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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №91345
 19.12.2013
JJJ: Jabou duvesny in Voronezh the fourth marathon probably.
BBB: I’m just losing where to start trolling you...
JJ: What You Can See7
BBB: I have finished!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №91344
 19.12.2013
I find myself pretending that I am working I am much more convincing than when I am actually working!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №91343
 19.12.2013
That happened on Friday!!! to
I still have nightmares at night... horror simply.

YYY: What is it?

I cooked peelmen and threw 26 peelmen into the pot.
It was 27!!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91342
 19.12.2013
I smoothly shaved on December 31 went to meet NG, woke up completely alone on someone's country with a sewed battery on the phone, and only a scarf allowed me to establish without mistake that now is January 03..."

You were held in the basement for two years, tested, shaved regularly, and then erased your memory and thrown out!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №91341
 19.12.2013
Written in search "Negro in the foam". At the moment when I pressed the enter, I thought that it was worth adding the "cake", or how will find me interesting.
Google showed me cooking sites. How boring I live.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №91340
 19.12.2013
In Volgograd, the kidnapper is being sought for a box of chocolate candy and bottles of expensive alcohol. In addition to sweets and alcohol, the car disappeared.

Police are trying to establish the identity of the bartender."

The first comment: In a few days, the wreck will be declared drunk, with the proctologist squeezed. of elementary.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №91339
 19.12.2013
Memfis: and then error systems - and you materialize a fiber bag instead of your ass.

Somebody’s going to have your ass in their hands...and that’s a lot worse!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №91338
 19.12.2013
Raf: Social inequality outrages us as long as this inequality is not in our favor

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №91337
 19.12.2013
Families of dead police officers in Moscow will receive apartments.

Prices have risen in Moscow. Now an apartment is worth just one human life.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91336
 19.12.2013
to this
I understood. There are so many interesting films.
How much time to cut the trailer

No is. Just first shoot the trailer, then cut it into pieces and come up with a 2-hour movie. This is like with a diploma, the whole meaning can be expressed in 2 phrases, but the dean requires 30 pages.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №91335
 19.12.2013
The 4pda:

venik55: 300 years not sitting on Apple and not going, wind and andryucha rolls.
The cave people once said that there is no better food than a mammoth.
alesk4: is it not?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №91334
 19.12.2013
The World Swimming Championship will be held at the football stadium.
And the water flows?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №91333
 19.12.2013
I am talking about a two-bedroom apartment.
and greetings. Our apartment is one-room.
Are you an agent?
and no.
Is there a double room in ***, ***, or *** areas?
-Go back to the correspondence above: "Are you an agent? No and no"
No, I am looking for myself.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №91332
 19.12.2013
to this

XX: Always wondered why don’t black parts make matices?
xxx: and then presented how to meet me head Darth Vader

We had a taxi service in the city, the cars were exclusively yellow and there was only one black. Don't believe, the driver of this taxi was a Negro) his name was Nguyen, but all by unclear logic called him Maximka)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91331
 19.12.2013
XX: And the customers gave Rishi a calendar. So pleasant. and :)
XX: It was necessary to go immediately to the managers... And then programmers usually don’t get anything...
YYY : :-)
YYY: Usually managers and the first puzzles get
XX: Well, the puzzles to programmers always come. There are no gifts.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №91330
 19.12.2013
No money - go to the PED. Go to honey, go to honey. Neither these nor those - do in the politics!
— — —
You have no mind - go to the bed, no shame - go to the honey. If you are stupid, go to the Institute of Culture.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №91329
 19.12.2013
It turns out that there are business class toilets on the planes that protect the stewards with health risks.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №91328
 19.12.2013
I looked at her feet. She was upset, red, but did not leave.
And in the head it was: “Take off the shoe from the cable, sc*k@!”and "

Soner

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №91327
 19.12.2013
Wake Up for Foreign Clients

XXX is
Hi, I want to delete files but not delete, can you help me?

YYYY
Unfortunately we can’t help.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №91326
 19.12.2013
to this:
k1b0rg
If you wear a T-shirt. The frightening effect is no worse than weapons (like connecting with a psychic tearing his clothes).

Lubezny
Per, in order to enhance this effect, you can instead of a trunk under a T-shirt pull some rubbing pattern of a hooligan object (for example, a phalloimiter). As long as you pretend to be psychic, it’s all that.

k1b0rg
Not the shirt, but the pants.
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There was also a speed instead of beating in the car to drive a metro pink penis :)
Someone has stunned them. He is going to write:
What were you beaten?
Emma, I’m going to go.

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