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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35098
 26.08.2010
xxx: yesterday wanted to buy a poster "Happy Birthday"
I went to the kiosk and asked if there were any of them.
I said it was, but in English.
XXX: I ask what is written there? You are here: Home"Happy End"

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35097
 26.08.2010
Fuck, all people, like people, and I... my wife sent me today to school to collect - bags, bags, booklets. We walked with him and at the end we bought two PSPs. I am afraid to go home.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35096
 26.08.2010
All normal people have an hour of night and an hour of day, and I have an hour of evening and an hour of morning.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35095
 26.08.2010
Client: Cory, was in an accident, the girl was leaving the courtyard and...
I: Is she beautiful?
Customer: Yes, my wings, the bumper and the lighthouse were more beautiful :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №35094
 26.08.2010
<Maestro> We have honey. The Department. There are two people there: Kurilov and Shalavin.
Developing standards of healthy lifestyle of employees :-D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №35093
 26.08.2010
Let’s sit down, Rihanna.
Phone calls
Takes the telephone by the hiring carrier (they should have called him).
speaks
Oh well?? to
Yes we sell.
Not available, so it can only be ordered.
Oriented to September.
These are the deadlines.
Do not say! Why do you need an insulator? Let us take you the piano to the fifth floor... and back!

The result: a rental carrier (left carrier) sold 3 fours of insulation on order! I feel worthless. And the managers probably already wrote a statement!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №35092
 26.08.2010
I came home for the holidays and broke my head every night, how to lay the blanket properly. I was always uncomfortable and so I kept turning it so until my mom once said it was square. t t t t

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №35091
 26.08.2010
Bentley is a car that is bought on mortgage, not just on loan.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №35090
 26.08.2010
sms: On the evening, a well-provided floated, we have a zone in the sea enclosed and special beds float in the distance, well, type in them you catch up and sunbath, well, and here after well taking the beer on the pit under the sun, swim back forces a little left, I think the dive will be easier, I dive, my eyes filled with saltwater, I thirsty the air, I tear off my eyes and see....

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35089
 26.08.2010
xxx : now, after graduating from the construction university, I can literally collect the stadiums)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35088
 26.08.2010
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I heard a monologue on the beach:" son, dress Panama, you should not walk barefoot on the sand"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №35087
 26.08.2010
XXX is great.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I need you.
XXX: How are you living?
XXX Why?
YYY: I ask myself this question...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №35086
 26.08.2010
From Twitter:
Yrasunrise: Why Medvedev does not attach a photo in the
and Twitter? He has a new iPhone! I would post pictures of "I am with Bono" or "I am on the beach" or "Vova drinks beer"))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35085
 26.08.2010
Daddy (23:36:32 25/08/2010)
We haven’t seen you for a long time.

Damn (23:38:11 25/08/2010)
I had a little romance about six months ago.

Tanya (23:46:19 25/08/2010)
Do you listen to me at all?( by

[Regen]t (23:46:49 25/08/2010)
I don’t envy Roman, growth is not important.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35084
 26.08.2010
Hi, I’m going to try No. 6. I want to show you some construction magic. What do you think is in this truck?
The butterfly! I have a bite in my mouth, little bitch! A whole truck! Demon, how do you do this?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №35083
 26.08.2010
In the file exchange:

X - people tell you how to do a passive quest, how to break the bush without noise...and interesting;
Y is Rubik cubic.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №35082
 26.08.2010
He went south on a train and took a navigator with him. I woke up at night, boring. Decided to look at the speed of the train, half the wagon jumped from the phrase: "you left the route", and something about getting used to the speed. In the end, half the car trembled and I was roasting on the shelf at 3 o’clock.


[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №35081
 26.08.2010
The C Tape:
The man was arrested for a quarrel with his bicycle.

According to eyewitnesses, the 68-year-old Richard Baillon argued with his bicycle at the parking lot of a gas station - a man screamed at a two-wheel vehicle, trying to communicate something to him. What caused the dispute is unknown.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35080
 26.08.2010
XHH: What has the spam technology come to, I’m just 'enchanted'...
XHH: First called some shit in Skype and something bubbled pendously and unclearly, then turned off.
The next day I said hello. From the subsequent dialogue it became clear that he wanted to communicate with (!) My girlfriend said she looked good in front of the camera. I tried for a long time to understand what kind of girl, because I don't have her, and what he needs at all, I thought for a long time, even nervous... But I decided to play and demonstrately stunned. At the peak, the conversation turned off again.
HHH: Well, the apophysis of this nonsense was a link to some porn site...
WOW, and the main thing is engaging. I would probably be nervous in such a situation. and :)
I think I’ve seen your Anya there. :)
YYY: The meaning of it?! to
He left the chat.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №35079
 26.08.2010
Did you go to Andrew today?
WOW: Yes I was
HH: How about you?
Honestly, I didn’t expect him to have such a hole.
XH: O_O
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