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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №52272
 24.08.2011
From Google+ :
Reject the authority. Disputes with everyone, even with enlightened leaders. be wrong. and refute. Think of. That is the only way to grow.
2: You can just eat the vegetable.
1: As an option

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №52271
 24.08.2011
I read a textbook on philosophy. After a while, the right eye began to shake. Apparently the left hemisphere, responsible for logic, began to refuse.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52270
 24.08.2011
From Habr:

Discussion of the decision to use Android operating system in mobile

"This is your first domestic smartphone"


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №52269
 24.08.2011
In connection with my last four dates I want to wish: mountains in hell the creator of Photoshop!!! by Kris

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52268
 24.08.2011
You didn’t look for the second socks?
YYY: No
Why have you been sent to our planet?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52267
 24.08.2011
At work, they always try to get me something out of food. Debt a little. Something was pushed again. I have a correspondence with a friend of mine in Ashkenazi.
I: I need to stick on the monkey behind "I won't leave!!and "
She: "CARE!Animal not to feed"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52266
 24.08.2011
Vkontakteurs burn with napalm
Comments on the video on the chips:

Anton Ashin: the pre-pepsi generation has grown
Alexei Kolinko (which is
Anton Ashin: Alexey, you have gone...
I didn’t think of it: go.
Anton Ashin: Nothing, well you and stupid
The Power of Selassie: Nothing
Anton Ashin: =) now understand how to pull the troll out of the dark :D
Nikita Kovalevich: Now
Anton Ashin: Nikita, looking for a troll
I have to say ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Anton Ashin: Nikita and Abadeshsa
Colla Orguda: You can do it ))

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52265
 24.08.2011
12:54:12 lowerVDSM: girls, I need a lady, I want to fuck me, write to me, I want to polish a whisper, a whisper, real or viral
12:54:51 man22: lower VDSM, can I be on you? That mood is ugly. I promise to be rude.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №52264
 24.08.2011
With champagne, like with a spy: the main thing is not to talk!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52263
 24.08.2011
A Letter From That World
Agrafena, a 90-year-old grandmother who has lived in a quiet Ural village, recently received a letter from her late husband. Seventy years later, he went to the front and died. He was declared missing. All these 70 years Agrafena waited and hoped, the second time she never got married - and here is the letter. It was dated July 41, and there is nothing so special about it. Peter wrote that the Germans would soon be destroyed, worried whether there was bread in the family and sent 30 rubles. He took them with him "to the war", but now decided that he didn't need money here.
The letter was interested in the organization involved in the search for the missing frontmen. She was unable to establish the fate of Peter, but her staff followed the path of the letter.
The train to which a postal wagon was attached was bombed by German aircraft. Subsequently, the pedant German collected all the documents found in the train and sent them to their archives. Then the Allied aviation bombed this archive, and it was dismantled by anyone.
Almost all of the papers were sold through auctions to private collections. This letter, judging by inventory marks, passed through a dozen such collections in different countries, until it fell into the hands of one Austrian collector. He had it for 20 years, and before his death he suddenly decided to send it to the address indicated on it.
Per it is worth repeating: there was a letter both from the Germans, and from the hijackers of the German archives, and from collectors from a dozen different countries, and for many years it was in the family of an Austrian, but those 30 rubles, which were in the letter, only when it already came to our mail...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №52262
 24.08.2011
If you divide the wealth of some ministers or deputies by their salaries, it turns out that they live for several thousand years.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №52261
 24.08.2011
She: And if you could only write me four messages, what would you write?
He: Go out
It is: for
He is: Me
He: to work on Saturday

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52260
 24.08.2011
Then tomorrow in July, we can pick up if you want.
YYY: I can’t promise anything, I’ve caught the woman, so now, over time, nothing is clear at all.
XX: Which teams do you know?
Yyy: If she’s at home, then “eat” and if I’m at home, then without words.
XXX is OK! Leave it! and :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52259
 24.08.2011
There are two types of work:
At one, you argue with fools.
Other idiots are fighting with you.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №52258
 24.08.2011
Kate Winslet brought a woman out of a burning house

And DiCaprio in the "Titanic" did not save...:'(

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №52257
 24.08.2011
1 - what can a badge be invented to mark the impasse? I don’t know the first meeting, but I’m happy.
2 - the theme is blessed, can be raised))
1 is very serious! I need to mark it in my phone book at work.
2 - Well, you can simply the conditional designation of the brain without curves... the brain without curves is a ass...
1 - too speaking symbol, if someone takes a reference book, and there in front of the financial department, the ass will be drawn) and in front of some names and not one)
2 - can just t - stupid
1 - well here)) appeared in the reference book T, AT, TTT and BUET
2 – Is it absolutely stupid?
The ambitious impasse
2 of OOO. And the last?
God kill this fool.
You are the house ?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №52256
 24.08.2011
Q: Did you put the flash on?
Yes, in half a gigabyte :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №52255
 24.08.2011
xxx: guess the whole number from 1 to 35
YYY: F
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52254
 24.08.2011
Steps to news:
420 military units and institutions of the Ministry of Defense will be transferred to the “Swedish table” by September 1.
XXX is beautifully written. Three types of soup.
And in reality, who served in the army a pearl does not eat the rest of his life.
YYY: Swedish table you want a pearl, and you want a pearl

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №52253
 24.08.2011
Here’s a shorter innovation: a propeller cup – forget about teaspoons, say no to old-fashioned teaspoons for mixing sugar and other soluble substances. They were replaced by a technological cup: press a button - the "propeller" mounted in its bottom will be turned on.
First stone: if the cover is made, the socks can also be washed.

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