HH: She’s strange at all. All licensing agreements "from shell to shell" read.

What is luck.
A deep night. I work in Corel. I was very eager to listen to music. The neighbor has a small child. I’m as decent, wearing big headphones, playing music and working on. After a couple of hours, I remove the headphones and shrink... the music all this time echoed from the columns... I was very lucky, the neighbor with the family was in the country ))

The number of poisoned employees of the Saratov meat plant reached 97 people

Nirvana at work! You have to work!!! to

C habrahabr, from the discussion of the topic "If PHP were British"

Oleg Yozhic: A very different thing would have been if PHP were Russian, I fear it’t have been so polite...mayhem,

mayhem: code optimization will be reduced to inserting a motherboard before calling the functions – “anukablad str_replace()” simply has to work faster than the usual str_replace()

Licvidator: Or at least keep silent about internal problems.

How variable people are in their opinions!!!! to
I was on vacation for two weeks. The old house (a two-story stall, the walls - horror) decided to wrap the walls with hiscarton. Started to break the plinth, cash (in general, everything that interferes). Neighbors and grandmothers ask: “Are you on vacation?” The repair decided to do?" Kiev, said, yes. Grandmother’s Choir: "Oh good boy! Not that some of the Turks are riding and drinking vodka on the couch!" Broke everything necessary, began to put the frame out of the profile. In order not to fade with the scissors decided to cut it "Bulgarian". After 3 days of constant grinding and grinding (there is little space and I have to count and a lot of grinding profile, I did all this from 10 am to 7 pm) I hated the whole house!!! Everyone I met in the entrance/in the courtyard complained: "And when will this finally end?". Once even the note on the door was hanged "Suk, shut down your plate!!!". He scattered, set the frame, pierced the wires, glued the hyproc. The neighbor asks: "Have you finished the repair? Show that you did there?" Showed (not as cool as in well-known shows about repairs, but quite decent). The neighbor said: "Hey! I want to do the same..."
Now I hate a good half of the male population of the court and acquaintances... And all women/grandmothers are invited to visit... :(

Sori for the full. I know not at the address, but, believing in the magical power of the boron... Suddenly it will help? I love “just a friend.” Do you hear? I don’t want to be friends with you, but to be. To all the plushing greetings.

We eat with a friend in a canyon from one city to another:
XXX: Listen, what will happen if you press the pedal?
yyy: "a little thought" no more.

What is ‘Allahu Akbar’?
Allah is Great.
XXX: "acbar" is great, right?
YYY: No, fucking, Akbar is Allah!

I: I have a pimple jumped on the pop, and sitting work is uncomfortable.
Take a cream.
Yes, I am already running away.
Mothers at work
I: Where do I pray there?
Mom: go to the toilet and smash, or in the office if there is no one.
I: Oh, and at the most responsible moment comes the boss...
Pray him too!

I have a double personality. I was driven out of the psychic. Both of them are called li.

I go away myself. He taught his father that the clav is the main organ of the comp, which cannot be persecuted (he hesitated to buy a new one every two weeks because of his hot character and hard-to-do games). showed what the internet is, how to play counter,CoD and the like. Not only that my mother is trying to kill me for the fact that my father was pulling out because of the comp, but now I am generally afraid to come home because my father poured the coke on the table and to save the key for 500 rubles ruined my mom's coke for 3000 wiping the table(((

I no longer fit under twenty, beard, live with my mom, troll, liar and virgin, now I am 21 :)

From the discussion of 4D films:

Oh yeah okay. Let us remember the story.
First people looked at the pictures, then they invented the radio and started listening to it. Then I started watching the movie (without “listening”). Then I started listening to the movie. Now you can smell it.
Who knows, maybe we’ll be touching it soon.

Soon after, people will start watching movies.

Call to TP (Monday)
The internet opens on Thursday. Send me an update!! to
TP: Click "Update" in the Internet window or F5 on the keyboard.
How fast you are, thank you!! to
(Solitary spots in the tube)

8 Do you drink?! to
No, we are eating.
Why the beer?! to
Yyy: What do we do, hunting sausages with juice?! to

The boy asked in the store to buy a spider-man egg. I was red, I was red.

* discussion of picture with square peppers*

XXX: How do people grow such peppers?
yyy: extract the root from the watermelon, build it into a square.
XX: They are cubic waves.
I mean, in the Cube.

I downloaded a mobile phone 2GIS today. I run the "Where am I?" button, and it shows me that I live in a ice cream kiosk.

Default: I’m not arguing, you’ve had a big impact on me and my worldview.
Default: I’ve become more hating women.

Mahahahah! He is evil!! Now smoked on a glassed veranda with a bunch of mosquitoes! They tried to escape the smoke, but only beat the glass and complained! The Revenge! She is so sweet!