Xxx: When I was 14, I had problems with girls, I had never even kissed at that time. And then I come to a friend for a visit, I go to wash my hands, and in the bathroom on the towel dryer hanging women's circular trousers. I have to say that his mommy had a straight very juicy milf, so I did not resist and safely smelled them. A little later, after eating the chips, we go with him to wash his hands, and he suddenly points his finger at the cowards and says (beautifully, again the grandmother puts her cowboys in the front corner to dry). I didn’t smell my trousers after that, as my grandmother whispered.

I took a pregnancy test today.

YYY : Oh! Which question was the most difficult?

You are fucking fuck?

YYY: And what did you answer?

I also decided to teach my wife to play poker. And I told her about the tells, this is a type of involuntary body and face movements to understand that a person is lying, anxious, etc. And she, my smart, in a few nights after the game bought a chip that when I lie, pupils "shoot" down and return to the place. It lasts a fraction of a second, I do it involuntarily and once, I cannot control it. Since then, I can’t lie to my wife in anything, looking in the eyes, and playing poker in mirror glasses.

Good books make you warm, but it’s not a reason to burn them.

A friend and her husband went to dig potatoes, the husband threw off the ground with a spade, and from there the earth mouse jumped out, the little one, furry, the mother of the girlfriend shouted, the girlfriend knocked her, and he for some reason thought that she was about her mother and gave her a necklace.
In silence the potatoes were cooked.

The Israeli singer Alla Pugacheva arrived in Moscow.

Xxx: we went to the park to walk with two families with small children, placed at the fountain on a bench, started getting food and drinks from the bags, the fountain was behind us, we stood back to it....we hear a bang, noise, people ran - a child fell into the fountain....we looked small, and I say to the comrade - the parents of the deer, it is better to look at the children...and then I look - it is mine)))))

Xxx: We were sent to training courses. At night, I was fucking with my friend, drunk, angry, I removed his penis on my phone and put on his call. Drunk) In the morning for courses, the managers, the best employees, and I from the head office came from the branches. Even sat in the first row, put the phone on the silent and put on the neighboring chair. Classes are going, and here I have a guy in the back on my shoulder, a supervisor from the branch, he himself rocks and shows with his hand - your phone is ringing) And I have a fuck there in all its glory. Then I walked around him on the tenth road when he went into the office.

I work in evening shifts. A colleague asked her to replace her, as she had to take the child to the doctor she had long wanted to go to. The request was, “If I can do everything, I will go out myself, and if I can’t, I will call you to go out.” have agreed.

3 hours before the start of work. There is no call. 2 hours left. I call, the phone is not taken. Half an hour later, I called again to clear my conscience, but there was no response. I turned on the series and made the coffee. A friend is hysterical:

Why are you not at work? I asked you!

You said you would call, you would warn. And since there was no call, you managed to do it by yourself.

I could guess.

There is an opportunity to do – do. There is a possibility not to do - do not do. Do not miss the opportunity!

People from Serbia write:
“Our politicians are too soft, we need a strong hand, we need our Putin here in Serbia.
I: Okay, and if you personally don’t like the policy of such a president, what would you do?
Taxi Driver: Well, I’ll go on a rally or vote against him in the election.

YouTube, who hit the advertisement in the "sounds of rain to fall asleep" - burn you in hell, shit!

xxx: If my husband will betray me⁠ then I will find out about this not on the phone by secret correspondence, not through neighbors and the strange behavior of the spouse, but by a fluent conversation in a dream...

And while I’m calm... – “Sereg, заебал, drag the wheel... u-u. Cement, cement and cement.”

Xxx: I was three years old when my peer offered to show each other letters. I refused for a long time, but she was persistent. Eventually, he showed her his house. She looked closely and showed her scripture. And then I felt deceived: I have a whole design, and it has nothing to look at.

History of my acquaintance. I met a girl in Tinder. Both in the questionnaire indicated the purpose of sex. They signed up, called. Going to her. She asks him to buy some products at the table. He is buying. She, say, a little delayed, leave the bag at the conservancy so that the heavy thing in her hands does not fade. He leaves out. is waiting. The girl disappeared. He comes to the conservancy, and she says that the foods a man has taken.

No food, no girls 🤣🤣

I cried in the voice.

In fact, the most peaceful are those
Who really has to go to attack?

I worked in the glorious city of Tel Aviv in the early 1990s. I was late a couple of times, and the boss solemnly handed me the keys from the office. I had to come half an hour earlier, remove the office from the alarm, and leave half an hour later. Thank God, about a year later, another employee was late a couple of times, and the keys were handed over to her. No material cares or morals.

A dog can learn up to 250 words and count up to five. This is equivalent to 3 years of human age.
Cat: Put the wanted on your teaching, words and numbers. That’s the equivalent of 43 years of human age.

xxx: I was sitting in a computer club, playing, and a company of doctors, a four person, was sitting next to me. And suddenly one of them had a mouth foam, convulsions...

I had been frightened to want to help, but his partners just shouted in the chat "pause, Demon again AFK." They held him while shaking, then gave him water and pushed him on to play.

To say I was in shock was to say nothing.



YYY: A great team

We have lunch. The husband:

“Darling, do you have your hand in the bowl, get me this tomato?”

I get without problems. I ask :

Do you not pass through?

It goes through, of course, I just have my hand swallowed.