Cleaning is when strictly in certain places.

Mercedes bought the car factory.
Restarted production, launched the conveyor.
The Bats! At the exit of Gigi!

They dismantle equipment, drive new from Germany, install, adjust, launch.
and!! Jigsaw again!

They dismiss the entire plant staff, bring workers from Germany, set up, check, launch.
by Scuco! At the exit again – Gigi!

Near the factory is a hill, where the chief engineer and director of the factory rest.
(Both with the “X”) They look at all this.
Engineer to Director:
I told you, the place is damned. Hands from the ass, hands from the ass.
The ass...”

Customisation in different OS.

User: "I need a bronze statue of a mermaid!"

Linux: "Here you have a bronze cube 1x1x1 m and a piston"

Gentoo: "Here are you copper, lead, and domain stove"

FreeBSD: "Here is a circle and helmet with a light bulb. Mine with copper - on the other side"

Ubuntu: "This is a statue of a mermaid"
User: "But here is only the tail!"
Ubuntu: "Please enter apt-get install body of a mermaid, apt-get install head of a mermaid, apt-get install hands of a mermaid..."

MacOS: "Here are beautiful naked girls"
The user: "Oh you! Can you touch it?"
MacOS: "Pay 200 euros and activate the "Selling Naked Girls" feature

Windows: "No I think – you definitely need a cast iron statue of Chapaev..."

Flame: Throw, Anton called me again in the movie, you straight as you knew)when I said that once writes a sign not just so)strange, on the move only I can write just so, nothing hoping))
What I'll see, Slavik)))) although I've already agreed, and I'll still watch, I'll tame again))
No, I give myself the installation - I will not stumble)

You are... very wrong.)

Flame: the pedets

Once in the subway, on Sunday, in the morning (not so early) entered the car at the second stop, and from the final was a police officer in the rank of a captain, and, in general, he was drunk until he was completely lying. But in shape, and his cap fell on the floor and rolled up. Well, I put a little bit of clothes and 10p in it. And after several stops, a crowd of bourgeois tourists crashed into the car and saw, as in Moscow, in the subway, the representatives of the force structures begging... Fuck, caroche, as I remember the expression of their faces, I really want to apologize to the menta. The people!! I didn’t think it would come out like that!!! Sorry to!!! to

Social Survey: "Imagine that the Internet is gone — entirely. What do you feel about it?"
Question: "Eye... well a double feeling... well imagine that you are a drug addict, and you have your drag dealer shot in front of your eyes..."

He: I sit with the dentist in a chair, falling on the back of the shoulder, the tooth is very young. In general, I have already relaxed from the injection of anesthesia and then he cleverly jokes: did you not think about what feelings a girl makes? And the scarf is shaking!! mla, I wanted to remove, and if it wasn't a boron-machine, then Dohtur't have time to explain that I was joking, and I would still walk with flux((
What about the name Doherty? Which Dentistry?
Does the tooth hurt?
She: No...
Meaning of Yes

Somewhere in myth
X: I won’t buy hotdogs today.
Y: And why then?
X: They are so harmful... I watched the show yesterday – harmful, there is no strength... Cholesterol is raised and all that. I will not buy today.
Y: And this is what a man who sits 100 meters from the reactor and 50 meters from the Neutrin Water Detector says xD

I was touched! I await you! Come soon! I miss it.
I’ve always known that you’re not well with your head.
XXX: I go home in the train!

TAPAKAH*[AW]
Listen, and if a butterfly flew into the apartment is a good sign?

RedJoker *[pm]
I do not know...

TAPAKAH*[AW]
Fuck... and if this foolish girl for the fan flew up and she broke up naked, is this the norm?

I will recognize men as the stronger sex only when they finally stop walking all the way and borrow from me, the single woman, a hammer, pieces, scissors and money.

Maxim sits in front of the comp and plays Warcraft II. From the columns there is a voice of the peasants: "Yes, my Lord!", "It will be done, my Lord!". Max, without breaking away from the compound, says:
See also Milard. You are " fool, fool"

<nWarrior> Hi my dear friend!
<nWarrior> I write because of the idea that visited me possibly because of alcohol addiction.
<nWarrior> Do you want a beer with me?
<CupTwoOne> by Alexey Your explanation puts me in a miserable state.
<CupTwoOne> do you find it?
<nWarrior> Yes, I have already been told.
<nWarrior> I heard this from my son for the first time:
<nWarrior> "Father, you are burning with your speeches!and "

Like an adult guy already, and still does not give a rest one question - here in the movie "People in Black" in the MiB agency worked hundreds of people, and each had a name in one letter - Agent J, Agent K, etc. But the letter is only 26, how did they distinguish the rest? >_<
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Unicode is no different.

FFF
Denis, what will happen if you press ' System Restore' on comp
Beronix
The time will go back... Lenin will come to life, red flags will appear everywhere... and on May 1st, the streets will be filled with thousands of smiling people...

<TheSITH> Cabbage cabbage will taste better if you replace it with black or red.

Commentary on Harry Potter:
The cute kids Daniel Redcliffe and Rupert Grint grew up and turned into a couple of muddy roots. Red precisely cut off my cell phone in the spring in the Ložniki.

xxx: I see you are good at html, young man, you would not like to open an internet business, would we design a website for you?

xxx: all inclusive, one window principle, short term and fair price

Gynecologist to buy.

rbm13s is out. At work to do a nephig, I decided to clean the key. I got the right shift, and from there some creature stumbled on me and wrapped under the letters o_0
Tagged with: Hujas! She steals your food! ?

by :
Hermione’s breasts are slightly smaller than those of adult Emma Watson.
...
I’ve read all Potteriana’s books several times. Where is the size of Hermione’s breasts ever discussed???? to