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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №52192
 23.08.2011
xxx: ppt
Priora as Logan stands.
8 Where does this car go?
yyy: can finally to 2um pedals)
What is a bicycle?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №52191
 23.08.2011
In the forum there is a discussion of who has goals in life:

Message from HAVNUK:
Becoming a man

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №52190
 23.08.2011
Today I woke up from a drunk scream under the windows - "What kind of shit in my car sleeps mints??????and "

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №52189
 23.08.2011
From the news tape: "21.08 10:49 In St. Petersburg began Matvienko elections"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №52188
 23.08.2011
Sdevalex> Over the years of freelance developed the rule “Do not work on Sundays!!“!”
AlexeyK> and don’t work on Saturdays either.
nekoholic> This is no longer from freelance.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52187
 23.08.2011
by Anubis345
A promising and lucrative job for everyone who has 2-3 hours of free time to work online at home. Without capital investment. Ability to independently plan work. A free schedule. Details on the website: xxx

Plasticman
If your breasts are small, do you?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №52186
 22.08.2011
Pavlo: on the news mail, the gardener grew a tomato weighing more than 2 kilograms and received the prize VAZ 2107.
Comments: Grown tomato got a caterpillar.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №52185
 22.08.2011
From the Conan-Barbara film review:
And of course, to call his creation “the main film event of the summer”, when Volan-de-Mort’s body has not yet cooled – it’s a bit of greed.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52184
 22.08.2011
Mr. Antony (22:08:37 20/08/2011)
Fuck, while my at sea is hot, I have been fishing for the third time :D

Coast of Leopold (22:08:47 20/08/2011)
How is it? What did he say?

Mr. Antony (22:08:24 20/08/2011)
You won’t believe it, Tripper.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52183
 22.08.2011
One day we took a house with friends and went to rest, and not far away lived the ex-girlfriend of one of my friends, and accordingly she came to us. And we have a tradition who first fell asleep, we draw with a marker, and since everyone drinks a lot, sleep like babies, there are a whole masterpiece drawn with a marker. Well, she fell asleep with her ex-boyfriend, and accordingly we painted them, well, we usually don't touch the girl, but here we didn't hold on and wrote on the forehead with large letters the word "HUY", in the morning they somehow quarreled and she didn't look in the mirror and went home. And at home, her mother met her and said, “Where have you been all night?”
My daughter answered "My girlfriend watched the movie"
The mother stumbled on and said, “You have written where you were on your forehead!!!”and "
She didn’t talk to me anymore.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52182
 22.08.2011
The first Jedi in history - Suvorov) "11 September 1789 troops under the command of Suvorov (25 thousand people) unnoticed (!!) Forced river Rymnik"

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52181
 22.08.2011
This is a client application on Delphi. Something is not suitable in speed, it is easier to stream and entertain the user with a porn screensaver. It will look and with a smart look will state that the app is advanced and has a user-friendly interface. But when you have at your disposal 200mgz frequency, no God knows what server, 128MB of operating and 30 seconds to execute the script, the life of the script becomes like an episode from the movie "Pila".

Hi, script, I want to play a game. For weeks you’ve been running on a developer machine with 3GB opera and core2duo 3GHz and didn’t appreciate the optimal algorithms. You will have a chance to change today. You have exactly 30 seconds before the apache kills you banally)))

[ + 160 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52180
 22.08.2011
Sorry for the next, but I believe.
I believe in the magical power of bor.
I love and wait for the ex who promised to come back.
I want to be with her and make her happy. Let it all go well: both she and I will be happy together and each of us will get from the other exactly what he wants and wanted to get before.

Good luck to you and your partner"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №52179
 22.08.2011
Talk to a lesbian:
"I will explain to you the logic of a woman as a man to a man."

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52178
 22.08.2011
On the MS website:
Modern browsers use only a fraction of the computer’s computing power, while Internet Explorer 9 uses its full potential.

The Conclusions:
1) ie9 nihuya is not modern
2) He hangs the computer to the foxes)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №52177
 22.08.2011
XXX: damn... 300 of 550 MB... what a speed so ugly
YYY :
by Laadino. Remember the modem and calm down.
XXX is:
I did not have it, thank God.
YYY is a heretic!!! You had no childhood!by 11
XXX is:
I just had it.)

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52176
 22.08.2011
Alynchik (01:36:57 24/08/2011)
I will be a urologist shorter. a man will come to me, take off the pants. and I will look skeptically and say a man, and went fishing on Saturday, a?"

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52175
 22.08.2011

Random correspondence in contact with an Oriflame employee.
11.09.19 by Natalia Hello! How are your successes?
11.09.19 Are you familiar with me?
13.11.09 Natalia: Oh, I look confused...you are very similar to one Anton, just the name unfortunately I don’t remember...:)
13.11.09 Anton: )))) Definitely not me )
13.11.09 Natalia: Anton, and the possibility of additional income is interested?
13.11.09 Anton: No, I do not have a permanent.
14.11.09 Natalia: Well then I will reflect...do you need money at all?
14.11.09 Anton: No, I am a monk with unlimited access to the internet.
14.11.09 Natalia: If a friend likes you or someone from your acquaintances...Call, OK?
Anton: No, but we will pray for your sinful and selling souls in the Church of the Seventh Day of Unlimited.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №52174
 22.08.2011
On the forum, the topic about BSOD codes:

111: What you need to do so that the computer starts working, some combination may be needed, please write.... :sad:

The pink combination is suitable, although I prefer the classic – black or white silk.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №52173
 22.08.2011
From the news:
On the shore there are points for the sale of alcohol. They are afraid that the drunk holidaymakers will want to join the shark in battle themselves.

Russian people are fucking.

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