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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7445
 03.07.2008
My feet in my mouth, my feet in my mouth.
I have a familiar truck driver at Heseli. His phrase:
Mattis in my body!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7444
 03.07.2008
The news said that Chubais was offered a new job.
If Dmitry Medvedev reads the book, Mr. President, please send the red ambassador to Zimbabwe!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7443
 03.07.2008
The KC:
There are two computers connected to the network. How to sit behind a compound
to ensure that the second computer in the network is not restarted at the next
is included.
What software tools to use?

Albion is banned:
The shoulder can be blown over the system if the shoulder is long!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7442
 03.07.2008
<xxx> And why did you go to #linux?
<yyy> What about girls?? to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7441
 03.07.2008
There is no thought:
In general, if you take off the pink glasses, the choice is heroic:
a) to be alone, free, constantly feeling peace, coldness and grief, and quietly destroy, trusting no one to love only the dog and career;
b) constantly break yourself, in order to somehow reconcile with the rhythm of a person's life, his rough relatives, habits, friends, constantly seeking compromise and suppressing irritation.
And the little breaks between all this, the brainstorming, when you stop fading, and for a short time forget about it all - and there is a kind of happiness.

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The top quote. Indeed, female wisdom

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7440
 03.07.2008
Bas, shit, like seeds, long to read, and you can't get away.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7439
 03.07.2008
XXX: What is your rating on the tower?
YYY :?? to
xxx: Well, when I vote for quotes in the nchwalle - one + is added, and then 20, 50 and even 100!!! to
yyy: and you update the page, and the rating will rise, immediately by 100 and more for the last quotes will be added
Okay, that’s the bag here 😉
Didn’t you think other people voted for you?? to
I am a fool 😉

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7438
 03.07.2008
killa (18:56:24 28/06/2008)
How to do? Did you drink? )

wicked (18:58:04 28/06/2008)
Where did they come from?

wicked (18:58:11 28/06/2008)
Why did you think

killa (18:58:21 28/06/2008)
)))))))))))))))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7437
 03.07.2008
In the morning, the net suddenly fell between my and my wife’s notes. Switching the cables did not help. After a quick inspection, it was decided to hit the problem until evening, writing down everything on the weather-everything-glutes. In the evening, the cat was given a penny for the cable that was ripped in 4 places.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7436
 03.07.2008
by 111
How is the new java quip different from the previous ones?? to

by 222
It works and the previous ones don’t.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7435
 03.07.2008
by iMac
iPod is
iPhone is
iMolodets slyshai da

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7434
 03.07.2008
<@_LentyaikA_> funny boy... the heck reminds me...probably me 4 years ago =)
<@_LentyaikA_> the same little naive girl was
<@RZK333> and now you are a brutal bl@#? and :)
<@RZK333> I’m sorry to have broken out.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7433
 03.07.2008
Lynx
No, okay - my man doesn't want to give me injections, in the hand, subcutaneously, because he's afraid to hurt me... At the same time, in the pop fuck he's not afraid of me...

Tagged_user
If you argue that it is more natural for a woman to be kicked in the ass or snorted in the hand, I tend to the first.

Saints
Why did you think it was a woman?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №7432
 03.07.2008
There are no pockets like the state pockets.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №7431
 03.07.2008
Talk about the cat Vasily.

I don’t remember the details, but somewhere.

My wife and I are in the bedroom, not so late in the morning, not so early in the evening.

Suddenly, in the kitchen, the whistle is not the fork, not the glasses - understandably, the cat

The dividing table. What is punishable. Well, I break up, like a “Status,” and I run,

Soften in the kitchen. Three rooms with a turn. The Wife Running:

“You catch me, catch me!”

I don't know what the aunt thought, but in the kitchen she, the fucking, stumbled.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №7430
 03.07.2008
The price of gasoline increased...

Year 2015... Advertising posters hang on tanks: “To a full tank –

The car is a gift!”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7429
 03.07.2008
"Asket" recently played a crawl, bombed to the hell an ostentate country that had too much oil... reconciled, gave democracy... whom I remember)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7428
 03.07.2008
In short, my brother is fascinated by Dozor (well, he chases the city with like-minded people, quests are performed)... so, the next task leads them to the prom zone, where their attention is immediately attracted by the ohuenly healthy crane... they climb up, looking for the Code, and at the bottom, meanwhile, comes the WOHR (guards) and begins to scream the type of "hule you do there, well, well on the slash from there" they are in response to "nahuya", WOHR "talk"", "challenge, battle..." type...
As a result, the WOHR, having achieved nothing, causes garbage, and they come, just at the moment when the guys have almost gone down.
Well they mean, mentions like you do, who are they? The guys of them "we are mountaineers, we train" mints check documents on the car, there here, "children" warm, "here before you the special forces trained" (the march such as the doctors:))
They are cooking to the wreaths - "what fucking thing have you called us?"
The wicked of the mummy "ээээ, нууу, and they want to steal the crane".
Mint is rjet "I, grit, I understand Logan, big luggage, but the crane spit..."
They all walked together and walked away.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7427
 03.07.2008
No, I need to sleep more.
Have you slept again?
XXX is worse
This morning I went out of the house with a pack of garbage and a bag, dumped the garbage and went on the bus, awakened from the fact that at the end of the driver wakes me, but the very thing: I sit with the garbage in my hands...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7426
 03.07.2008
The admin! Make the top of the abyss in 50 quotes! Something is ending quickly.

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