to this:

Marius: I sit at the airport
Marius: The plane is right
All plans are shit.

This is a classic hockey!
7-7 to 5 slides

This country can’t live normally: at first all the hard "where is the real Russian winter?", and then they attribute "why is it so cold?"...

I have a cat, my mom has a cat. My brother also has a cat. During the summer, my grandmother lives in the village. Do you understand what I am for?
Will this be the world’s first cat DDoS attack?
xxx: =D and

XX: When someone famous dies, television shows about him, films with his participation. I respect the celebrities, but it stresses: on all channels the week is the same...
and UGU. So I want to wish Petrosyan and Kirkorov long years of life :)
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And when will Lena Berkova die with her participation in the movies on the first channel? % of

to the public (15:52:16 14/12/2009)
I didn’t know you had a cat.

to the public (15:52:26 14/12/2009)
The photo arrived!

DAY (15:58:10 14/12/2009)
I had a wonderful photo.
Our cat for nothing that the nobility is extremely lazy in going to the toilet on a large.
He tries to walk in the presence of his wife (to immediately clean up) and one time joked on the visa.
He started by standing on his back legs - he leaned in front to the bathroom. Then he started raising one back leg. In the end, I stumbled to fuck holding my foreheads over the edge of the bathroom and STOP holding the handle of the dishwasher!!! to
The spectacle was another...

to the public (15:59:02 14/12/2009)
and ROFL

HHH
I do not get up.
WOWU
Well, you have to get up, try putting it in the refrigerator.
HHH
He won’t get up because of that.
WOWU
Why do I get up and you don’t? Are the eggs special?

The conversation was about the cream bison, which did not rise

With Google:

Eikka: If you saw your boyfriend growing hemp in the kitchen, what would you say?
I would really be upset about having a boyfriend!

Customer: I am exactly interested to disappear at 12, you have no problems?
Technical Support: There is
Client: Well, Lena, or I already felt like a peach.

<Oleg> and
<Kreuzritter> go out!
<Kreuzritter> without you it's annoying
<Oleg> Chico?
<Kreuzritter> we had a ice beat yesterday with the bath was
<Oleg> O__o
<Kreuzritter> he took the vodka "Russian ice", I brandy "The Teutonic Order".
<Kreuzritter> at first the ice did not withstand ))
<Kreuzritter> and then the Order drowned in the winery

Be careful)) I will follow you)))
OTMOP: I thought so...

My friend and I have a lot of iron money. Arrived in Macau. Ordered for 142 rubles. They dumped a mountain of money on the bench (the fifths were rubles 50, the rest from the coin of 1 ruble to the coin of 1 penny). The man behind the box made round eyes. I counted 10 minutes. And at the end issued the standard maccan phrase: "Thank you for not giving up"

There was evil. Here comes the boss and let the tasks cut, scream and matte. At the end of the speech: "There are questions?!" I am: " There is. Why are you shouting at me?" He said: "And how can we talk to the dwarfs?I: "How can I know, I have never spoken to you with the dwarfs before." Blinked eyes, a hollow jaw, silence in the audience. I slowly turn and quietly crack into the cigarette.
Not even fired.

Forums for teenage girls:
I swallowed the tampon... accidentally... I stumbled with the pen, it poured into my mouth, then I remembered that the ink spots were removed with petroleum. I took it from my dad in the garage, poured it into my mouth... the stain disappeared and the petroleum remained, then I poured sunflower oil, but it became a sludge disgusting... then I remembered that the tampons sucked out moisture and took it from dad one he always keeps them! I put him in my mouth, and then my brother called me, I was scared and swallowed. He pulled the thread and he didn’t. Will I die young and beautiful?? to

X: According to one of the concepts, a person before birth is shown his life and the soul decides to be born or not.
Y: My soul was drunk if I agreed.

When will I be a normal grandmother? I visited the boy. He is looking for my shoes. He asks, “What size do you have?” and I : "the second, probably"...

I go, beautiful, to a friend, I pick up a homeopath. The electrician runs in, thinking I’m with my key and trying to get in. But seeing that I am also waiting for an answer, he pronounces comprehensively: "A-a, you are also on the challenge..." I’m up and down))

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