", or any other from this series? So, there is absolutely frankly written that it contains at least 4% of rabbit and duck meat... I understand, it just lay next to it and was a little wiped out.

We came to a friend in the country, and the thief took out less and less valuable things from him - of course, everyone, even the dishes, did not leave. And we have with us a few bottles of cognac and shishlik, well shishlik is fine - we eat and so, but what cognac to drink?

No one wanted to go to the store 5 km away, but found a new dense rubber gloves! We cut the fingers carefully from her and since we were exactly five, we drank from them))

xxx: Well not to drink, rather we fully realized the meaning of the phrase "sugging cognac"))

Yyy: ahaha) you would have made more balls from the newspaper and drank from them)))

XX: I want to go on vacation
You’re just on vacation, right?! to
XXX: I want to go back!! to

What do you think Legolas could give him a birthday gift?
The Orc Shirt.

Early morning, the city clinic. From the office comes out a bearded uncle - a therapist, passes by the line, singing:
I have a schedule...
With a cunning Lenin's stroke turns to turn:
- And everyone who is not on schedule - Nafig, Nafig...

In hot weather, in order to avoid overheating the engine, it is prohibited to turn on the air conditioner - a real phrase from the instructions of Chevrolet Nivea

Theological Forum :

xxx: I was interested in the Bible and it was that all the gods were killed by the one who created them and Lucifer was the same Satan and he also Hide remained alive by exhausting all his energy to save his brother Jesus who before death managed to stop the one who created all the gods.

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