News burning with napalm
xxx: just from the headlines - "The Earth is rapidly approaching unknown what"

When you have brought a country rich in oil, gas, diamonds, forest to food cards in 17 years, always blame the European media.

>>> The problem of the fisherman who stunned the fish

What are you breaking, my red horse,
You lowered your neck.
You do not shake the gray,
Do you bite yours? Did he?

<Angelofnet> <reads terrifying stories about whole baskets of unmatched socks>...
<Angelofnet> <thinkingly> You can’t cope with socks – switch to socks.
<harm))> Colots also disappear ah yeah
<Angelofnet> harmful)): They disappear. In a couple, not alone. So they are not afraid.

What did he?
I watched the movie Revenge.
Is it the life of the palaces?

My boss was close to 60. He asked me to attach a printer to his laptop. I pull the cursor with the mouse...And then the boss noticed how? Can a mouse work without a carpet?
He himself drove the cursor to the desired point and regretted Enter.

My grandfather on the front in the moonlight of a cold autumn with a partner overnight from four broken cars collected two with a minimum of tools. Another time, in the sixth two days, the bridge was held by two German tanks and a hideous cloud of Hanzev. Now at his 94 he remembers all the countries, rivers, many poems.
During the war, my grandmother planted 50 hundred potatoes with one spade and sprayed the seed to a cow. She was 15 years old.
They do not know how to use a computer at all!

So many discussions about what to do with the leaves for the Greek salad - tear or cut. In Crete specifically planned to see in what form the Greeks put the green salad, it turned out - in no one.

This is our summer:
Dressed in shirt and valley,
Lack of sunlight.
It was warmer than in January.

to this:

Beer and vodka diet.
All morning cups and tea are unsweetened.
A day without lunch.
In the evening, 0.5 vodka + 1.5 beer with "light snacks" such as fermented cabbage.
I lost 3 kg!

Three pounds? It was the liver, confess!

In fact, the liver is increasing. So that was the brain.

I came home an hour ago, and there was a mess and dishes unwashed.
YYY: You’re talking like you’re being invaded by Gypsies.
Yyy: Triple the mess and did not wash the dishes
And the horse is not in the room. Probably quite

by OUGUZ:
My friends. by decrease.
The first mother, father.
2 the cat.
3 the brother.
4 other relatives.
5 other cats.
6 Other people

Palomino: If you know what and where it is before the shops - you will stop buying anything =)
I personally saw a long time ago, as the comrade loaded out a round bread from the car, crushed one, half the street followed him, ripped off with a dirty mashed gloves, which the podi in his own car and forged, put on the counter back and quietly handed over to the store.

Vail: the column failed

and AAA:
Today, I take a look at the theory of probability. The story of a fisherman who caught a fish in three different places and caught something there. The student asked what it means to "smile", I am still impressed.

The BBB:
This is better than if she had been familiar with the works of the same Sorokin and did not ask.

xxx: Porn site RedTube became the new general sponsor of the club "Washington Square" from Brooklyn
yyy: our football team also instead of playing some porn show, we are waiting for a brazzer in sponsors?
zzz: I think that genre that shows our broken, for brazers - overcrowding

From the discussion of RT:
The leader is just super)
“The agent of the Kremlin must first be beautiful, smart and insidious... It’s not the Pentagon where they are burying their employees at night at the cemetery.

In the English city of Swindon, police officer Steve Hutton tried to stop a suspicious car for excess speed. The driver came out of the car and ran away.

Hutton, who pursued him, cried out that he had a dog, and to convince himself.

This caused the frightened fugitive to get confused, and he stopped. Using the moment, the police caught him.

The windows should be adjusted over time. This is due to their weight, especially the door.
40 – How many legs do you have? Two, especially the right.

"Yandex is a fungus. You go into the forest, found a fungus, showed on the camera - the app shows whether the fungus is edible or not.

And if the app because of the 0.3 megapixel camera confused the podosinoyik and the pale pohanka, then who will respond?

Actors in Soviet films are playing better every year.

During the stagnation, he worked as an electrician in the factory. In the workshop people with humor, almost every day something will come up (closed factory, harmful production, work volumes are small, a lot of free time).
We had an electrician Nikitich, already at the age (that was what I thought then), very much wanted to become a master. The man vanity, got to the energy of the office – appoint me I.O. The Master! And so several times. His candidacy was rejected, but the whole workshop learned about his wish, and our joke-workers, the electricists, took up the matter. First, intentionally attached to Nikitich the nickname - "IO". Nikitich was terribly offended, quarreled with Matt. Then the inscriptions "IO" began to appear in various localized places of the workshop. Everyone was rotting, and the evil Nikitich ran around the shop and scattered or painted these inscriptions. Here is the culmination:
Near the workshop in the center of the square is a smoking bedroom with bars and a hole for smokers. From the door of the workshop to the smoker between the trees is laid a sandy path with sidewalks of about 70x70 cm. In the morning, 10-15 people are going to smoke, talk.
I go out of the shop to smoke, from the pavilion - laughter, reason for laughter: on each pavilion tiles to the pavilion itself paint is written - "IO". I join the company, everyone laughs, waiting for Nikitich to come out. Finally, Nikitich comes out of the shop (an explosion of laughter), sees the inscriptions, tries to wipe with his shoe (an explosion of laughter), moves his lips (laughter), lights his face and runs back to the shop (laughter, discussion of options). He runs out of the shop with a break (laughter), tries to squeeze the inscription from the nearest plate - it doesn't work (laughter), again lights the face, squeezes the plate with a break and turns (pause, explosion, people roll on the shops and in the grass): on the rear side of the plate the inscription - "IO". Nikitich turns the next plate – “IO”. The people with the whisper are scattered by the scourge.
The night shift signed all the plates on both sides.