<yyy> that there are trainees
<yyy> which sticks in the stomach and strikes with electricity?
<xx> and
<xx> this is for training the assembler
<yyy> or to discard the php)))

<XXX> Yellowstone
<XXX> I have a question to you, but I don’t know how to formulate it correctly
YYY> Should I guess what you want to ask me, ask yourself a question and answer it to you?

And now to be more fun: I was just in the store, when the outgoing inspector came, showing that from a certain perspective the sighs are still visible. The girlfriend said, “If you come down to me in a decoult, you’ll see my breasts. Would you say I’m advertising it to you?and "
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For this case there is the end of the famous anecdote, when the man called the inspectors from the JEC, claiming that the windows of the female bathroom are visible from his windows, and he can not live peacefully in this apartment. They looked, looked, and said that they could not see from anywhere. Man: "And you go into the closet!"
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This story also has an end:

The inspector walks up and says:
But nothing can be seen from here either.
Go to the edge of the closet.
Still nothing is seen.
You are at the end.
The inspector falls to the floor.
“Every night,” the resident said sadly.

A month ago I put a box in the Google calendar to send me letters with notifications about upcoming matters. And then I forgot about this calendar... It turned out that Google had an exceptional sense of humor. For four months, every day, at 5 a.m., he sent me a letter of notice. And every day it was the first thing I saw when I turned on the computer. The text is just delicious:

Nothing is planned for today.

And you say, where does procrastination come from.)

If I pay taxes to the state, am I his counterpart?

You, lovers of conquests and long journeys, your time has passed, there is nothing more on the planet to conquer. Give the earth rest. But don’t be upset, but tolerate a little. Your future has not yet arrived. Soon mankind will reach the nearest stars, a new colonial era will begin. Then your time will come - all the heads will become like you. But now, before jumping to distant stars, it is time to establish a stable order on Earth. Do not rush for a while, prepare for more, and let the scientists calmly finish it for you.
Fuck the spacecraft!

How is self-confidence?
%bk%: 4 day brush...
by Lena ))
It is not an indicator.)
I haven’t shaved my legs for two weeks. :)

An atheist came to heaven by chance.
Close the door quietly.
God says you don’t want to
Do not believe
by Nassau

The man who pursues the harvest does not notice the harvest.

What do you know about the April joke?
One cake from Alaska dragged old car tires onto the slope of the volcano for a year to light them on April 1. Half a city in panic, local emergency services are mobilizing...
From April 1st, guys!

So, let’s get a buzz?
It is 4 o’clock in the morning!
I ask you what time is?

I went to the store for greenfield tea. The seller told me that it appeared the same, only with honey. Without looking thrown into the bag)) and only at home understood why there is no honey in the tea :) and for this woman it will always be there))
The tea is called "camomile MEADOW"

X: Tell me, and if I get a minette, will it mean that I have lost my virginity?

Y: No, and what then?

X: - Fuck, then I am a virgin...

Y: How old are you?

X – 12

Y: And what about you? Mines are done?? to

X: No, and what is it?

I will go and wash the apple and eat it.
xxx: the apple
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You can drink water if you know what I am talking about.

The Doctor of Biological Sciences in Painting tells the story of the battle of two ants.
I attack the enemy, I need help.
DL: You would write epic scenarios... F. Bondarchuk will film it, and Bezrukov will play the main role (for example, a sad disabled ants with a bitten ass). If you still invite Stas Mikhailov to sing chord songs, then the aunts will start crying in two quarters from the cinema.

The company "Apple" on Tuesday, September 9, hosts an annual event, at which will present its new iPhone6 development.
So what am I about...? Oh, on September 9, all iPhone5 owners will become miserable, with which I congratulate you all! and ))

The traitors of the homeland tried to accumulate pensions, but the brave minister Topilin defended our poor old age.

He crossed the road in the wrong place, shot down... the driver’s fault! It is responsibility!
He ran away, stumbled on the bench... the blame bench! She stood there!

A reasonable man is not always a reasonable man... Homo sapiens is the ability to think, but not always the ability to think.

But everything about the surrounding SSP world, the inhabitants of SSP are very little interested. The fact.
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Because it is more interesting for them to equip their own country and their city, district, neighborhood, parade. In Russia, everyone knows how to settle any international conflict, but in the parade they have a slate, on the balcony a warehouse of rotten skies and old tires, and to cheat and steal - synonyms of the words "honour" and "worthiness". Take care of your country, learn not to mess where you live. The more people are interested in what surrounds them, the cleaner and richer their own country. Beyond the border, we can do without you. Wash the clothes at work first.