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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18434
 23.07.2009
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I will not understand. I didn’t age the internet, but... 7 years ago I started the aska. In all these years I have never broken minors, and spammers write no more than twice a month. What am I doing wrong? and )

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A complaint was given for inattention.
Cut out primary. reduced leave.

Could you give me your ICQ number?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18433
 23.07.2009
Enjoyed the inscription on the garbage container: "points to throw here"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18432
 23.07.2009
Only 5% of Belarusians correctly answered the question of sociologists "Do you like our President?"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18431
 23.07.2009
I buried my girlfriend’s cat. and drunk. by night. In the courtyard. He buried like. I went home and read. She went to the grave to see. She returned in tears. Their back legs dropped from the ground. and ppc.

c) pip.ec

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18430
 22.07.2009
One wise man said, “How many people, so many opinions, and, surprisingly, everyone agreed with him!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18429
 22.07.2009
I went to Moscow for a concert at 50 Cent'a.
50 Cent – 50
Spectators – 3
50: Are you tired?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
Are you really fuckin' tired?? to
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to
You can go home if you are tired!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №18428
 22.07.2009
From the HUB tape:

A boring brigade of qualified assembly engineers in the composition of three, unfortunately, sober beauties with unbeatable joy and glow in the eyes will perform the installation of air conditioning, air conditioning, air conditioning, Wi-Fi equipment. Without problems will launch and configure networks and equipment, help to connect the fastest and cheapest Internet and telephony, purchase the necessary equipment, put the OS or go to open-source and carry out liquidation on the use of computer equipment for blondes and accountants (we work even with severe cases of computer cretinism); will lie on the pillars, roofs, in basements and under the false ceiling and will leave behind nothing but perfectly working systems.
Our motto: "Shilo in the ass is a plus!" We work like rabbits on batteries, eat coffee and don't require a lot of money - in some cases are ready to work for food and buchlo (Cognac with shamba is fine)...
And we can, even if we don’t really like to run into electricity without turning it off.
On three, we have 8 electrical damage, 2 fractures and 416 cases of safety breaches when working at height.

Call 24 hours a day!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18427
 22.07.2009
I was recently killed, my mom comes from a friend and so frightened: "they say that the internet mates"... hardly the laughter kept

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18426
 22.07.2009
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Today I saw on television the reception of the highest officers of Medvedev. There one Lieutenant General from the force of 40 years gives you!

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to break!

whey (20.07.2009 21:51:11)
We have to have young generals. and :)

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He was probably born a sergeant.

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Such a cry in the birthplace:
" Who is it? Who?and "
"Servant of the Army!"
"Glory to God..."

whey (20.07.2009 21:52:49)
:D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18425
 22.07.2009
Djn is truly a male answer: standing in the middle of a mess, say absolutely sincere: "Looks like, pure..."

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18424
 22.07.2009
I am the shop :-*
He: And I am the bench :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18423
 22.07.2009
A colleague opens a pack of cookies: "Attention! Package is damaged! Data integrity can be broken... yes, cookies are broken... *thinks* Data can be heavily fragmented! They are not broken, but fragmented. Available in the same volume, but the rate of absorption has fallen sharply - you have to forge the cookies in pieces :("

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18422
 22.07.2009
RIA "News": Strong heat is expected in the Rostov region in the coming hours

The Russian Summer

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №18421
 22.07.2009
The Russians are peaceful. We need peace. The whole world.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18420
 22.07.2009
111: Well you are, it is deadly.
111: approximately as deadly as a gay on a bike ride to look
222 of Ag. Or a biker on the geek slate.
111) and so on.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18419
 22.07.2009
Until I got to work, I did not understand those who climb the abyss.
Usually not enough time.

[ + 114 - ] Comment quote №18418
 22.07.2009
Today I called the MTS, wanted to talk to the service operator. I called before, but recently they started asking how to call you? And since I was a little under the closet, I cried "Call me MY LORD".

This is the service, I was called for almost 10 minutes "My gentleman"

MTS respect to you.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18417
 22.07.2009
My brother bought a Chinese car, now I call him Cherry-Pashka.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18416
 22.07.2009
<cos> boys are familiar fucking mute. In the fourth, eight girls were taken from the fortress to the cottage and there all night with each other.
<[HTK]innervision> and the girls what did?? )))))


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №18415
 22.07.2009
We are in the Ice Age. The scene when the White runs away from her White to the nuts. A man in front of me: “Oh shit, straight like I go fishing!”

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