My relatives came from Tyumen, they were not with us for 15 years. When they were last, I was 6 years old and walked under the table. So, brought me a toy machine and a kidney surprise as a gift.

“Great trips are overshadowed by small dream interpreters.”

The real story. My acquaintance Lena married in Korea. and immediately started

Teach your husband Russian. In Korea, it is common to cheat with words.

"Combe" what does it mean to drink!! Or for health! Lena decided to stick.

and explained that in Russia the usual toast ""fuck!!! Naturally as a man.

All the Koreans acted responsibly and remembered this word... and he worked in the

A managing director decided to send him to China.

As a wedding gift, so that you don’t get bored.

I decided to go with my wife to China for a celebration.

At the opening of the office, a solemn dinner was held.

Russian partners were also invited.

The hero speaks a long speech. He raises a glass of champagne.

Addressing his Russian partners in pure Russian, he said:

Dear friends! And now fucking!!! to

The rush was incredible!! The Russians couldn’t get back from laughter.

40 minutes of time!! to

Not my own, from KVN.

Writer Volkov distorted the plot “The Wizard of the Emerald City”. in itself

The case Ellie first got to the mac field and only then met.

The speaking lion, the living horror, and the iron wool.

Any reminder of the crisis evokes in my memory an old Soviet-Deputy joke: Brezhnev tells Reagan the history of the USSR civil war, collectivization, industrialization, VOV, corn... Reagan, after listening carefully, asks: “And you haven’t tried them?”

P.S Children, if you do not know the surnames of Brejni and Reagan, as well as the word "dust", you should not put a minus quote or pretend to have understood. Just forget

Down the pattern! Learn as you should:

I went to the theatre yesterday. A man comes out and says, “A revisor is coming to us!” The curtain.

Oil painting: Sunflower, Van Gogh

Yesterday I was sitting all day at the reporting job. I thought a lot.

Yesterday my wife cut on the onion in the kitchen. I am crying.

Yesterday, the horse brought an unattended horse. He says: "Where to put it?". And wild roast on the whole stall.

One day, a bandit runs into the bank, drops a gun on us and says, “This is a robbery!” Then the bed.

Yesterday on TV showed the leader of the laughing panorama lying on the beach. Peterson is resting.

Where do people send funny quotes?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he is so boring that even in the list of money expenditures he has a count "for spending" >__<

xxx: I was so lame... you don’t even imagine... I was at a friend, they celebrated Saturday and they didn’t see each other for a long time... in general they drank.... and I was given a friend to fix the laptop, well, her husband should be in the evening to come to me - to pick up the notebook. Here he calls the guy came, well, I say that I will go out to him and go for the note... I go out on the wizz... I see his car... she comes in to me, I sit down... I look at the driver, and I see a stranger... he says to me.
Who are you?
I him
I say... I think I’m muddy and mistaken with the car.
He rides sitting.
- I, he says, came home and wrapped up in the courtyard, and you sat in the car to me for no reason.
I say...
I am sorry, but it happens.)

Well, we’ve got a picture of the porch like an adequate person turned out to be.)))

I agree that the last new year was full of papers, all these extra tickets, a bunch of unknown people and when D. Ponomarev (president of the company Mera) says, pointing to the crazy guy whose friends carry on their hands: "This to be fired." And he replies to him, "And you will dismiss me, I do not work in Mary."

Now I look out the window, and at the crossroads on the diagonal is a trolleybus! Just standing from one corner to the other, long such, on all sides of the traffic jams.
But the joke is not that. It’s a joke that the trolley buses don’t go here!! to
PSP, where did it come from?

Riddled with his grandfather in the servette, took an ancient aluminium spoonful on which it was scratched: Look for the fox meat.

......
YYYY
Because of this consumer relationship, all men think that we just need money.
XXX is
Aha
XXX is
Listen...and if by analogy...maybe they don’t need electric sex?

— — —
I slept...

Pashko
You are read...
set
Neda is curious and overwhelmed.

My grandmother bought a TV, she didn’t like it.
YYY: I want to!
XXX: the vase is not put on it, and if the wipes are covered, the half-screen is not visible

<лось> why is the speed of the race so small?? to
<pant> loose: you will jump slowly

XXX: With the First Snow (in Moscow)
I thank you (Peter)
ZZZ: Go to Joppa (Magadan)

It is said that the real man’s member should bend to the left. This goes back to ancient times, when the hunters during hunting held a spear in the right hand, and in the left - a member, so as not to interfere and not confuse under their feet.

I don't know who believes in whom, but there is something in a washing machine in every way that eats one socks for using a machine!!! to

Russia is a country of contrasts. Yes, and the contrast in it was twisted to the maximum.

Why did Putin put Khodorkovsky in jail and Medvedev in the Kremlin?

The Armenian Radio:

Medvedev is fighting corruption.

So Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption?

The Armenian Radio:

Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption.