How is your first day at a new job?
Sometimes somewhere like this:
- Show this disc, or because of the price cannot be seen and... how much it costs?
Is it really an MP3, or is there a lot of songs on it?
- Here are these discs with games for 60 rubles and collections of films 10in1 exactly licensed?
I have a Samsung computer, will this game work on it?
- The game writes "enter the protection key printed on the disk", where to look for it?
If the game is recorded on DVD, can I play it on a DVD player?
- Yes, they have rattled, everywhere in the demands of Pentium, and these Gandons have sold Atlon, what now, to throw it away?
First person shooter is when you are shot in the screen.
Can you tell me where to get a license window at a pirate price?
I would say it right away - they grabbed my mosque, and then licked the walls of the skull box!

> Yesterday I watched a great movie. The Japanese. Art is fucking.

< Knowing you, I suppose that Tetyva is a heroine name.

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People, please bring it to the top, I worked in this organization..It's just nonsense, it's worth putting their line.

Developers, do somebody count back the start of the BAC for the side panel of windows... lazy that page to open.

Bring to top PLZ

XXX is
Not just... no love... well I was disappointed... and sex without b... all of it just want... in the real sense of the word...

YYYY
Sometimes I love some girls.

XXX is
Who are some?

YYYY
Today is the second time you have no love.

YYYY
It is very similar to the first.

YYYY
She lived with her young man at the age of 14. I don’t think you’ve been in the girls too long. She slept with a girlfriend. You are bisexual. You and all-sado group of ideas. and she has a love for passive roles and scenes in the style of 11 minutes

YYYY
So here.

YYYY
Do you still hope for love? She comes to the dudes who look into the sky with big eyes and get red when they say sex.

My mother’s story:
We went to Greece. A bunch of men wandered through the water with sacks, caught fish, for a day they caught nothing, only enviously looked at the girl, who with joyful cries: "Ura! I have 25 fish!" I catch a fish with my hands. As it turned out, she held the bread in her hands, the fish floated, she caught it.

Women’s cowardice knows no boundaries... (Doky)

The real hamster is a large animal.
YYY: Did you not play with them as a child in the "launch of a ballistic missile from a underground mine"?
XXX: How is it?
yyy: in the hamster hole you pour 2-3 spots of carbide, pour water and after a while you throw a light bulb... in the radius of 6 of the nuts on a beautiful bow, hamsters fly out and fly in different directions :-)))))
xxx: :)))))))) I didn’t think about it :)

<DiverNix> Sitting with Vitey at my house, the plan to enslave Mac with new music was fulfilled, and he decided to drop. The door is closed and I am resting.
<DiverNix> A few minutes later, a message of the type "YouTube! "I go back and I, don't be a fool, take the flash from the notebook and look at it from the balcony. He slips and smiles so cleverly:
<DiverNix>
Throw it here!
Are you ready to break four gigs of asphalt?
I want to get up!
Stay there, it will be done :)
Will you go down?
<DiverNix> He did not assume that I did not push down, but get two five-meter usb extenders out of the sludge, plug them together and drop the flash at the end :) A man from the window in front of him swung up with a cigarette :)

Damn, there is little space on the screw... You have to find a girl and scratch porn.

The article:
Beam Robots: Interview with Mark Tilden
To the question: "And what do you think of such a terrifying aspect of the problem, like the creation of machine-like things? For example, as in the movie "Terminator", where machines fight people, he replied:
Believe me, no matter how intelligent we make our machines, we don’t have to worry that our toaster, for example, makes plans against us. If, of course, this is not the creation of Microsoft"

and all. Everyone has a Firefox search for Yandex. Your mission is over, fly back, fucking aliens!! to

What would you think of finding in the folder "My Documents" on the working computer of a very serious person in the sub folder "Science" a file with the name "Science.ppt"? :D

That this was a presentation, was clear immediately, but what? and :)

It was about WinCC... :(

I work as an admin, there are no windows on the server. Connected to the video surveillance server and there on the external cameras flashes and points like in the stalker when you enter the radiation. My heart broke furiously. I ran out on the street and it was rainy!

nihil - the revelation of a familiar proverb: "A dead gastarbayter in the foundation fits much better than in the reporting."

Partoss: two blondes are sitting on the stairs, smoking, each of them holds a cigarette in one hand of the interlocutor and let each other at the same time stretch. "what do you do?"-I ask, the answer broke me: "We have nail painted, we can’t hold cigarettes"

My colleague, an avid cyclist, seriously injured his leg. He tried to circumvent a guy at high speed and failed to handle the control. To all the questions “what happened” he replied unambiguously: “The guy went around.” The following dialogue took place between 20 participants:

What happened?
The boy went around.
Did the unemployed get caught?

aJah ‎(17:12):
They want to remove me.
Mr Duke ‎(17:14):
Have you heard of me by chance?? to
aJah ‎(17:15)
They are silent, like you are there by rumors.
Mr Duke is:
I want to knock them on the table.
Mr Duke is:
Are you with me?
AJAH :
Yes the leader!
Mr Duke is:
Will we knock together or each of us?? to

I talk to a friend on Skype. I wanted a coffee and not to interrupt the conversation I take a notebook and go to the kitchen. My wife, when I pass by her with a note and continue to talk, gives
The cell phone!! to

A child of 1.5 years was brought to the party. They sit at the table, try to snoop, eat and that and that. The child carefully takes food in his hands (a long orange, a piece of apple), puts it in his mouth, closes it and, not chewing or swallowing, confusedly looks at others. I show with all my strength how to chew. The child looks at me carefully, for a long time, then pulls food out of his mouth and compassionately stretches me :)

This is when New Folder (42) is on the desktop.