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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74574
 19.12.2012
The bedroom area, I go from the subway.
I am passing by two men, purely ordinary inhabitants of the sleeping area, with pimples under my feet and a drunkard in my voice.
discussing a subject. The following phrase filled me with joy and pride for my native St. Petersburg, the cultural capital, for the rest of the evening:
“I am, he is, forgive me for the expression, "foolish"!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74573
 19.12.2012
XX: Plácido Domingo and José Correras sing in the Moscow Temple of Christ the Savior.
XX: Interestingly, will they then be given conditionally, in connection with world fame?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №74572
 19.12.2012
Geneticists will create a New Year's tree that shines in the dark
British geneticists are about to transplant the genes of fluorescent meduses and lightheads to the tree. This will allow the tail to emit green light.

XXX: And after the New Year, will she go to the washing itself, or will she have to carry, beating away from her burning chopsticks?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №74571
 19.12.2012
A friend argued with his wife and went overnight to his shop. At 4 p.m. the phone rings:
Do you need a guard?
No need, there is no alarm.
At the end of the silence, he says:
Are you doing the hernia there?

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74570
 19.12.2012
ADDskey: We have a new gene. The director and began to teach everyone how to work, although gently speaking, he has little idea of what he is talking about. But a direct fighter for justice, so that everything is according to the law. Well, our labor protection and issued him a referral to the medical commission (especially to the narcologist and psychiatrist), it is said to be placed in such a position once a year, and you just came and the hell knows who you are and what you have ^_^

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №74569
 19.12.2012
Even monsters sleep. Whatever happens at night, close your eyes.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №74568
 19.12.2012
<Fj_> Viktor Olegovich Pelevin should probably stop writing novels that ridicule the Russian reality: the reality does not plunge him.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №74567
 19.12.2012
XXX: You are well oriented, you are visible and warm.
yyy: how you skillfully encrypted "big and thick"

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №74566
 19.12.2012
Karochi dreamed I was doing her a coon Oo. Carrots in order. I broke it first, put it on my bed and put it in a corner to make it more comfortable. That’s what I do and I catch my breasts. This is an epic. I wake up and the pillow is all wet and I hold on to its corners - my breasts.

[ + 48 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74565
 19.12.2012
@nixability
Apparently, most of them have resolved. Let’s now people for "dress-dress" to oppress!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74564
 19.12.2012
Den Stranger: Retro is a concrete gesture.
The Stranger: I found a film of the 70s here
Den Stranger: Digitalization from the movie is natural.
Den Stranger: If you’re honest about quality.
The Stranger: On a black and white picture.
Den Stranger: On the unbrittleness of actors in all sorts of places.
Den Stranger: Killed by the fact that instead of the usual sounds that should accompany this action, they put a fun, deadly regtaim.
In the end, a nightmare action unfolds on the screen, the evil maniac kidnaps defenseless girls, inclining them to the evil.
Den Stranger: You see it like a comedy with Charlie Chaplin.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74563
 19.12.2012
From ZJ, discussion of wearing socks with sandals:

You are sorry, but a man is dressed beautifully if he is wearing both socks and fashionable if, while the socks of the same color!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №74562
 19.12.2012
My brother plays Hitman Absolution. He tries to do everything quietly. But if he is burned by a man... he kills him, and begins to chase others. Exploding everything, killing civilians, while wildly rushing.
When no one is left, he starts with the words: "No, no."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №74561
 19.12.2012
The Hobbit premiere. It is already dark in the room. The body enters with the voice "@father, and where to go?" From the room the answer "To the hurt, clear x@y!"

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74560
 19.12.2012
Provides status on, attention, page of WOMAN:
" A hot water bath. The Penna. No, I’m not cutting the veins. I brush the shit. You will not be able to get it."
I started to doubt her vanity. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74559
 19.12.2012
I have a good size of breasts.
yy: "not bad breast size" is it how? Very cute, the soul of the company? - O O

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №74558
 19.12.2012
Tatiana
What to do if the water froze in the engine, illuminate the plush of the tea?? to
Bear Cube
If the sores in the nose are frozen - this is normal in the presence of a cold and critically low temperatures; if the water in the engine is frozen - this is not normal. There should be no water in the engine at any temperature. Just as abnormal is the absence of the brain in the human head...even the auto-tea.by Coolio:
Tatiana
The absence of a brain is certain.
Bear Cube
Nippon to yourself! Tanya, such a peaceful reaction to my provocation indicates that your brains have little of what is, but it is incomprehensible for male logic to work.
Freezing water in the engine.
Put antifreeze in the cooling system.

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74557
 19.12.2012
Leah: Hi to you! Press Ctrl Alt and shoot down together.
Tagged as: fucking The Idiot! How to go back?
I don’t know, but I can go to you. to find out!
See also: Fuck!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №74556
 19.12.2012
xxx: I have become accustomed to a lot - to sleep in the bus stop, to sleep in a chair or on a party, to sleep 2 hours a day... but to go to take a bath and sleep there all night until morning!!!! It’s even a shit for me.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №74555
 19.12.2012
Bilbo picked up a ring, and three cried out to the whole hall:
Give up the cacao!
I found hemorrhoids on my ass.
and...
Three more films to be made

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