If a woman is surrounded by a crowd of men, it means that no one needs her.

c) Peterburger

Friday evening, I come home, I get out of the car, I suck the GPS navigator in the

The pocket was left in the car...

I go into the entrance, with the drunken youth I get into the elevator.

The guys discuss something fun, press the button, the elevator closes and

It touches me, it notices me:

What floor do you have?

And in response from the inside of my jacket GPS electronic voice and reports:

Communication with satellites is lost.



The guys trembled for a moment.

I borrowed money from a friend for plastic surgery, now I can't find it.

(The Kurman)

She: How do you think a girl can be a good friend for...approximately 5 guys in the same company?

On the turn? Or... a group?

<BATMEN> by orth some movie about programmers-children-debils
<BATMEN> they are already what series in cmd programming
<BATMEN> "bessic and fortran" - one oret
<quarter> ))
<BATMEN> other orets, "yes no, rare cooler"

*Announcement of acceptance as network administrator of one of the Peter’s providers*

Position: Network Administrator
Gender: male
Employment: Full-time
The Requirements:
Experience with local Ethernet networks
Absence of fear of electricity
- Precautionary

<x> please help me!
<ash2k> what is it?
<x> I need to host a website where to download it???? to
<ash2k> what is it?
<x> website
<x> I have already jumped the forum
<x> and set up!

LenIVEc _ (16:58:35 2/07/2008)
Oh you, what a beauty! Is this a photo of your doctor?

Meryk (16:59:18 2/07/2008)
No..)) I was born in March..)) We still have swarms then usually lie, or even melt.))))

Last year, it was my brother’s wedding.

LenIVEc _ (16:59:40 2/07/2008)
Have you been a witness?

Meryk (17:00:14 2/07/2008)
I was the happiest person: the sister who got rid of my brother legally. ?

by bug:
Last night I saw a real blonde living in the bill. Taking the kefir saw that the late put instead, the slave blonde took it - decided to tell the type do not take, the late. She looked so respectfully and then she walked around and watched what I took ;-))) Stalo was fun going for the cranches and gry "and these cranches are harmful" and after the pause "but very delicious". Everything is pizza, I went to the box and it hanged near the crane :-)))

kukolka: I made a layout for 10 yuan and a manicure here!! to
Peyton: You can easily make Britney Spears for 300 r.
You can make me Madonna. Whatever you want.
You just need to know Chinese.
kukolka: and my fingers are enough to explain that I want straight hair and painted nails.
These are easy movements.
To paint your nails.
I will teach you later.
Peyton: go better to the sport store buy skies
Peyton: The evening may be interesting ?

We are now having sex while my husband’s chito is running! Oh, his call, his call, suddenly as he screams, I press on the loading and run, I look and the truth runs. The speed is small ;)

From the dispute on the car forum "BMW M3 vs Mazda MPS"



Manzhos: Fathers, I haven’t yet understood who’s the worst? ?



Griffin: It will be decided. But even in a situation where Stasian is smaller, he will tell that if the sun is at an angle of 63 degrees, then the falling shadow of his writing will be 4 cm longer than the opponent, although the line and showed the opposite.

This is the harsh reality:

She is:
Have you ever had a girlfriend?? to
I am :
NOA
She is:
deceived
I am :
No canvases
She is:
I never believed that in 26 years.
I am :
Never, I am a virgin, I don’t even know how you have it all arranged.
She is:
She probably has strong hands then, thirteen years of shaking.
I am :
Why did you get 13?
She is:
Has the transition age started at 20? You are not a full guy.
I am :
Absolutely, I whisper girls like fire, they offend me
I am :
And I know nothing.
She is:
You may be a programmer.

ShadyLady
WOW kill me!

Spoke
He took the tail from the shelf and struck Yulia.

Spoke
Is it easier?

ShadyLady
No is. and. and. and :-(

Spoke
Dirty over the corpse.

Spoke
and so?

xxx: p the ball
Where are the other three stars?! to
xxx: about l

Stirling (00:20:38 6/07/2008)
What does your nick mean?

Crimson Sky (00:20:47 6/07/2008)
The color of blood

Crimson Sky (00:20:59 6/07/2008)
and yours?

Yes, I am an adult man. I love the cartoons! I love, for example, anime with large-eyed and large-breasted naked purple-haired beauties, which catas rub people/upyers/robots onto a small vinegret, and then out of the killed spills 50 liters of blood from each (even from robots). And then these beauties are given in a variety of poses to their school teachers, who during sex grow out of their fingers member-like fingers, with which these teachers naturalize these beauties.)
Then these girls meet their beauties, fall in love, for 50 series is the love of carrots and soppy with sugar, intersecting jewelry tentacles and a hard split.Multics, where all the heroes are dressed up in costumes, which invented some superintelligence, obtained by crossing Yudashkin, Zaitsev and Paris Hilton - everything looks colorful, dressed, Gypsy. At the end of the essay all the villains in the most unexpected way are placed on a call and the main character without a tenacle with a twisted hand kisses the main heroine with green hair (repainted), the wind blows, the camera leaves. While titles go and j-pop music sounds fun, the main characters fucking fuck.

I like those kinds of stuff.)

The attention! A new super mega BAGA opened in Basha!

Your actions to observe this in action...
1st Press the Shift key.
2nd The left mouse button clicks on the plus in the quote.
Three Then we press Enter!

by PS. If it didn’t work, try it later.

YYY: Never to ever!!! Never sneeze when standing in the toilet and writing.

thirteen (20:41:55 3/07/2008)
Haishnik trainee receives 2000r per month... Haishnjeg from the year of service 6000r... There are 4000 people in line for the device at GAI.

but commentary pls)