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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101733
 12.08.2014
[10:44:28] xxx: I sit in the morning with the pills in my hands and can't remember: I have already drank them or not yet)))) pills just to improve memory))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101732
 12.08.2014
Typical female conversation.

Do you remember my white jacket?
Oh, that yellow one?
Yes yes, it is brown.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101731
 12.08.2014
Who was there offering "Freedom tours to Belarus"? Here’s what I’ll tell you: if you consider smoking and speech to be a sign of freedom, you deserve such a government and such laws.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101730
 12.08.2014
Normal middle pindos, especially in the depths, are very hospitable, always ready to help, active and lively and virtually without murmuring. In the middle of Texas, by stopping on the track, you’ll be constantly meeting people from passing by cars that everything is OK and no help is needed – it’s actually very pleasant and touching.

But everything about the surrounding SSP world, the inhabitants of SSP are very little interested. The fact.

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It would be nice if the average Russians were the same! And yes, let them be less interested in the world around them, and more engaged in their affairs.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101729
 12.08.2014
I’m gone to myself :(
Percentage of GDP: % of GDP? The Turtle? The kangaroo?? to
The Strauss...
%bk%: I introduced a strut that comes in (with the head surely)*ROFL*

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101728
 12.08.2014
Stop, for the sake of God! Russia has all the resources to increase the production capacity of agricultural products – to put it simply, the harvest. The land remains, though abandoned. And people who haven’t gone yet. And the climate is suitable, although not as mild as in Europe. The issue of import and export of products is not only economic but also political. Here are the politicians who pushed the domestic agriculture to the root and sold land under the cottage, now let them turn, bringing everything back to its place. And the Russians don’t eat after the first meal.

Do you really believe that politicians will turn around? To prohibit yes, they can, but to develop industry and agriculture is quite another matter. For example, energy sources need to be reduced, because they are expensive. This will be the loss of their people. No one in power will take such measures.

The vodka has traveled. You will have to drink less.
No, you’ll have to eat less now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101727
 12.08.2014
For the last five years, the girl has been attracted to ZAGS. And here, I sit in line, passports are already in the process of applying. I almost keep my wife from escaping.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101726
 12.08.2014
Here many of my acquaintances dream of sleeping with two twins... I do not have such thoughts.. the only thing I would like to do with them is to put a stamp on one of the twins "a copy of true"))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101725
 12.08.2014
*XH is out of the website of the state service*

So here are you, handsome creatures with a distilled brain!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101724
 12.08.2014
Question: How clean will the cockroach body be after washing in powder at 60°?
This is not empty curiosity, unfortunately.
I haven't used the washing machine for a long time, there were cockroaches in it. I’m washing in the shell for the third time, fragments of cockroaches are still hitting.
In general, I don’t get anything from this cockroach meal or is it better to wash it with my hands?

Answer: Some refuse to pay for soups with cockroaches. and some of them in the washing machine disinfect :D Wash with Love Magic Tarakanov!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №101723
 12.08.2014
They are getting that money now!
Milk, for example, they take from 4 to 7 rubles per liter.
Compare the price per liter in the store.
The rest is obtained by processors, transporters, and also rotated by passers and defunct managers.
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The young man caught it.
And now imagine that this gang will have fewer problems with competition.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101722
 12.08.2014
"I am too old to change nick"

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101721
 12.08.2014
And it is unclear why all the TV channels show the tragedy of the Southeast and the bombing of our territory in combination with the fact that the government does nothing to stop it. Are they consciously wrapped?
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Any assistance without the mandate of the UN peacekeepers or other international organization – Russia’s involvement in a military conflict => openly demonized Russia => NATO action to peace Russia => war in Europe =>...
Want to participate?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №101720
 12.08.2014
The mouse.

What does a city cat do when it sees a live mouse for the first time?

Do you know what a citywoman is doing in such a situation?

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101719
 12.08.2014
On the Ural in the store I see competition only among local suppliers of products. Foreign here if it comes, then something long-playing and already very little to do with natural products. There are price conspiracies, but they are quickly and clearly explained to them all the depth of their misconceptions about government policy.
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The fucking. As a child, forty years ago, I read a book of ancient import anecdotes. And there was a mention of a fool who was not afraid of the price of flour, because he only buys ready-made bread. What is characteristic - there was no explanation, but even the child understood why it was a fool.
In the store you can see the finished products. From what raw materials they are made, you do not see. But the matter is not even that. Let you have a miracle of patriotism there, and everything is made from local raw materials. But is this foreigner eaten somewhere? In Moscow, in Peter? They will eat local food. You will eat in a day.
Well, how, in one head, the huge losses of Europe (that is, the slaughter was delivered to Russia a lot) and "we will not be affected, no one has eaten it"? Russia bought millions of tons of grazing in Europe and buried them at night?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101718
 12.08.2014
I looked into the spoon, shaved with a fork.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101717
 12.08.2014
Our cat is terrible, visiting the bowl produces excavation work before bleaching, periodically providing a sound signal. So we try to clean him immediately, so that he does not suffer. In the pot filler is wood, from those that dissolve from moisture into powder.
Here somehow I come from work, the husband after the comp, from the side of the bowl scratches and trembles the earth.
Why don’t you clean?
M: (philosophically) I wait... until the half-life is over...

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101716
 12.08.2014
for the fun:

She sits at the table and looks at this circus with sadness.

Why immediately sad? We rushed.
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We will go together in a few months, when everyone, including the inhabitants of the Lower Piperishes, foods will increase twice, and the salary will remain the same.
No, do you really not catch that the local producers left in pride alone will be delighted with the opportunity to foolishly hit the prices, leaving the quantity and quality at the previous level? Should they get rid of them if they can now get more money for the same thing?

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101715
 12.08.2014
You have to live on an uninhabited island for a month. You can take something or someone in a single copy.
I choose a prostitute.
xxx is sure?
YYYY :YYYY
XX: What will you do to the lion?
XXX is a prostitute.
And the second lion?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101714
 12.08.2014
Answered by mail:
The question:
Why are the answers always the first? :)
The first answer:
Go to Nashville

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