knock at the door. The man opens - stands a skeleton with a notebook and asks:
Siddhartha Petrovich?
Yes... And who are you?
and death.
Is it already behind me?
Not yet yet. I conduct a preliminary customer survey in order to improve
Quality of service.
Oh yeah yeah? Then I went away from here so I couldn’t see you!! to
and thanks. I write: “Prostatic cancer and cataract.”

I sit laughing fucking.

YYY: What is it?

xxx: a friend writes, bought a clay hawaiian. I ask you to show me :D he says "Ji, MSI will come!". I sit like an idiot and wait for two hours. A bell at the door. There is this miracle in Hawaii "mmsko came!"

Zippy: Birthday with a familiar defk with 1st size. Read here a quote about "This is not Photoshop", then about "I look for 3D Max". I thought... I gave a maid with the inscription "Syski.rar"

SpuG
We have a whole balloon with helium at work... work doesn’t even think to start...

Fox: If a man is what he eats, then I’m a 70 pound pelmecha.

From W. Googl.

The question:
I am 13 years old and I have a beard and a beard. Is it bad or good?

Answer to:
Are you on Linux?

Bl* I hate minors who write in the column about the university: "I do not add anyone, although try it, suddenly you will be lucky!" And who needs you so stupid???????????? to

...and I was expelled from the Book World when I turned all the Bibles into a section of fiction.

on the beach. The sea storms. A young father takes the little daughter under his arms and carries it to the water, enters somewhere on his knees, drops the girl into the waves, the child wildly cries, the dad, satisfied, cries to his wife on the shore: Cold! But he did not get out of the water.)

From Wikipedia: The musicians whose recordings were used as torture were not informed about it and learned from the newspapers. According to The Guardian, this may be a copyright infringement, and musicians have the right to demand payment of fees.

The barbarians:
What if I don’t kiss on the first date? and [
by Paddonak:
I will be kissing :)
The barbarians:
by force? Jokingly *
by Paddonak:
with subsequent pulling in the bushes
The barbarians:
I don’t play that way, where is romance?
by Paddonak:
There will be a starry sky :D

I watched the movie Johnny D.
B: And how then?
A is Norman. and the direction and the acting play, only the work of the operator leaves much to be desired.
B: Who is the operator?
A: Yes FIG knows. The titles do not yet indicate the names of the people who are being removed from the hall.

He rested in the South (Crimea). Found the root of the evil of the Ukrainian economy:
(from the newspaper)
As a result... the amount of damage... of farms amounted to 25 million hryvnia. Kiev agreed to compensate only half of the damage - 11.5 million hryvnia.
No commentary

Status in ICQ:

Delay to work - 500 rubles on the master card.
Sleeping is invaluable.

Note from Mom:
"The cat remained in the dacha. His bones in the lower freezer"
I don’t know what to think...

In our city (deep) began to spread stickers on the car, where the car is depicted on the wrist and the signature of "What the Mayor of such roads". A huge respect for all drivers with this sticker, and especially the author of the idea))

I don’t even know..................................................................
Roxana: Oh God, and where is Pacman when we need him so much!

The sister burned - got a passport and went to the village :)

The future does not exist, the past does not exist, and the present, as long as we realize it, becomes the past.

WOWU
Why did you feel bad?
HHH
The vodka
WOWU
Have you drunk?! to
HHH
No shit, it was shaken.