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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69333
 31.08.2012
As by the Norwegian newspaper Dasnahs, in the prison where Breivik will be held, additional restrictions will be imposed on the new prisoner.
In case of good behavior, in three years Breivik can get to his camera LCD TV of 32 inches and a gaming console.

HHH: How they are
XHH: The Supplement
Theme: Animals
You are breaking him.

[ + 242 - ] Comment quote №69332
 31.08.2012
Have you tried to press the plush 24 times?
It is fantastic!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69331
 31.08.2012
In the evening in the cafe, a drunk girl turns to the DJ, who once in a while puts the old music:

How much does it cost to order a song?

DJ: 300 rubles

The girl: what? Go to the ass! We’ll get another bottle of vodka for 200 now and we’ll still be dancing!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69330
 31.08.2012
Yyy: I decided to go to Germany for German courses.
XXX is monthly.
YYY: No, I really need to.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69329
 31.08.2012
I went to the cafe for a complete lunch. A lovely waitress.
Girl, hello to you! What are your complexes?
The woman smiled cuddly.
Well, in general, there are no...
A few days later we met :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69328
 31.08.2012
<Spring>
In two years on the forum he left only three comments:
1st The topic has not been disclosed!
2nd The topic is open.
Three The breasts!!!!! to
And it would be nothing, but he is, fucking, a moderator.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69327
 31.08.2012
Go to the shower with my wife. A cat broke in. Without talking, we throw it under water. Sliding with wet legs on the canvas, accompanied by a wild whistle, the cat, promising revenge with a terrible mew, retreated. Revenge was worthy. When they got out of the soul, they found a cat drying on an open laptop.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69326
 31.08.2012
UjinKrab: Seed, why don’t we sleep so late?

Huhahehu: I drink a valerian. I have experienced this horror now. Sleeping with my wife means, well, and I went to the toilet in a big way. Well, I came, sat on the toilet and fell asleep. And I have a dream that now is night and my wife is urgently going to my mom, she goes out, and I close the door behind her and go to the bathroom (this is all in a dream), and here I wake up on the toilet and with full confidence that my wife is gone I go to bed. And here, in the darkness on the bed, I see whose body. It was the wildest horror I’ve ever experienced!!! to

UjinKrab : )))


[ + 143 - ] Comment quote №69325
 31.08.2012
DAVID36: I am a fashion style - call me on my mobile!=)
I'm fat and scary, call me at home.
DAVID36: I am a puffy teenager - drop me on a pager!
I am an old lady, a telegram has arrived.
I am your grandfather’s grandfather – send me a letter with a dove!
Rus: I remember Caesar’s father – they came with a letter to me, a gounce!
The skin of a mammoth on me - draw me on the wall!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69324
 31.08.2012
As a child, I could not eat chocolate rabbits. Adults break the pattern from infancy to children. Food should be made in the form of food.
Yyy: And I and ordinary rabbits cracked with pleasure.
Zzz: And it was great to play with the cut tails, my grandfather always gave me the tail, while everything else went into the soup.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69323
 31.08.2012
Speaking on the radio, discussing a topic:
Do you know why you have to go by the Gai post slowly?
No, and why not?
They are like little children, they can suddenly run out on the road!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69322
 31.08.2012
xxx: fucking forgotten how the movie is called - there about kung fu and panda
The Kung Fu Panda?
XXX is yes! Exactly!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №69321
 31.08.2012
News on Lente
"Colombia bought two submarines from Germany"

Now cocaine will be cheaper. and :)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №69320
 31.08.2012
Malivnik
Who is calling in the yard?
Rapunzel
Go open it)
Malivnik
her to her.
Rapunzel
Why? )
Malivnik
I am not waiting for anyone.
Rapunzel
Are you serious?
Rapunzel
What if you sit and flood your neighbor?
Rapunzel
He’s calling you and you’re not opening?
Malivnik
Considering that I live on the first floor - the neighbors below I will not open first.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69319
 31.08.2012
xxx: I have grandmothers do not have gardens where I have to straw, and dachas, where I have to do something, I do not have to ride to them all the time and there to bump, I can sit all this time, ha-ha-ha!
YYY: I have 86 bottles with all kinds of snacks.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69318
 31.08.2012
I loved mathematics at school.
What did the universe do with this love?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69317
 31.08.2012
Davidlivsey: If sectarians come to you and ask if you believe in God, answer: No, but I sell KIRBI!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69316
 31.08.2012
Therefore, even small breasts are suitable for small women.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69315
 31.08.2012
xxx: have to download for the offspring "Well, wait!", while the wolf still smokes there...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69314
 31.08.2012
He: So what do you want?
She is: Nothing. Just wish me.)
He is O_O
She: In the sense of “pick me up.”
I’m sorry for you. 😉
Can you wish someone like me anymore? What terrible, is it? The shit is insensitive!! I went out with my pity!!! to
He is O-O

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