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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35118
 27.08.2010
Iv@n (13:00:55 26/08/2010)
The word work means either "slave" or "bot"))))))) choose!and ;)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35117
 27.08.2010
Kesha is:
The pipet!
Kesha is:
I had a request in which I needed to bow down, but it was not saved.
Uncle came and with a smart look in front of my eyes pulled my computer out of the wall.
I tell him, why did you do that, m'sye?
Kesha is:
And he, oh, I wanted to turn off your cupcake, I need a socket

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35116
 27.08.2010
Ura to! Finally got a hot brown fat!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №35115
 27.08.2010
The MLA. My gender is the worst boss in the world. Only he wipes the business newsletter with the words "Hello to everyone" :D

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35114
 27.08.2010
From the forum:

The xxx:
This is normal – when in Linux something through the ass has to be done – then Linux does not need it.

YYYY :
Again I explain the principles of the SPO.
If you see the naked ass, shake the coward and give the owner the ass.
If you don’t know how to sew, tell the ass owner where the cowards can be bought.
You don’t know where to buy it – just tell the ass owner "And you have your ass naked!".
If you don’t want to do anything of the proposed – shut up, it’s not your business.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №35113
 27.08.2010
YYYY :
Did you know that organic compounds are already quite actually used in the production of solar cells and LCD displays?
The xxx:
More in detail?
YYYY :
Your monitor will soon be able to clear your face if it feels like you have looked at it.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35112
 27.08.2010
Musach
How is it?
Pavlova
We broke the passage.
Pavlova
The boss took off!
Musach
The Anarchy!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №35111
 27.08.2010
Analysis: Do not judge a person by his niche

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35110
 27.08.2010
I tell myself...
I went, therefore, under the windows of a two-story house from a shop in my micro-area. I go, then I go, and suddenly from the second floor over my head a scream: "BAARSIIIK!!". Hardly realizing what happened and not having time to raise my head up, in three centimeters from my face falls the catch!! I look up, my aunt smokes and looks at me with serious eyes. I was hungry, but not so much. When I got home, I didn’t stop rubbing.)

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35109
 27.08.2010
- Very, very heroic was the idea to light up your iPhone in the village shock!!! Fuck it!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №35108
 27.08.2010
XXX: I have seen
xxx: in our clinic on the first floor there is a special compartment where they only sell bagels, candy in boxes, chocolate, cognac and gift bags.
yyy :o
YYY: A range of orders by doctors? :DDD

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35107
 27.08.2010
XXX: On the tower after the second refrigerator
Yyy: The first place for magnetics is over?)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №35106
 27.08.2010
Job search forum, topic "For work on a passenger ship are required":

xxx:Thank you all for the messages here and in the "person", but write only those who have the full set of documents under the UN Convention 78/95 and a seafarer’s passport.

Yyy: Tell me a prostitute how can it be on the road?
Work experience is large. Do I need a seafarer’s passport? thank you.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35105
 27.08.2010
Fluid nitrogen in cosmetology:

HGH: Where can I buy it?
Why do we need N2? Break the castles?
xxx: no, you just need a couple of liters of the house to do a lot of interesting things with it)
zzz: honestly, I decided to freeze myself for 4 years in order to survive the rule of Viktor Fedorovich Yanukovych in anabolics

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35104
 26.08.2010
I want you instead of Mr. Insert a sign with your name on the car. Is it possible? If so, how it is arranged.

Answer: Yes is possible. Administrative penalty according to Art. 12.2 part 2 in the amount of 5000 rubles, or deprivation of the right of management for a period of 1 to 3 months :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35103
 26.08.2010
The Ugly Beast
I don’t want anything but my brain.

Trickster
I want your brain, too. My... penetrates into it by moving the hemisphere. It is about gray matter. Going to Thalamus.

You will soon have thoughts.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №35102
 26.08.2010
Sill: Go go naked
Sergi: Oh what?? to
Sill: Oh, Sory, the keyboard was cleaned, it was written by itself.( by
Sergi: It happens


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №35101
 26.08.2010
(from a conversation with a friend)
Yes, I’m ready to live with him...but I’m not ready to put a joint photo on the avatar.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35100
 26.08.2010
xxx (01:16:01 26/08/2010)
Don’t forget my working week.

xxx (01:16:07 26/08/2010)
Eight in the morning as a sting.

yyy (01:16:31 26/08/2010)
8 in the morning is no problem. :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35099
 26.08.2010
Who do you think is easier to talk to with a male or a female face?

MMM: Well, first of all, I want to note that it’s quite correct – it’s easier to talk to the face. With other parts of the body, the conversation is somewhat worse... They are less communicative.

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