I watched it in the parking lot at TZ. In some not the most pathetic bmvushka sits all of herself, well understandably a blonde, dark glasses in half-face, lips clarified, everything as it should be. It broke up, sealed several cars, and a pedestrian passage. Waiting for somebody. On the parking lot is scratching a mulled aunt, the hair is scratched, one hand is pushing the wheelchair with the child, in the other packs some. Similar to the BMW and the gesture shows, go away. Blonde with zero reaction. Her aunt is knocking at the window. Then the glass fell down and contemptuously: "What do we need? And so you go with your wheelchair". Aunt: "That is what! My car has struck me ". He pushes his hand toward the porch of Kayen. Nisha somehow drowned sharply and quickly poisoned.

If you have not meditated on the disc recording process in Nero, and then, with even more attention, on the verification process, then I have nothing to talk to you about.

A year in boots, on balance, mustra, granddaughter and other joys of service. No money, no normal weekends, not even human medicine.

Women are fighting for their rights.
What prevents men from fighting for their rights? That there is no obligation, but a contract, that the conditions are normal and so on? Oh, well, then it will not be an army, but a real children’s camp, you can’t complain anymore.

My husband came and asked me if I had any cotton sticks. She said we have a watt and a toothbrush. To which he answered me offensively: "Well, I’m not a Linux..."

The best defense is attack!

Volodya works in my department. His wife Katya works in the neighborhood. Their names are different, the marriage is not affixed, but it is not very hidden.

Once a lady from the third department, a person not very smart but very curious, saw them at lunch in the dining room and made some conclusions about the relationship. The next day, she shared with everyone who had not had time to escape, the outrage: he is married, and she is married, and how they are not ashamed at all?! Finally someone said - you, say, Mari Ivanna, so don't get nervous, first, it's not your dog affair, second, they are married to each other!

Mari Ivanna was confused for a second and immediately in a tough tone, not tolerating objections, printed:

Why didn’t she take her husband’s name? Shame must be!

of America. At one university, putting a student’s score, the professor did not resist and commented on the assessment. He said that he "is pleased to be able to account for such a beautiful lady who has done so brilliantly with the task."

The next day, the professor was informed that he and the university had been sued for "sexual harassment" - the student tried.

The professor was incredibly lucky, and he and the university avoided the fine and compensation because the professor managed to turn out the following way. When the judge asked if he confirmed that he called the girl “beautiful,” the professor replied:

But I did it for human reasons. I’ve never seen a more ugly woman in my life, and I felt so sorry for her that I didn’t stand up and decided to help her raise self-confidence with at least one kind word.

The judge accepted the explanation and the case was closed.

The development of the project is like a game of jengue: you sit, move blocks, trying not to break the entire structure. With the only difference that periodically some herer appears and wants to hit the side of the barrel with the words: "What? It is also wood"

From the laboratory study report:

33% of animals responded to treatment with positive dynamics;

33% of animals showed indifference to therapy.

The third mouse escaped.

here here :

The song of B.G. "Blues and blues"

The question is linguistic. Is it from the word urination, or from the word urination?
Is the guy just swimming in the jacuzzi and washing?

On the then slang "washer" - a woman without complexes.

about misconceptions

As a child, I was convinced that the phyllin was the male of the saucer.

I wanted to suggest a new topic for a long time (I think more fun than the last batters). Let us write about our mistakes that we have had for a long time.

Before the first grade, he believed that metro trains had no wheels, that Chechnya was in Siberia, that the United States was all of America, and Jamaica, Mexico, Honduras... were states. Then another time I thought that C Builder and Visual C++ were the same All, I was the absolute winner.

xxx today is the day of
Elijah was taken to heaven alive - right with the body
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx They are all carnal, and he is alone as a fool with a body.

Who could survive before him? The average life expectancy of non-discriminated men is somehow 10 years shorter and has only recently begun to go beyond the retirement age.

Now I’ll reveal a secret to you:
The average life expectancy of men is low because the mortality rates are very high between the ages of 16 and 30.
That is, if you have lived to 35 - then you can calmly breathe out, you will live to retirement almost guaranteed, and you will be retired for a long time.

And why do men between 16 and 30 years of age have a high mortality rate, you ask? And it’s very simple: jumping into the trees from the third floor, street fights, alcohol, drugs, driving races, "look what focus I’ll show with a knife" and other "risk behavior". By the way, most violent crimes (robbery, rape, beating, murder, etc.) It is also suddenly committed by men from 16 to 30. All drug barricades and carriers are also in this category. And in every hot spot fan catch - who do you think is most often driving?

In general, men, first you kill yourself, and then you mourn the low average duration and you are outraged that the evil feminists suddenly do not rush to advocate a lower retirement age for those of you who miraculously managed to survive. With what joy? We already have that, all women are suddenly protected from all possible misfortunes and feminists just have nothing more to do?

Request for technical support of the cash software on 2 August:
"Store XXX, stopped drinking alcohol at the box office, emergency situation, guys, make money!"

Take a wolf and a rabbit into the army. Call to the Commission.
The rabbit comes first. They show him a machine gun and ask him:
What is it?
I do not know.
Showing the machine. They ask:
What is it?
I do not know.
Get a brick.
This is what?
The brick!
Go to Build!
The rabbit came out and told the wolf how it was. to
To turn off the building service, you need to show a brick. The wolf went to
The Commission. He was asked by showing the machine gun:
What is it?
I do not know.
Showing the machine.
What is it?
I do not know.
So what do you know then?
Do you have a brick?
Go to the exploration!

At the reception of the doctor, the patient says to the doctor:
You and I are heroes.
Why is?
"Because you work for money, and I am treated because you know who.

And so in the structure of receptors there is no difference between male and female
There is no special!

I'm sorry, but you can enlighten how this happens: I chew as painfully any intramuscular injections, my mom voices with intravenous, my sister dreams in terrible dreams of depilation in the area of her lips, but she flips on any other, her daughter has the opposite. Grandfather lived and without anesthesia quietly lay on the operating table when his leg muscles were cut off and the open fracture was closed, but he goes to the dentist as a punishment even with modern anesthetics. Dad easily tolerates cuts, but from the melting type of a blueberry begins to give up.

Even if within a family everyone is very different, how can others be equal?

There is an apparent difference in thinking: women want military service to be purely voluntary regardless of gender, men want it to be strictly mandatory in general. Who is sick in the head? Military duty was not invented by women.

Women are fighting for their rights.
What prevents men from fighting for their rights? That there is no obligation, but a contract, that the conditions are normal and so on? Oh, well, then it will not be an army, but a real children’s camp, you can’t complain anymore.
and ==
No, not this one. Most people (not just men) are hindered by fear and laziness in fighting for their rights. And they all know it in the depths of their hearts. And this feeling of inner uncertainty, inferiority, and even a sense of shame makes you look for a backbone. To devalue the struggle of others, when it is not capable of its own.

I was in a rather comic situation today. On the loaded for off-road UAZe saw the usual for such units inscription: "Ponts begin where the road ends", and literally a few meters later on the small OKE was painted the inscription-citation from Sherlock Holmes, which magnificently reflects the car owner's attitude to off-road: "If reason and life are important to you, stay away from turf swamps."