They invited a childhood friend and their four-year-old daughter came with them. The girl brought an old hamster to "Homa’s grass". The hamster will not have time to enjoy freedom, as the corshun fell from the sky and took it away. The girl in rev. The parents try to calm her, say sorry for Hom and all that... And the girl is like this, crying through:
No wonder, he would have died soon. My grandfather and I had a funeral on Thursday.

There is no doubt that Android is eating a lot. Three hours a day on charge. I spend so much time in the kitchen. I immediately cling to him. Whatever it is, company. I often say machinewise:
Go to Havana, my friend!

90% of signatures filed against the renovation program in Moscow are invalid.
In fact, that’s all you need to know about making decisions in this country :)

To the shit about pension contributions and varied salaries.

Rules are set by the state. Wonder why the state did not establish the simplest rule: the employer gives the employee the agreed salary, the employee himself lists all taxes, fees and salary contributions? It would seem: the problem of "grey" is solved, it is unprofitable for the employer to underestimate - this is his expenses; who has not listed contributions - the fool himself and reduced his pension.

Answer: After a person received a salary and the state stood up with the demand of the majority - a person ceases to whisper about the chamber-director and begins to be very actively interested in where such a breakthrough to the state. And if all these amounts are shaken from the director - he, of course, will hide and minimize part, but will direct dissatisfaction to himself, not to the state.

They usually think and feel in different places.

The money is scarce, and the kids ask for ice cream. Okay, I’ll buy one brick, it’ll be divided into two.
At home, my husband is watching me break my shopping bag.
This is a good ice cream, I like it. You bought one, right? And the children?! to

Putin came to the guess, and she said to him:
You only have one more summer to be president, and then you will not be re-elected.
“There will be no more summer,” Putin said.

I was talking to a girl who decided to search for her happiness on a dating site. It complains:

xxx: I'm writing some unsuspecting)) I think maybe I'm too

yyy: This is the zoo there) Excellent on such sites)

I agree with you.....) how people get married and get acquainted on sites) I think it’s not real.

yyy: Funny that first wrote "to get married", and then already "to get acquainted") Very indicative, because often this is the case: a girl stumbles a guy in the ZAGS, and then it turns out that he goes to the woods with friends every weekend - training rollers or strike games) And it doesn't please her! But she was so focused on marriage that she forgot to meet her future husband properly.

> under the threat of a gun demanded a shaurma

But they had only a shovel, and they even refused to go to Moscow under a gun.

Encountered the list of school teams "What Where When" (about a thousand), ran through the gaze - fireworks of deceit. I felt the same feeling when I read the list of clans in Skyford. Enjoy it :
The Unbelievable Adventures of Rahmaninov in Ashgabat, Copies of King Solomon, Tsar's Uchanka, Hegelmeister Bražnik, Papin-Sibirjak, Sauron on Niva, Ivan the Terrible, Shproty of Schrödinger, How I Met Your Mother, Tinnitus, Mantu's Thunder, Steel Cushion, Space First Beast, Petarda Sevistrunna, Yozik in the Nebula, Sevillan Hangover, Stalin's Sealed Blinds, Galactic Landscapes, End of Horse, Freud's Cushion, Command Combinate Combinate, A-Stades, Canary Chapel, The Last Day of Vineyard, Pure Potatoes, Into the Face, Absolute Moabinoid Eggs

Jennie Hall
This is the difference of generations. A young girl in her 20s asked me how I feel about BDSM novels.
I don’t know what BDSM is. It is very similar to VLXM. I feel very negative to him, I replied.
What is VLXM? The girl asked.

The stars celebrated the birthday of Alexander Pushkin by reading his poems.

Pushkin was upset and invited everyone to a personal meeting.

I live in Rwanda. Here I got the most adulterous article in one local magazine "What in the behavior of foreigners seems strange to the Rwandan". The author conducted a survey among the indigenous population and brought to the judgment of the reader the main points. What are the characteristics of representatives of foreign powers?

1st They ask too many questions. Politics, history, culture and so on. The Russians find this unacceptable.

2nd They dress carelessly. They rarely change clothes and shoes. They allow themselves to defile in a cheap costume. You have to dress so that no one thinks you are a miser, even if you are a miser – this is what the citizens of Rwanda see.

Three They eat and drink on the street. Do not feed the musung with bread, let the bull flow right on the street. Unknowingly, it is uncultural to eat at the table.

4 is Feelings on the street. They kiss and embrace. How can I? All tenderness is at home.

5 is Protecting the rights of homosexuals. Europeans love to prove that same-sex relationships are a normal thing. Who can and normal, and contrary to the Rwanda system of values. Let them say thank you that it is not in Uganda. They are still in prison for these excesses.

What conclusion can we draw? When you are in shorts, chewing your friend with one hand of non-traditional orientation, and the other hand compressing a sandwich, asking a Rwandan about the colonial past, he feels personal hostility to you, so that he can not eat. Respect the laws and customs of the host country.

"Children poisoned with sweets "Angry Bees", found them on the street".

This is congenital, Kiss. Pick up the garbage and eat it. There are no words.

Sitting his son is watching the site "Rescue egue" prepares for physics, after an hour of trials and mistakes declares:
-I have the feeling that we are studying different physics.Somebody would make a constructive proposal for the exam to issue the same substances under which these tasks were made.

xxx:Gyges, since the advertisement has seen fun, a company some rooftops industrializes. Like a telephone directory,
Fire on the roof - 01
The Roof - 02
The Roof - 03
I need a roof - company phone
I liked it :)
I would change the second and fourth rows by places, leaving the phones in place ;)

XY: How many I’ve seen those TZs! Every time the same thing. A, yeah, here I forgot to write about it, but you do it again. "Normal TZ can only be a bit of a scrap - like two lesbians who know how to bring pleasure to each other.

The husband took the senior for the weekend to the country - to work to train.
He ordered him a half of a bed with an onion, and gave instructions: “Remove everything except the onion!”
Vanechka took the indication literally and pulled out the shrub of chickpeas that grew at the beginning of the bed.
"But this is not the luke!", - Vanya justified afterwards.
The programmer is growing.

Imagine a conference to analyze and predict the outcome of throwing play bones. Where everyone with a serious look advances their theories, based on the weather forecast, the lunar calendar and the behavior of the polar gagara during the marriage period.
This is how I see Forex.

XXX: I was recommended a series here. Well, I just got enough for 152 series!