In connection with the recent exacerbations of the battle, a remarkable Oldevskoe came to light:
Fanatics are able to either burn fires or burn on them. Any other activity is not available.

From personal experience.
Only in the U.S. can the company collect money from several tens of thousands of people from around the world for unique inexpensive laser engravers, and then carefully read the law and find out that they cannot be exported from the country.

xxx: I, as a non-smoker, only now noticed that all of our tobacco kiosks have been remodelled, providing them with a door and a corner with a window.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Buying cigarettes is now a mystery!!! But I actually noticed that those entering these kiosks for cigarettes now must look around before entering. and :)

As a child, I lived in the village of my grandmother. She asked to bring the goose from the stake. During the journey from the stake one of them stopped walking, apparently injured, had to take on his hands and carry to the sarai. Until he had time to get attached to him. We come with a bunch and I with goats on my arms, my grandmother is doing something near the sarai. I stood, gave what I had on my hands with the words that he was apparently injured. The naive child’s brain was sure that we would start treating him. Grandma immediately assessed the situation, took a tail and cut off his head. Childhood injuries are damn. Life is pain

KKK is blatant. our admin 5 years made sql backups that cannot be deployed
KKK: It’s easy to guess how it turned out.

After poisoning with sausages in Denmark 12 people died, in the meat found dangerous bacteria - listeria.
It is good that there is no meat in Russian sausages :)

Serious uncles, directors and heads of large companies, on these your TV drivers regret that in Russia no one complies with the laws. And somehow they forget that if everyone will live according to the law, then it will not be possible to ride at the meeting even on a gelentvagen with a flash, not to mention the poor cruisers. And for bribery and tax evasion in general will be jailed.

Did you just go fucking? :)

Maxime: What did you get?

Paul: - You sat with the comp, then 5-10 minutes from the phone. Go back to the comp.)

Achahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Sherlock is fucking! ))

A very simple rule that dramatically increases the level of adequacy in any battle...that is, I’m sorry, in any discussion: Everything we say about others, we apply to ourselves. Everything we say about ourselves applies to others.

Let us look at a few examples:
Any managers, harmful animals, may be better for them to rest." => "my friend Vasya, with whom I drink beer every Friday in company, an unnecessary animal. Per to kill him so that he does not harm my country?
"Yes, I agree that if my child has an allergy or a disease that requires a strict diet, I will have no place to buy the necessary products for him"
"Why would we not send troops to the southeast of Ukraine?" => "Yes, I agree that my son will be taken to war tomorrow, where he may be killed".
"Peasants are dumb nonsense, who themselves climb under the cars" => "If my elderly, unrestrained mother is knocked down by a driver who has not calculated the braking path - she is a dumb nonsense, for example. I had to look at the sides and not climb under the wheels.

If the second wording pleases you as well as the first, write boldly.
In other words, you know, a lot of divorced patriots who argue about the "warrior granddaughter", having previously tainted their own children from the army.

The U.S. has stalled our financial system, technology and science have been overthrown, and now we are lagging behind every day. What did we answer to them? Is this all we can do – to ban farmers from selling us potatoes?
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It’s just to hide citizens, so how much have young people brainwashed with propaganda? We find that Europe is to blame for its pandos in economic, technological and scientific problems. It is not the people, it is not the Soviet leaders who have passed from production to the sale of oil, it is not the bandits with the men who dispersed the factories and Soviet houses in the 90s, it is not the pseudo-academics who win grants for scooters, it is all Europe and the Pendoza, though when this began the EU did not even exist, but it is the little things, they are still to blame.

Scientists note that the thieves climb a tree with a frequency of up to 25 hertz, and the speed of its head movements reaches up to 7 meters per second (on the organs located in the head acceleration of about 1200 gallons), without suffering from cranial-brain injuries. The fact is that the body of the bird absorbs most (99.7 percent) of the impact energy in the form of tension energy. Thanks to this, the brain gets a minimum of impact energy (0.3 percent) - and it dissipates in the form of heat (which causes the temperature of the brain to rise sharply). It is for this reason that the bird is forced to regularly take breaks in its “work.”"
Comment: "If the deck is twisted by the cooler, its productivity will increase."

here here.
What do you know about logic?
My girlfriend did not go to work because the water was turned off in the morning and she could not wash her head. But she can’t go dirty.

******* What is "Logic" - does not know Afar :)

After the release of the Guardians of the Galaxy, that rework about "I know the password, I see the pineapple, I believe the enots will come to save us" played with new non-transmitted paints))

SMS from Mom:
Have you heard how cats work? I attached my ear to his bubble and heard it.

Construction of Trolling:
A new bank office, 25 female staff... and no mirror!!! to

by Norton Nimnoul

xxx> And the problem is not that we will have nothing to eat without European products, I do not have them. The problem is that the deputies themselves will eat it all like before. As usual, the law of loham, brother, is everything. And they will talk about the love of the homeland, skiing on the closed slopes of the Alps, discussing the secondary education in a private English school with their daughter, and preach the love and love of the neighbor from a Mercedes with a flash.

The chef of a famous Moscow restaurant asks:
How will the sanctions affect the menu of your restaurant?
Good and bad. The menu does not change. Bad - we will have to write the truth in it.

Nee-kun: Any woman can be trained... you just need to know the method ;)
Wolf: Chat, my friend is not able to train his wife.
She has many years of experience training dogs.

This
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It is interesting that after the prestigious
Even with a remote
Training and working in
The leadership, not the Chaldean places
(what was meant by me) and after
Working as a salesman is the most
that level. The universe is so low.
The losers or the losers.
who are still looking for work
Serious and working.
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A student’s dream?:-) For all graduates of managerial positions is not enough :-) Here the promotion to the boss sometimes the lack of a diploma prevents, it is.

I buy frozen chicken in the store. I say "Sell me my left leg" The saleswoman tries to joke: “Why not the right one?” and I answer: “The chicken’s right leg is a punch. The right leg is hard".
Conclusion: Jokes are inappropriate here.