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[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52292
 24.08.2011
I came home from the village and found that my photocopy was not there! His sister took him to Turkey.
At first, I thought about what phrases it would be subtly, but heavily, but then, turning in my hands a flash of the photo that I took with me to the village, I decided: "Let her rest and do not deny herself anything. Good luck with 20 photos! and "

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52291
 24.08.2011
News from 3dnews
The LG Optimus Black is on sale.

[ + 53 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52290
 24.08.2011
Inna: You don't know what they call a person who is not sure of anything and likes to contradict himself and argue with himself, taking different points of view.
Inna is a fool?
Jaguar Violence: This man is called a girl

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52289
 24.08.2011
minightmart (21:07:21 23/08/2011)
I am afraid of my neighbors from above.
minightmart (21:07:26 23/08/2011)
I am in need.
minightmart (21:07:28 23/08/2011)
I hear
minightmart (21:07:36 23/08/2011)
From above comes the
minightmart (21:07:43 23/08/2011)
The horse...
minightmart (21:07:48 23/08/2011)
The horse...
minightmart (21:08:05 23/08/2011)
- KOBILA YOBTJUJMAT...and then some deaf strikes o_o

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52288
 24.08.2011
Space: I remember having caught a car last night. Next to the driver was (as I understood) Mr. Her wife drank a beer and called her friend with the text: “What are you doing?” We are running"
At the crossroads, he threw a package of sweaters out of the window. I told her not to waste. She replied, “You have not been asked.”
I: "I will open the door and run away with the money".
They kept quiet and kept clean.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52287
 24.08.2011
Shed a valerian on the carpet - the cat has the second day of TAGIIIL! >_<

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52286
 24.08.2011
We have similar buses in Leningrad only with miners. They go to mines and houses. They can be distinguished after the change by the characteristically painted eyes. So coal dust is filled, and it seems to be deceived. In one of the buses, a mother and her daughter were injured. Looking around the men in the bus, she sees that everyone's eyes are painted, she goes out of the bus with the words - let's go daughter, another bus we'll look for, here some kids are going.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52285
 24.08.2011
XXX is
The rf already exists.
YYYY
This is the site of united Russia.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №52284
 24.08.2011
AA_dry: Why is the addict so called? He is a circular!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №52283
 24.08.2011
Commentary on the news that AutoVAZ plans to create a Formula 1 team

We will have our own Formula 1. Blackjack and prostitutes. Instead of pilots and pilots.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52282
 24.08.2011
Review of the game Wolfteam
xxx: Everyone wanted to pour, but I watched the video and......... did not.)
yyy: Everyone wanted to download, but I watched the video... and didn’t =DD
zzz:All wanted to see the video but saw the pictures and.... did not become :DDD
ttt:I wanted to see the pictures but read the descriptions and didn’t get XD
fff: I once read about it in a magazine, I wanted to see it all, and here are the videos and pictures like this:
Of course, it wasn’t XD
PPP:Thought to write shit in reviews, and then saw your reviews... and didn’t stop.=))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52281
 24.08.2011
Which phrase would you like to hear at the end of your life?
A. K: Sounded by the version of Coconut-Bambey!

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52280
 24.08.2011
"Moscow"
I shrink:

Prices in Moscow are also not mushosranic. They are tired of talking about Moscow salaries.

Come to Ufa, prices like in Moscow, salary below 5 times
Let’s see how you chew.

[ + 68 - ] [34 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52279
 24.08.2011
Also penetrated.
If the magical power of Bora exists, let it bring it back to me!
I love you very much, come back soon, I look forward to it!
All of them... that’s in the script. Respect and respect, bla bla bla.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №52278
 24.08.2011
She handed her luggage:
Kronstadt, Peterhof and Hermitage
Sunsets and marine facades.
The wicked zoos,
House houses, communal houses
The Maritime Lighthouse,
The second scene for Marianne.
A large arena for football.
The water, the fountain, the wolf.
A billionaire boy.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52277
 24.08.2011
The easiest way to get your message read carefully, taking into account every word and phrase, is to call yourself smart or literate. Everyone will immediately start checking the spelling and punctuation, and at the same time the style, to explain to you that you are stupid.

[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52276
 24.08.2011
I go with my son in the car. The 10-year-old son is actively interested in the causal and consequences of world order. This time I decided to look at what is called the root of the problem:
How did Adam and Eve appear?

I begin a long speech, the essence of which is known to all: God blinded Adam from a piece of clay, then took Adam’s rib and created Eve from it...On the back seat, where the son sits, there is silence and intense work of thought. And then his surprised voice:
From the rib? Could he not have his brain?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52275
 24.08.2011
Have you ever been afraid of losing me?
of course. Once we went on the bus, I stood behind, and you got the money to travel.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52274
 24.08.2011
> The stolen wifi is not viewed in settings.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52273
 24.08.2011
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