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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69293
 30.08.2012
How do I hint at a girl unobsessively that I want her?

yyy: Noah, you can include a series of "Friends", where Phoebe tells how she gave up for a sandwich in her youth.
YYY: And unobtrusively so – I have a delicious sandwich in the refrigerator... Do you want?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №69292
 30.08.2012
And you know how a miracle-nutritious yogurt with cherries and cherries broke through the check?
Yippidy is!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69291
 30.08.2012
> a very good plan! Please try those doors more frequently with the words “do not enter”, “high voltage”, “attention, evil dog” and “private property”. Reduce the number of uneducated idiots. Amy

We have a door at work with the inscription: "Closed! There is no passage!", but it opens, if you go a little further along the opened corridor you will see the toilet with the inscription "Closed! The toilet does not work", which is quite open and works. And even further on the spare exit with the inscription "Once you have come here, close the door behind you!".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №69290
 30.08.2012
Favorite repaired the car in the courtyard, thoroughly so - dirty and oily lay under it, all around overwhelmed with tools, the oil outlets are adorned, the lifted cap is a naked engine.
I heard someone passing by and there was a joyful child’s voice:
“Mom, look, dad said that uncle is doing shit!!!!”! to
I heard that I went to daddy tonight.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69289
 30.08.2012
I have a lovely grandmother named Evgeny Vaganovna at work at the guard. You won’t believe, she’s joking!

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69288
 30.08.2012
xxx: but now, to offset the growing power of computers, programmers use frameworks

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69287
 30.08.2012
Some girls need a little to be more attractive.
XHH: for example, shave your whiskers

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69286
 30.08.2012
HHH
I know
I am a snake.
Oh is
Nursery *
:DDD

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69285
 30.08.2012
xxx: I give you the forum in two days - find a flash)

Yyy: And I found the solution - iPhone

xxx: iMolodec

Tagged: ispasiba
Tagged: iOtdushi

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69284
 30.08.2012
As a translator, knowing and loving English, I could not immediately fail to check this:

I sit quietly, I watch Tom and Jerry, the series about the Napolitan mouse...this is what I did not expect, so these are the phrases from the foreign mouse - you are a tourist? with such a joyful voice..."

Hershey, I think in business. What I can say is absolutely clearly I'll show you Napoli. Listen carefully and learn English, or she felt, and joy - full of pants.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69283
 30.08.2012
Today, my beloved (L) called it a fool, so that it doesn't struggle:
I love you, my fool.
Why a fool?
Which normal person will love me?
I didn’t even find anything to answer.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69282
 30.08.2012
XXX: So I’m suddenly crazy, right?
YYY: I am too. Let’s blow the fire of passion out of the bushes)))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69281
 30.08.2012
On the weekend, she left for half an hour her daughter (half a year) with her grandmother.When she returned, she saw the washed diapers that were dried on the balcony.On all the beliefs that they were a one-time grandmother blasphemed the mat and complained of inefficiency.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69280
 30.08.2012
I installed the computer at Mr. Dirk. The Secretary comes in and says:
Our electrician is fired (he has 6 children, his salary is small and he has not been paid for 3 months).
Gender: What happened?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69279
 30.08.2012
ххх: Hey, help me figure out how to apply to the OMGU remotely.
Okay, there is no problem.
......
......
......
I did not find a way to apply.
Wow: But I found two holes in their website.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69278
 30.08.2012
From the discussion of the news "In Russia prohibited to show children cartoon "Now weather":
111: Although, maybe now there will be the opposite effect. On any suspicious sites will appear links such as "Multi-film, prohibited to show on TV!!!!". Children there thousands - and there "Now wait" :)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №69277
 30.08.2012
When I was a child, I didn't buy anything like this: you want a bike - finish the school year without a trio, you want a skateboard - dig over the garden, you want a new phone - help repair the car, you want a new play drive - help your grandmother do repair. So I had nothing.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №69276
 30.08.2012
From WOT-A
There were no such roads in the 45th.
We do not have such now...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69275
 30.08.2012
Lven: Short, well, it’s all in Fig, I’m going to sleep. If you still decide to come, pull the thread I dropped out of the window for you, it is bound with a rope!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69274
 30.08.2012
J: And what about the manna cottage... from kooomookokaamiya.
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu I haven’t eaten for five years.
Do you want me to put you in a separate bowl? Or is it completely manipulative?
M: This is a perversion with elements of sadism towards me. I will have to take action! Slowly put the cabbage on the floor and push it with your foot towards me. The main thing is no nonsense. and :)

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