Dim4a: I wake up in the morning with a terrible badun...In the embrace of O_O!!! I get up, I take the guitar, and I start to play the song of nirvana, which I did not know in life.Ohuevaja!I will be a friend.He stayed overnight with me.I ask: what was it?He: "GY)))and you don't remember?“Thank you, I heard yesterday we drank gin with you in the volume of one liter.When there was a gram so two hundred and twenty,you went, took a notebook, jumped from the injection all the bites “Beasts”, took the guitar we half-day with you and the girls sang all their repertoire.Then you saw it became boring,You took and from one of your mobile phone called the other mobile phone, went to the toilet and about what there was himself talking about for a minute 40.Then to see the money ended, you went out, removed both mobile phones in the refrigerator, went to another room, began to learn the song of Nirvana, imitating not only the vocals of Cobain, and the decanoabels with which Cobain sang.I couldn’t take the guitar away, so I hid you with the guitar and went to bed.”
Dim4a: “How do people look in the eyes?!!!“!”
Burned romance becomes from frequent sitting at the fire.
by Yuri Tatarkin
It’s been a long time ago, I don’t remember the details. I watched the broadcast of
Extreme motorcyclist (by Discovery like). Those who disappear and
They jump through a large number of cars.
He had several unsuccessful falls. Almost nothing remains.
A bone that would not be broken. Not once was
between life and death, but continues to do what he loves. and here
As it argues:
“I like it and I do it. I think if I didn’t need
If I had done this, God would have given me a sign.”
At 20 years old, I want a girl more experienced, 30 years old.
At 40 years old, I want a girl younger, 20 years old.
And at 60 - I want a girl and young and experienced - 40 years old.
I work as a sysadmin and on duty of service I collect traffic statistics (netflow with cisco). After giving in to the advertisement, I installed FireFox 3 to myself and colleagues. The first thing I turned off all updates, left it open on his comp and left for a couple of clocks. When I came - I found that almost 30 meters were downloaded from my Ipišnik, the same situation on all the compass where I put FF3. I think I would not believe anyone if it didn’t happen to my computer. In short, what kind of traffic is it to be lazy - just joke up the entire range of iPishniks from where traffic came from, but wonder other people did not notice this?
Qwe: could you speak English please?
ASD: OK
asd: where is my visit card crazy????!!!! to
Mother told me: She had a friend in her youth, Dima, let’s say. He came to his girlfriend, but she was not at home. He stands in the entrance, drinking a beer from a bottle. An evil neighbor comes out, looks at Dima and says:
What else is this collection?! to
Dima looks at the sides and answers confusedly:
So we gathered...
=) is
[23:58:24] <aZZaRRo> foolish session =(
[23:58:34] <aZZaRRo> are you serving a year or a year and a half?
Elena
my lawyer brought me to sign the agreement "on the early termination of the contract "on the provision of TELEPATIC COMMUNICATION".. joke.. the future has already arrived... and I am not aware
<lcin> Today I observed a long railway station, on each wagon of which there was a word from the phrase, I quote, "PARAVOS PARAVOS HE IN KETAY VEZET NAVOZ". Letters of 2 meters.
<lcin>Orphography and puncture, as they say, are observed.
YYYY
In short, provocation, I do not know.
And in general, I now have a goal in life—to beat the dumb rabbits... in the sense... well, in general, I have to strive to be cooler than a pair of batteries, yeah.
XXX is
You are so cool.
YYYY
The fucking. You just deprived me of my purpose in life.
A: They say that chao chao is stupid.
B: What are you? They are smart, thinking dogs.
B: You command "to me", and she will still think to fit or not.
How nice to wake up on a Saturday morning, watch a bunch of messages in the "good night" and continue to blow with a clean conscience.
SK: Put the car in a parking lot. Then suddenly our
A gun at home?
Sk: at home
MPB: the car will be a trick
by : xD
I am 21 today :(
If you are sad, you can drink vodka now.
Flegmat: That’s what I can do, but I can’t do it anymore :(
Ion: 0_o to hyace
Where is Katya?
She is probably in the bathroom. If a person is missing, he is in the toilet.
AA: It turns out, in vain the police are looking for all these people... They’re just in the toilet.
Working correspondence in a rigorous firm:
Xxx says: Vladimir - you are unambiguously suffering x@ynoy
Woo said: Let go!
Woo said, “Yes, you are a ham!
Woo says, I am enjoying it!
serg (writer in the newspaper)
Many things have been done by Cancer before, so now they will just bear their fruits.
Sand
add "...a lot of things are done with cancer and now..."
Sand
"...and a lot of things will be done in the future exactly the same"
HHH
Quebec 0_o
WOWU
what
HHH
Requested a new version to download.
HHH
Dear Users!
We strongly recommend that you upgrade your QIP to version 8070. This will restore the functionality of your messenger.
WOWU
There was no such thing on the road.
From the laptop forum
Gave a machine to a two-year-old child - because it is unkillable... In five minutes the claw was accurate!!!! missing half the buttons... The buttons were lying next to them in the same order as on the key.... Well, it was not a pity to suffer for such a spectacle :-))