Why are you so pale?
Yes, I ate yogurt yesterday, something I didn’t like immediately. And his name is striking – PVA!

The apogee of human criticism: I have a neighbor in the country, a small rooster, such a sweet grandfather. He has a garden, and all the winter he feeds the birds in his garden, admired them, constantly sitting with them, snooping, here comes the summer and this cute birdman with caution shoots at them from a two-stick that they would not eat the strawberries.

He was taken to the city hospital. D., who tried to rob an old archivarian-manufacturer with 50 years of experience. Numerous spotted and bruised wounds on the face and head, presumably from the blow of a hole or press paper, as well as the hands sewn to the buttocks did not hinder the gr. D. Joyfully run out to meet the ambulance.

How did you know that you are a brutal man?
Poo: My mom said.

XXX is
Do we have sex every day?

YYYY
hardly

XXX is
Why hardly?

YYYY
Well I will work a lot, you will work a lot, you will have a headache and a young lover.

XXX is
Will my boyfriend get sick?

XXX is
Why do I have a sick young lover?

XXX: I have a chest
Because I am a man!
Because you are a cattle.
Tagged: unbroken

My mother and father have lived together for 25 years.
My father never dreamed. Going to bed, the mother is baptized before sleeping and says:
Let me cross you so that nightmares don’t go away.
And baptized with all love, they go to sleep.
In the middle of the night, the father wakes up with wild screams and a cold sweat.
He saw nightmares for the first time in his life.

Serena, where were you before?

You had no breastfeeding before.

With Mr. Propyl amused, there is no whore in the house. Mr was drunk.

I am a real gangster.
I grew up on the street.
On the street of Sesame. I watched her all my childhood.

This'o will receive 70 million in Anguilla. rubles a month.. here's what you should do first, if you came to work on Monday, and you would be paid a salary of 70 million. The ruble?
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Some familiar ones live, the only thing that is real. So, this miracle of nature resolves in the house everything that is understood. The controller will pick up, and as appropriate, then the fucking gather, and so on. Repeat the rare. One day, the housewife came home and remembered that she hadn’t hanged the laundry. He walked to his clothes, but he was not there. One is Himself (!!!) He picked up the batteries!! to

And the poor man, weighing one and a half cents and snoring like a bear, never understood why he fell from his bed 19 times in the train during the night. along with the mattress. As a result, he called the conductor and paid to the coupe, where, as he decided, the couches were wider. The whole plateau was delighted. Three cars in one direction and the other.

Fursenko and EGE are the best way to get children out of the Russian language.

Vlad (22:04:59 22/08/2011)
I watched Bond (Golden Eye)
Vlad (22:05:24 22/08/2011)
Chuvak says "I am Minister of Defense Dmitry Mishkin":-D

The goddess Ishtar - in Akkadian mythology - the goddess of fertility and fleshly love, war and conflict... is associated with Friday.

How many years have passed, and people on Friday are the same.

The two girls:
111: I decided to start a new life. Cut your hair short, go to the cushion. Here is this. Men write and write. I am desperate, help me, what should I do? It is :'(
Chapter 22: Go and Fuck Everything

Se is
My first day of work is sitting today.
Se is
I put everything on his table so he could understand.
Se is
You know this song from the old Soviet cartoons, "carousel, carousel! carousel, carousel!" at the beginning of playing
Se is
Well, I go out, in 5 minutes I go back to the office.
Se is
He sings on the motive of this song.
“Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nahuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya, Nhuya!and "

The news:
Swedish King Carl XVI Gustaf, traveling through Germany with his wife Silvia, had a curious case. They were not allowed to go to a German restaurant in Ladenburg. The owner of the institution and closely did not recognize in them royal persons.
As a result, the modest monarch Carl Gustav and his wife, who, by the way, is a citizen of Germany, pizza in a snack at the market square.

The comments:
The owner of the restaurant would be sitting with Khodorkovsky.

A neighbor from above (Nikolai Palych) for the third week woke up the whole house with a perforator.The repair began at 9 a.m. and until the batteries were knocked. At 4 o’clock in the morning accidentally found in the net the sounds of the perforator.The buffer put on the floor and 5 minutes of test drive at low frequency. In the morning I woke up from the loud matts of the neighbors: Kolya, you are generally bl@tt,@huel what?...my revenge is terrible)))